Came For the Eeby, Stayed For the Deeby

AI/NFTs GO AWAY! She/They | Biromantic Aego | ASD Hello, I am DecibelCoatl (aka "dBCoatl", "dB" or "Deci"), and this is my personal blog of artwork, reblogs, rants and shitposts galore. Current Fandoms: Iconoclasts, Cassette Beasts, Mega Man, Fuga: Melodies of Steel, Pokémon Do NOT repost, steal, trace, use or alter any of my artwork/characters without my permission!

[status-quo-hater]

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

stole it from here

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[assporn]

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

[reblogging---stuff]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[decibelcoatl]

I should probably make one more Fuga fankid to complete the "starting roster". Here's what I have so far:

Is male (so Jihl isn't the only boy)

Is a Caninu (so Jeanette isn't the only Caninu)

Is unrelated to the original Taranis crew (so Sylvia isn't left out)

Is associated with the colour yellow

[kremlin]

uninstall adobe acrobat. it is malware. it has been malware. these aren't opinions: acrobat meets the definition of malware.

it installs a user-login-time "startup" executable that ignores any windows directives to disable it on startup. doing so only removes the even-more-malicious taskbar-icon-creating advertisement-notification-creating process. no matter what you do, the sleeper "updater" process starts when you log in, and runs perpetually

it sends & receives encrypted network traffic both periodically and non-periodically. both are bad, both are suspicious, and a program doing both is more suspicious than the sum of their parts. and to boot: acrobat will polymorphically edit its code after such network activity

this isn't new: it has always done this. now, it does not even do the thing it is meant to: provide a way to interact with documents, which is amongst the very first features computers were built to provide. you can merely open PDFs and read some of their content in the narrow space between the requests for adobe to give them your money, and interface for features you cannot use (because you don't) or do not, have not, and will not ever need

adobe and microsoft would very much like the user's cultural norms around computers to allow for advertisement built into the local software and even operating system itself. the web being 100% advertisements was not enough! sure enough, acrobat will hijack the windows notifications system thing to give you the 2026 equivalent of pop-ups

i don't really know enough about windows software equivalents, so i'll paypal $20 to the first person that reblogs this with a list of 3-5 PDF reader/editor/etc acrobat equivalents that meet the following criteria:

open source, locally-built executables must match checksum of prebuilt distributed executable

no paid features/premium version/subscription/whatever

not a toy hobby project thing, must be windows-users-proof

cheers

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[tench]

[nudityandnerdery]

Just posting polls to satisfy my own curiosity now.

If you lived in America as a child, answer this poll. If you didn't, you answer the poll in the reblog.

How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7 or more

I don't/haven't lived in America/results/etc.

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[nudityandnerdery]

Part two.

If you didn't live in America as a child, answer this poll. If you did, you answer the previous poll.

How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7 or more

I lived in America/results/etc.

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[cheesusmouse]

i think i'll forever be obsessed with this picture of my cat when she was a kitten. she looks like an erdtree burial watchdog

[sunwornink]

here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL

[calware]

the truly evil part about lolcowing is that the targets are almost always people who have done something/things that are unsavory at best or objectively harmful at worst and that is used as justification to treat them however you want with no recourse whatsoever. like you suddenly have permission to dehumanize someone for what, fucking entertainment. and if anyone tells you to cool it for a minute, suddenly they're supportive of that behavior, making you effectively immune to anyone who disagrees. like apparently nobody's ever heard of disproportionate punishment

[sugarmasonmearii]

Attention Tumblr Users: New Suspicious Bot Phishing Attempt! (high likely)

If you suddenly got pinged by a number-only user account in Tumblr in this particular blog's comment section, don't think twice!

Flag and Block immediately!!

This is actually an ongoing phishing/scam attempt that could get more than your Tumblr Account compromised!

I immediately knew right away that this is bot, as I got pinged by two different accounts to this blog at the same time! Don't waste your time reading it. Flag and Block immediately! Tumblr staff will not do such thing!

Edit: As of lately, I reported and blocked 4 accounts. These clankers are relentless, but it matters not as long as you know what to do.

Flag and Block immediately!!

Be safe out there!

[aeiou-agent-dreid]