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17 any pronouns

[winterswake]

Bowing her head in defeat, Queen Alicent surrendered the keys to the castle, and ordered her knights and men-at-arms to lay down their swords. “The city is yours, princess,” she is reported to have said, “but you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my son Aemond will return with fire and blood.”

FIRE AND BLOOD by George R.R. Martin

That is insufficient. Aemond has been damaged, permanently, My King. “Good will” cannot make him whole. There is a debt to be paid. I shall have one of her son’s eyes in return. He can choose which eye to keep, a privilege he did not grant my son.

— Queen Alicent Hightower HOUSE OF THE DRAGON «Driftmark»

[succescion]

Sharp Objects — “Closer” Succession — “Chiantishire”

[aletheyass]

here is how keira knightley in bend it like beckham can still win the ballon d'or

[kalichnikov]

[thecyndimistuff]

Me: Italians don’t experience discrimina-

Hollywood: Chris Pratt is Mario

Me: Nevermind

italians if i've ever made fun of you i'm so sorry I understand now the discrimination and harm you face every day and I promise to grow and be a better person who learns from my mistakes

[withwingsofgold]

This is out of the blue! I am Afghan and I am currently living in Afghanistan. Today (15 Aug 2021) the Taliban entered the capital city of Afghanistan which is Kabul. The government is going to change to an Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan. They ruled in Afghanistan for 5 years, 20 years ago. I've heard stories about them since I'm 19 and luckily was not yet born. And let me tell you the stories were terrifying, but they were just horror stories to me and I never thought that I'd be living under their regime, but here we are.

Let me tell you something shocking: girls can only study up to 6th grade. The future of female students in universities hasn't been decided yet. According to what I've heard they go from house to house and ask for girls and women (12 to 45 year olds) for marriage.

As they are just pieces of crap, I don't really believe that they'd let us have mobiles or use the internet. I really hope this isn't my last post in here! But if it is I want to let the world know of what they've done and what they're doing.

Don't forget us!

[honeyedmilks]

hi guys muslim aid is raising money for aid in afghanistan, following the news. donate if you can, pray if you can’t. the minimum donation is £3.

[noturfknbaby]

I wonder what you taste like?

Battery acid go away

[swingsetindecember]

where the superhero and villain have a common friend that they have to hold it together for

“claire is getting married next week”

“i can reschedule the death ray”

“OH CAN YOU?” 

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“Aha! I have foiled your evil plan! Now the restaurant will be sa— wait, is this that place that fired Hannah?”

“Yeah, and they were all dicks to her about it.”

“Oh, right. Well… guess I can let you destroy it a little.”

[lasrina]

“I’ve defeated you! Now tell me where you’ve taken Matt!”

“What? MATT’S MISSING?”

“Wait. You’re not the one who trashed his apartment?”

“For God’s sake, Caroline, you should’ve just texted me about this. Gimme my phone, I gotta make some calls.”

[drawyour-otps-ocs-squad]

Which of your ocs are like this?

[blondejaneblonde]

The sum of these posts makes it look like they have multiple friends in common, and I’m wondering what the group chat is like.

[atonguetiedwriter]

Matt, Hannah, and Claire’s groupchat: Why don’t they just fuck already???

[caffeinewitchcraft]

It’s not a big deal until it is. It’s a small city, of course they know the same people. And Matt, Hannah and Claire are like the best of the best. The Villain can’t exactly blame the Hero for having taste for once in her life. So it’s not a big deal that they have friends in common.

Or it’s not until their friends start inviting them places and then not showing up.

The Villain’s right hand tightens around their milkshake while they try to crush their phone with their left. “Those assholes just canceled on us. Again.”

The Hero looks remarkably unbothered by this. “Weird. That’s like the fourth time this week.” She takes a long sip from her rootbeer float.

The Villain wants to scream. Does the Hero not realize that the two of them are now on a date? And not just any date, a milkshake date which is so completely pure and unfunny and sweet. Why is the Villain the only one who realizes that the Hero shouldn’t be sitting across from them in her civilian clothes looking all freckled and cute and amazing?

“Want to split a plate of fries?” the Hero asks. She smiles and leans forward like she’s about to share a secret. “Then we can get the onion rings and split those too. Best of both worlds!”

The Villain sends Matt, Hannah and Claire a threatening text. “Sure. Sounds great.”

The Hero beams.

[actualaster]

I love how in this it seems like the Villain is the ONLY one who’s not aware this is intentional

[adamdrivers]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

@dailynarnia come collect your anon

[dailynarnia]

listen

[rootingformephistopheles]

#talk about memes incomprehensible without context

[danhumphrey]

[kirbtual]

don’t lie to me staff693774 are u liking other bitches posts or not

[shesnake]

rip to a legend

[ashstfu]

i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:

books, hot chocolate, my favorite fictional character, coffee, music, classic literature

every person on this earth and their opinion of me

the crushing psychological weight of being alive

[jakemorph]

fuck a “formerly gifted child” i literally never stopped… if you put me in a primary school classroom i would still to this day be incredibly smart for a 12 year old

[curseworm]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Eiza Gonzalez in I Care A Lot is driving me insane