KUZCO'S POISON

sepheshaw, 18, perth;

[c0rpseductor]

cuttlefish have three hearts because they love you so much

[c0rpseductor]

he loves you

[steelycunt]

she let me hit cuz i dress like the muppets

[memewhore]

[funny-tik-toks]

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

i love this old man and his cat (ID in alt)

[catasters]

[sleepy-bebby]

Trying to carry all the groceries in one trip.

[everythingfox]

Do you like this taps?

(via)

[ilikeit-art]

[plintoon-reblogs]

[spleen9000]

can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

[the-grollican]

i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[cartnsncreal]

[twitterlols]

[memewhore]

[polyglotplatypus]

[pollyjean]

what would we do without onions and garlic....

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[justpastryvideos]

x

[yilinglaozuu]

Babe wake up it’s the fucking chocolate guy again

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE CAN DO COTTON CANDY AS WELL? WHAT CAN’T THIS GUY DO?

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.