fuck.

The biggest spaghetti noodle

[seafucker]

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

[doggosource]

You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?

[tiltawhirrl]

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A FRIEND

[fashionsensexoxo]

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[scatterbone]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[stachionalgeographic]

what happens if the

[trapcard]

*lil wayne voice* call that

[soyestoday]

this entire post should not be a thing

[lord-kitschener]

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

[scottandhiskind]

[helperhoopoe]

if you’re able to see a therapist, you don’t need a special reason to. you don’t need to be mentally ill, traumatised or majorly screwed up - most of a therapist’s patients are just regular people with a few feelings to sort out! go see a therapist!

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[rations]

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[disorders]

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

[gahdamnpunk]

It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation

[sunshinesalmon]

end my suffewing

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]