There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.
Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.
I first heard about this guy from the "League of regrettable superheroes" Books, (The supervillain one, obviously) and He stuck with me because its such an interesting concept. not only is HE generic, but he has the power to make anything he TOUCHES generic too. I never actually got to experience his whole deal as an actual character, since this was just an info book that tells you about the character, so seeing these panels it really cool.
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
Nooo, Agott, don't sit on top of the ruins of a magnificent castle meant to be a metaphor for the family name and legacy that has supported you and then crumbled away, you're so cool--
Wow, so you mean they DON'T cut your staffing and increase your work to an incredible degree in order to save on profits when simple tasks are taken over by a convenient mechanic? What a world.
I suppose compared to when magic ran rampant and people were transmuting each other's legs into windmills for fun, this must be kind of a dream scenario, huh.
I still wonder how these doctors can be so close to witch society, and not catch on to ANY part of how magic is done. They sell notebooks and quills at the giftshop, for pete's sake!
I feel like this is the move you pull as a DM called "the monster has however much HP I feel like". You put a task in front of people/students/players that's arbitrary enough that you can decide on a whim when they've passed. And they'll only pass when it's most dramatic for them to do so. Meaning, not at the beginning.
Okay, well, I'm impressed.
For a second I misinterpreted the drawing and thought he was holding a popsicle.
Imagine showing your art professor's art principal your doodles and they whip out a notebook full of like, professional-level works and go "oh, well, not to compare or anything"
I now understand why Olruggio was like "well his MAGIC's great but...."
I'm beginning to think that the thing to do here is to FIND the man first, instead of one of his illusions. Maybe that's what he meant that you had to impress HIM.
Go show him a forbidden spell, ig. Time to go find Euini.
............you know what. Yeah. Because this is also true for artists. I'm constantly fuckin'... .drawing.......in my head. Damnit. This manga, man.
LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE'S NOT A WEIRDO, SHE'S NEW
It's pretty cute that this super important figure is just out here, entertaining the kids. Even if it's another illusion, technically.
Do Coco's sylph shoes have... two sigils on them? Is one for GO and one for STOP?
Who cares? More importantly, why are you wearing thigh-high boots.
....boy, why are you so obsessed with her?
AGAIN, WHY DOES IT FUCKIN' MATTER
Unless you have skin in the game? You from one of these families? You got apprentice'd by a relative? Is that it? You feeling like you gotta bully her because she has it better than you? You secretly harbor feelings of jealousy that she got to escape the toxic pressure that you're under?
Coco when someone insults her: oh... sorry... :(
Coco when someone insults Agott: >:((((((( "wtf did you just say to me you little--"
.........idk man that seems......
I mean, it COULD be true. But Agott isn't acting like someone who's overcome with guilt for past actions. She acts like someone who has been made to feel small, sure, but.........
Also, the fact that it hasn't been alluded to even ONCE in her little tragic backstory flashbacks? No...... no, there's something more going on here.
........okay, maybe it DID happen......
...............I........I don't know what to think anymore.
Agott, stop with the theatrics and just hug her like you clearly want to!
She has a point. Agott would never forgive herself for being so stupid.
Oooooh, yeah. This doesn't sound like someone who cheated. This sounds like someone who was slighted.
Actually, it makes me happy to hear that THIS is her angle. She's not trying to win anyone's love back. She wants to show them up! That's much healthier. Not great for her mental health, but better.
It's a part of her charm.
Alright, well. I've got nothing. I have no idea what she's talking about either.
Does anyone remember that pokemon episode where an unexplained giant Magikarp almost lands on and kills Ash, only for a swole and tanned Nurse Joy to show up, force feed it a whole bottle of opiates, and then effortlessly overhead-press the one-ton fish before throwing it into the ocean, all in the space of about 30 seconds
On the outskirts of the Lick, the remaining Morel family wait for the inevitable to happen. Sore Morel finds a new target for his fury and denial. Lively makes rapid plans to exit the company. A new client arrives with an intriguing job offer.
Please be advised that this episode contains contains violent deaths, violent and verbal familial abuse, animal death, ableism, references to queerphobia.
For years after 9/11 we were constantly told “NEVER FORGET” and the idea was basically “keep feeling sad and afraid and especially ANGRY forever; don’t let time dull your emotional response like it’s naturally supposed to; continue to justify the injustices by feeling this way all the time.” And the 3000 deaths were constantly pointed to as this huge deal that justified any lengths to go to.
And then Covid hit. And there were several points during the height of the pandemic (because fun fact, according to the actual definitions of a pandemic, *it’s not technically over yet!* ) where we were having a 9/11’s worth of deaths every week or so. And suddenly 3000 deaths were not a big deal at all. Instead of being enough reason to go to war far away and strip us at home of many rights too, they weren’t even enough justification to make people wear a damn piece of fabric over their face.
3000 people died once and now the government can legally wiretap anyone without a warrant, and hold people at Gitmo under suspicion of terrorism (no need for due process)… 3000 people dying every week but we should all still be going out to brunch and concerts and who cares about the disabled and immunocompromised?
Something in me broke. Make all the 9/11 jokes you want.
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