Too Much Is Never Enough

"History is a story told by the winners of the fight. History is a story told by the men who make the laws. History is a story told by the people who survive ((RP Blog for the Ink Potts versions of Twilight, AJ, and Rarity mainly, but more is...

[awkwardosthe3rd]

I get to share this Grayscale Commission for Grilin on Twitter

All in all, very happy to have an excuse to do some slightly more refined rendering uvu

[recklessmoss]

Commission piece I finished yesterday <:)

[unholy-sindae]

Clearing something up, this is the blog to do it on.

A hemipenis looks like this in nature. (Pics, on a page with some real biology stuff)

I link to it in Striker's profile but more than a few people still seem to misunderstand reptile hemipenis anatomy and its not being the human ideal for one fucking one hole and the other fucking the other. Sorry, just won't work that way. Two dicks, side by side.

Now, I'm going to describe it in the most unsexy way possible. And this is far separated from why actual reptiles have hemipenes (as each head is associated with one of their internal testes). In Strikes' case it's similarly about virility but not the same anatomical stuff so don't take this as a biology lesson:

Taken from a text chat:

Just like the real ones. So people saying they want both are telling him they're about to get a lotta dick in one hole lol

And frankly it weirds him out bc the avg person don't have that kind of spacial endurance

The function of the two is to let him go twice in rapid succession, really. He gets hard again fast and typically alternates from the cock he just used

It's really just increased stamina . You need two faucets for much that so the plumbing don't break on one of them

I made that sound as unsexy as I could lol

Uh, also this means his testes are internal yes. You cannot kick him in the balls. Good luck.

Now imagine (St) Steve Irwin just read that to you.

[theplottingtrio]

//“ Now imagine (St) Steve Irwin just read that to you. “

https://vocaroo.com/140ky2qPAE7w

Imagine that indeed. But surely you will settle for my impression of such?

[chigasaki-y]

[niromeva]

the outfits are from this pic btw

[brindlefern-deactivated20210619]

The full art of Pleistocene Fauna’s server new icon. (*happy sobs my art is a server icon*) The left one’s design eventually became the design of my characters’ father. :3

Programs: Paint Tool Sai Tools: Wacom Intuos Pro Art: Mine

Do not use/steal/crop/edit/etc.

Do not tag as kin/me

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🌼 Pleistocene Fauna 🌼 (RP SERVER, NEEDS MEMBERS)

Pleistocene Fauna is a semi-realistic D&D based RP server around the lives of the prehistoric animals from the Pleistocene era itself, its setting set in the American Southwest. The server is a literate server, PG-13 (No explicit NSFW) and is LGBT-Friendly. It is just over a year old, but activity in the rp is slow rn due to the small number of active participants that it relies on to keep moving, so we would love for you to join us!

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[secretlifeofrarity]

Goretober Day #1 Possessed

[cruciatusxxcervus]

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Red River Zoo is unable to afford to care for their animals. I’m asking folks to please really consider donating to help them through this time. It’s a wonderful little zoo that works hard to help conserve many of our earth’s wildlife. Every little bit helps. I am opening emergency commissions to help raise funds to give the animals the care they need! 

How it works: 

- Follow their donation link here

- Donate the amount you wish (You can use the “Custom Donation” option to give smaller amounts) 

- Send me a screenshot of your donation receipt (with personal info blocked) and tell me what you’d like me to draw! 

If you are unable to donate, please reblog and share this wherever you can. I want to help support my community during this time and saving our zoo would be incredible help. Thank you so much!

[epsilonshadow]

Lydia usually uses her spear as a tool. Most often, to help her climb. Sometimes, to check for traps. Rarely, to grab something. But there are moments when it has to be used as a weapon. When Lydia can’t escape an aggressive mutant, as a last resort, she attacks, hoping to scare the adversary off. But it’s not always possible…

[epsilonshadow]

The more time passed, the harder it was to find something good. Lydia had a decent supply of food back home but it was not infinite. She ran out of food and starvation forced her to rethink her position on looting. But when she visited the local supermarket everything useful was already gone. But still, she managed to find a little treasure. 

[weirdunicorn]

Why aren’t deer with fangs/tusks more of a thing?

I think they are absolutely fantastic and want like…at least 10.

Yeah, 10 is a good number XD

[theplottingtrio]

@alastorology

[hazbins]

[theplottingtrio]

@alastorology​

[theplottingtrio]

❇ Elegant had set up a little picnic at the gazebo on her estate. All the food was made by her hoof which surprised Inez as she didn't take her nanny as a chef. But besides that, the young filly sat in her seat twisting around the butter knife into the table cloth. "Now stop that, " Elegant said sternly, "Your father will be here any minute we want to look nice for him don't we?" Inez gave a quick nod, "I suppose so, nan." Really to was a drag to be forced to have a family lunch.

Fernand trotted up a while later, pleased to be on time. It was rare that between finding ways to stop his vices and his job, he got to be on time for a simple family picnic. 

“Hello” he said cheerfully, kissing Inez’s cheek and giving Elegant a longing gaze before he sat himself down with a heavy thump. “Wooo…work was real murder. It’s almost as tough as Inez’s schoolwork.” Fernand’s not so subtle hint led him to sit up, looking at Inez. “Now, how is your tutoring going with the Count?”

[theplottingtrio]

Inez was proud of the things that were taught to her and finding out new odd strange teachings exciting. She was rather bored with regular schooling nothing seemed challenging to her in that space of learning.

But when Fernand suggested that she should end her studies with the Count she jumped up, “Father no! I want to go back; I want to learn more about this Eastern education! It’s not a waste to me at all, I only went once! You can’t cut me off just like that, I’m a Princess I need to know more than just normal stuff -”

“You watch your tone young filly! Your Father is the head of this family and you’ll heed his words! No further comprising yourself with that twisted count!” Elegant said a little heated than she wanted. She knew it was a mistake letting her pick her own tutor she wasn’t old enough to understand the horror show that happened many years ago; she needed to be safe. Scootabert got a rude wake-up call when the count reviled his true self.

“You - You shut up! I outrank you! Your just a stupid nanny and a whore!” Inez yelled at her nanny. Elegant gasped and her hooves went to her mouth, “You don’t mean that… I’m your…”

“No your not! You have never been!”

That had not gone remotely like how Fernand had wanted it to go. Slow to act and with a fool’s expression painted on his face, Fernand watched Inez’s nasty statements towards the mare who had birthed her to begin with. Slow as he was to realize it, he was not slow to stop as he reared up with thunder in his eyes.

“Enough!” he harshly corrected, stomping down hard and flapping his wings. “Inez. That’s enough. You’ll not be seeing that count anymore if that is the philosophy he has taught you. And you will apologize to Elegant” Fernand growled, deadly serious. A part of him knew that the reason for such an explosion was all due to the machinations of the adults around Inez rather than Inez herself. Being torn between several worlds would have put stress on anyone.

But all the same. She was his blood and he had to correct her mistakes. 

[theplottingtrio]

❇ Elegant had set up a little picnic at the gazebo on her estate. All the food was made by her hoof which surprised Inez as she didn't take her nanny as a chef. But besides that, the young filly sat in her seat twisting around the butter knife into the table cloth. "Now stop that, " Elegant said sternly, "Your father will be here any minute we want to look nice for him don't we?" Inez gave a quick nod, "I suppose so, nan." Really to was a drag to be forced to have a family lunch.

Fernand trotted up a while later, pleased to be on time. It was rare that between finding ways to stop his vices and his job, he got to be on time for a simple family picnic. 

“Hello” he said cheerfully, kissing Inez’s cheek and giving Elegant a longing gaze before he sat himself down with a heavy thump. “Wooo…work was real murder. It’s almost as tough as Inez’s schoolwork.” Fernand’s not so subtle hint led him to sit up, looking at Inez. “Now, how is your tutoring going with the Count?”

[whentheworldwasmine]

Elegant who was pouring tea stopped mid pour when she heard that cursed name. Yes, she had figured out that the Count of Monte Cristo was teaching her daughter and avoided a yelling match with Fernand for the sake of peace. Though she wasn’t pleased with it, if her husband thought it was safe she couldn’t argue with that. But she sat down next to Fernand taking his hoof in hers.

“Yes tell us what Monte Cristo has taught you so far.” Elegant said in a sly voice.

Inez was caught off guard that her father said who was teaching her and even more so that Elegant was alright with it. She sipped on some drink and cleared her throat “Um well, he’s very intelligent. What we worked on last was different impressions on life. It was Eastern teaching and it had to do with vinegar and I really didn’t understand it at first but after talking about each viewpoint it made sense. So I enjoyed it and can’t wait for the next. Maybe he can come here to give me my next lesson!”

Elegant felt her eye twitch when Inez suggested that. She looked over at Fernand, “What do you think of that, my dear?”

[theplottingtrio]

“Barbarian things” Fernand opined bluntly of Monte Cristo’s teachings. Why waste her time on the teachings of nations far from Equestria? He’d hardly known of them. The Count was just smoke and mirrors. Like everything about him. 

“Well then, if he’s taught you so much right now, we don’t need a next lesson” Fernand said, trying to be as smooth as possible with shutting down her seeming affection for the count. Fernand smiled in a strained sort of way. “He’s helped you enough with your schoolwork, right? You don’t need to waste anymore of your free time with him.”

[theplottingtrio]

❇ Elegant had set up a little picnic at the gazebo on her estate. All the food was made by her hoof which surprised Inez as she didn't take her nanny as a chef. But besides that, the young filly sat in her seat twisting around the butter knife into the table cloth. "Now stop that, " Elegant said sternly, "Your father will be here any minute we want to look nice for him don't we?" Inez gave a quick nod, "I suppose so, nan." Really to was a drag to be forced to have a family lunch.

Fernand trotted up a while later, pleased to be on time. It was rare that between finding ways to stop his vices and his job, he got to be on time for a simple family picnic. 

“Hello” he said cheerfully, kissing Inez’s cheek and giving Elegant a longing gaze before he sat himself down with a heavy thump. “Wooo...work was real murder. It’s almost as tough as Inez’s schoolwork.” Fernand’s not so subtle hint led him to sit up, looking at Inez. “Now, how is your tutoring going with the Count?”

[theplottingtrio]

Feelings we both can't fight by Stuflox