me: *lays down with a tank top*
my titty: hey :-)

titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
KIROKAZE

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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will byers stan first human second
dirt enthusiast

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins
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@thepopedameron
me: *lays down with a tank top*
my titty: hey :-)
sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed
"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"
-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today
I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping
SHE’S EIGHT
Today I made the unfortunate discovery that Jim Carrey was once a conventionally handsome prettyboy. As in, you could describe him as “elegant” and possessing “chiseled good looks” and wouldn’t be off the mark. With a neutral expression on his face, he looked… pretty. Serene.
But the moment he displays an emotion, the illusion is shattered. It’s like he went and used some exclusive mods in character creation that altered the way reality affected his face. Physics just work differently for him. He is an average-looking dude under the eldritch forces that animate his face.
me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.
Big Time Rush: uh uh oh oh oh
Me: GO AND SHAKE IT UP WHAT U GOTTA LOSE GO AND MAKE UR LUCK WITH THE LIFE U CHOOSE IF U WANT IT ALL LEAVE IT ALL ON THE LINE IT’S THE ONLY LIFE U GOT SO U GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME!!!
Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See
What is it?
me with any dog anywhere
(wake me up) wake me up before you go go (can’t wake up) don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo (wake me up inside) jitterbug
*naruto runs into your heart*
Best conservative meme I’ve seen in a while
dueling is like the most offended you can be, you can’t handle someone’s comment so you challenge them to a fucking gun duel
Don’t look them in the eyes! (via EmilyMoore_WV)