god why am i such a whore?

audrey | 21 | they/she | multifandom sfw/nsfw

[theprettyarachnid]

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guess who just found an engagement ring in my bfs shirt drawer

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nsfw alphabet w/ gojo

a/n: i’m getting rage baited because of these press on nails i put on today but they were also 7 dollars plus shipping (13$) but yeah ☺️

warnings: 🔝

(A)ftercare (what they’re like after)

🕷️ giggly and affectionate after sex

🕷️ gojo is rough and he knows it

🕷️ runs a bath or shower for you

🕷️ he joins but he promises he just wants to help, not seconds

(B)ody

🕷️ pretty sure this is a universal agree? but his dick

🕷️ obviously he loves it because it makes you crazy and how you can feel every twitch from him

🕷️ but it’s also just aesthetically pleasing (as much as a penis can be

🕷️ favorite body part on you, it would be your boobs

🕷️ has suggested getting them pierced

🕷️ “i’ll do it with you!!”

(C)um 😩

🕷️ takes photos after you guys have sex so he has a whole album of just you covered in his cum

🕷️ especially when he creampies you, he makes sure to get extra

🕷️ he likes to stuff his cum more into you

🕷️ prob have gotten pink eye from cum getting in your eye when you get a facial

🕷️ i think his cum is sticky and he cums a lot at once

(D)irty secret

🕷️ he sniffs your panties when you’re away on a mission

🕷️ he also cums in them but he washes them before you come home

(E)xperience

🕷️ canonically suguru got more bitches but i still don’t think he’s whored himself out

🕷️ he likes attention but

(F)avorite position

🕷️ cowboy

🕷️ he likes when you’re in control, or at least let you think that

🕷️ he gets a front row seat to watch you bring yourself to ecstasy AND gets grope your boobs??

🕷️ bro is exactly where he wants to be

(G)oofy (serious in moment or goofy)

🕷️ a little bit of both

🕷️ he def laughs when there’s a funny noise

🕷️ gojo’s serious by making eye contact or pleasing you

(H)air (groomed? hairy?)

🕷️ nicely groomed

🕷️ i believe that he takes “everything” showers and he def has a ball shaver 😭

(I)ntimacy (romantic aspect)

🕷️ i can see him as being a lil romantic

🕷️ gojo will send you a bonquet with a little note that says something like “wan’ some fuk?” or he can write a full on love note

🕷️ he picks you up bridal style whenever you two go to the bedroom or couch to have sex

(J)ack off (masturbation)

🕷️ his best friend when he’s away from you

🕷️ that’s what the photos are for

(K)ink

🕷️ bondage

(L)ocation (fav locations)

🕷️ besides your bedroom, the kitchen

🕷️ you’ve banged your head on a cabinet before

🕷️ “oh shit, babe are you okay?”

🕷️ he likes bending you over the sink or the kitchen island

🕷️ no room is safe from gojo and you

(M)otivation (turn ons)

🕷️ he finds it sexy when you’re angry

🕷️ gojo feels a little something every time he sees you wear something he bought you

🕷️ there’s this look you give him whenever you want something and how can he deny that

(N)o

🕷️ i feel like he wouldn’t be into consenualnoncon

(P)ace (fast and rough? slow and gentle?)

🕷️ can be both but gojo can be on the rougher side

🕷️ if you like it softer, you might have to remind him lol

🕷️ gojo being very hungry when it comes to you

🕷️ might get ahead of himself

(Q)uickie (opinions? fan or no?)

🕷️ absolutely

🕷️ he likes sneaking around with you so students don’t see you

🕷️ he’s tried to convince you to have sex on yaga’s desk when he wasn’t on campus

(R)isk

🕷️ open to experimenting but only with serious partners

🕷️ a bit of an exhibitionist as referenced above

🕷️ wants to be apart of the mile high club

(S)tamina

🕷️ very much in shape so… good luck 🫡

(T)oys

🕷️ pro toys, especially focusing more on you

🕷️ he would def insert a small vibrator inside you and while it was on, he’d eat you out

🕷️ prob got one for your nipples too so they’re just as stimulated

(U)nfair(how much do they tease)

🕷️ it’s become a game between the two of you

🕷️ you tease each other through out the day and whoever caves first, loses

🕷️ the “loser” has to listen to the winner (top/bottom shit)

(V)olume (loud? quiet?)

🕷️ he’s not very loud, you’ll get a few grunts but if you’re good you’ll get a strained whimper

🕷️ this is only when you keep going after he’s already came

(W)ild Card

🕷️ i can see him having a dick piercing

(X)ray (big or small?)

🕷️ you assumed considering of his height and build that he did

🕷️ you were right when you two hooked up on the second date

🕷️ he’s on the girthy side but he’s about 7 inches

(Y)earning

🕷️ his sex drive is pretty high so he makes plenty of moves lol

🕷️ if yours is on the lower side, he respects it but he sometimes has to remind himself

🕷️ will let you call the shots but that doesn’t mean he’s less attracted to you

(Z)zz.. (quick to fall asleep)

🕷️ i don’t think he sleeps that well in general so you usually fall asleep first

🕷️ it’s not as bad staying up because he gets to look at your pretty face and feel your bare skin

[theprettyarachnid]

jjk is still popular right? because i have an idea

[sadmocha]

Blob kuna day at the beach but no one put sunblock on him and now he's red

mmm toasty

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NOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY 😭

[theprettyarachnid]

ahahahahaha this made me laugh

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

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He needs mouse bites to live

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guys i found this on instagram

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guys…

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talking my problems out with chatgpt instead of a therapist

[2022dirt]

Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

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my pet Plastic Bag

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i’m cooked guys, he called me mommy and i liked it

on another note i’m 21!!

[theprettyarachnid]

chat i think im cooked i almost called him a good boy

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i’m rewatching arcane with my mom and sister and jesus christ viktor and jayce are so fucking gay

[theprettyarachnid]

okay in no way am i team gale but tell me if im crazy, i remember there being like a snip bit of gale seeing katniss’s daughter and how she has blue eyes like peeta

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[passionwillow]

Obi-Wan Kenobi - NSFW Alphabet

This is all for me. No one requested this. But I hope someone enjoys it regardless!

Warnings: Smut 18+, always wrap it before you tap it.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

King of Aftercare. Cleans you up, draws you a bath if you'd like, makes sure you're hydrated and fed before he even thinks of cuddling with you.

But when he does settle down he's drawing you into his chest, face in your hair and arms locked around your waist. He loves to chat with you after, about anything and everything. He enjoys your voice and your presence.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Obsessed with your thighs!!!! Wrap them around his waist, his head, rest your legs in his leg, anything. He needs to have his hands on them. They're soft but muscled and he loves grabbing them.

He likes his hands. Skilled in combat, skilled in how they touch you and make you moan. He thinks it's his best feature and he loves the way you stare at them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

If you'll let him, he's finishing inside you every time. It's almost primal, how badly he needs to. To fill you up, watch it spill back out, the way you gasp and arch into him.. He's kind of desperate that way.

If you won't let him, then your thighs are the next best bet. Seeing his favorite part of you painted with his cum? It's enough to have him sliding back into you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves being restrained. He could slip out of it easily, but he loves letting you tie his hands up and ride him. Getting to just lay back and watch you, the frustration of being unable to grab you.. It gets him riled.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Until he met you, not very. It was forbidden but his love for you won over. You both learned together. You communicate openly about what you both want to try, and are always willing to give new things a shot.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves laying together on your sides, bodies pressed together as he lazily thrusts into you. It’s intimate, he can see your expressions and hear you loud and clear.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can go either way. Sometimes he’s serious and focused and other times you both end up giggling your heads off, clumsily taking robes off and muffling your laughter with messy kisses.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it neat but there’s hair. He keeps it trimmed well enough. It’s the same soft brown color as his hair and leads in a delicious trail to his cock.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sickeningly sweet. Eye contact, soft touches and kisses, constant praises and sweet nothings (he's such a yapper). He's always telling you he loves you, you're his, you feel amazing, etc..

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He wouldn't be able to help himself. If he's ever away from you for too long he finds himself rubbing his cock through his pants, mind filled with nothing but you. And he's taking s moment to hide away in an empty room and relieve himself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Loves to finish inside you, as mentioned above. Being restrained. He loves doing the same to you, watching the peaceful expression take over your face as you give yourself over to him.

He loves to blindfold you. Taking away one of your senses just heightens everything else, and he loves watching the way you twitch and squirm.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere. Your room, his room, an empty closet, a ship. He's content to enjoy you wherever is available. A bed is usually preferred, but since your relationship is under wraps he's fine with whatever is free.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your smile and laughter. Seeing you so bright and happy, seeing you energized and excited just fuels him. He can't get enough of seeing you happy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that could hurt you. He'd give up everything to keep you safe, anything to keep you happy. Hurting you for pleasure just doesn't sit well with him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving. His happy place is between your legs, thighs as earmuffs, and tasting you on his tongue. If you want to go down on him he'd never object. Seeing you on your knees, eyes watering as you gag on him, is enough to drive him crazy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual all the way. He enjoys taking his time with you, admiring you and how you responded to him. He doesn't like rushing and feeling like he hasn't given you his undivided attention.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not too fond of them. Again, he prefers taking his time and focusing on the finer details. If he's really desperate, or you are, he'll never deny you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't mind pushing his luck and taking you somewhere a little public. Knowing someone could see the two of you, could see the way you're moaning and clawing for him.. He almost went it to happen.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Come on, he's a Jedi! He can go at least 3-4 rounds with you. If you’re also a Jedi, it’s hours before you guys part. If you’re not, you’re begging for a break, a breather. And he’s nuzzling and kissing you as you pant.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Someone might disagree, but I don’t think he cares for them. He’ll use them if you’re curious, sure! But he likes it just raw and passionate, the two of you only.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You guys tease each other CONSTANTLY. It’s a nonstop battle of you two pushing buttons and sultry looks before one of you cracks and drags the other to an empty room.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh he’ll never hide his sounds. He’ll let out the most delicious throaty groans, soft moans and whimpers that just go straight to your pussy and drive you insane.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves when you pull his hair. It drives him INSANE.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Thick, around 6 inches, curves slightly to the right.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. So, so high. He’s almost never not needy and whiny for you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Probably an hour or so after you. He likes to see you fall asleep first, likes to know you’re relaxed before he lets himself sleep.

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i like the headcanon where obi wan is loud

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