god why am i such a whore?

audrey | 22 | she/her | multifandom sfw/nsfw

[theprettyarachnid]

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[theprettyarachnid]

i’m watching brothers with tobey maquire and i’m already violently sobbing

[circusofthelastdays]

kinktober day 9 - exhibitionism ft. halsin

warnings: mdni 18+, afab fem reader, p in v, sex in the middle of camp while everyone is asleep, almost getting caught

"Be quiet, my heart." Halsin teases, a hand over your mouth as he thrusts into your soaked cunt. "Wouldn't want to wake anyone, now would we?"

His eyes leave yours for a moment, scanning the camp to make sure everyone is still in their tents sounds asleep. The words he drawls out are an attempt to quiet you down, but his actions are the complete opposite. He only goes harder when he sees the way you eyes roll back, and the way you squirm beneath his body.

The thrill of the possibility of being caught only spur you both on, even if that feel wrong. When his eyes come back to you, he hoists one of your legs over his shoulders to get a better angle, and he relishes the way that you shiver. Your little shakes of excitement are almost enough to send him over the edge.

The look in your eyes is pleading, so precious to him- he knows exactly what you want. "If I move my hand from you mouth, will you actually stay quiet?" He whispers, chuckling at your desperate expression.

The sound that escapes you when he laughs at you is proof enough you won't be quiet. "ah ah.." he chides, but you can't help it. There's just something about the way he's so teasing and cocky when he takes you that really melts you. He knows that, too. He uses it to his advantage.

"No, I don't think you're going to be quiet at all..." he continues chastise, as he manhandles your body. He flips you around onto your knees, pressing your back to his chest. Halsin trails a few kisses up you neck, before thrusting back into you with ease.

The way he has positioned you, you are in eyesight of most of the tents in camp. "Gonna make you keep watch like this while I take you. If you make to much noise and wake up one of our companions, you'll be the first thing they make eye contact with as they leave their tent..."

You throw your head back in a silent scream, resting it on his chest- your own hand settling over your mouth to muffle your moans. He teasingly chides you again, this time for looking away from the tents. "ah, keep looking, or I'll stop." he says, grabbing your head and tilting it at an angle to watch the perimeter of camp again.

You had thought everyone was long gone to sleep, but you spot Astarion in the distance, unsuspecting- quietly coming back to camp after hunting for a meal. The idea of truly getting caught sends a thrill through you, but also a bit of panic. You tap at Halsin, trying to warn him. He merely chuckles into your neck, kissing at your sweat slick skin.

You can't help the way you body reacts though, reaching the peak of pleasure and climaxing quickly once the reality of getting caught is actually possible. "That's my good girl..." he praises, laying you down on the bedroll beneath your bodies and half covering your nude body with a blanket to spare you the actual embarrassment of the vampire seeing you like this.

[bretonalchemist]

all the Halsin x reader smut I read has reader struggling to adjust to his size (having had this experience... yeah. and it's sexier in fiction, trust me) while he coos and soothes and encourages.

and actually i want this man trembling from how tight reader is. i want him whispering prayers and curses while he fights against himself to not grab reader's hips and bring them down fully in one thrust. i want him drooling and almost crying from how much he wants more, but he doesn't want to hurt reader or go too fast for them.

[theprettyarachnid]

guess who just found an engagement ring in my bfs shirt drawer

[theprettyarachnid]

nsfw alphabet w/ gojo

a/n: i’m getting rage baited because of these press on nails i put on today but they were also 7 dollars plus shipping (13$) but yeah ☺️

warnings: 🔝

(A)ftercare (what they’re like after)

🕷️ giggly and affectionate after sex

🕷️ gojo is rough and he knows it

🕷️ runs a bath or shower for you

🕷️ he joins but he promises he just wants to help, not seconds

(B)ody

🕷️ pretty sure this is a universal agree? but his dick

🕷️ obviously he loves it because it makes you crazy and how you can feel every twitch from him

🕷️ but it’s also just aesthetically pleasing (as much as a penis can be

🕷️ favorite body part on you, it would be your boobs

🕷️ has suggested getting them pierced

🕷️ “i’ll do it with you!!”

(C)um 😩

🕷️ takes photos after you guys have sex so he has a whole album of just you covered in his cum

🕷️ especially when he creampies you, he makes sure to get extra

🕷️ he likes to stuff his cum more into you

🕷️ prob have gotten pink eye from cum getting in your eye when you get a facial

🕷️ i think his cum is sticky and he cums a lot at once

(D)irty secret

🕷️ he sniffs your panties when you’re away on a mission

🕷️ he also cums in them but he washes them before you come home

(E)xperience

🕷️ canonically suguru got more bitches but i still don’t think he’s whored himself out

🕷️ he likes attention but

(F)avorite position

🕷️ cowboy

🕷️ he likes when you’re in control, or at least let you think that

🕷️ he gets a front row seat to watch you bring yourself to ecstasy AND gets grope your boobs??

🕷️ bro is exactly where he wants to be

(G)oofy (serious in moment or goofy)

🕷️ a little bit of both

🕷️ he def laughs when there’s a funny noise

🕷️ gojo’s serious by making eye contact or pleasing you

(H)air (groomed? hairy?)

🕷️ nicely groomed

🕷️ i believe that he takes “everything” showers and he def has a ball shaver 😭

(I)ntimacy (romantic aspect)

🕷️ i can see him as being a lil romantic

🕷️ gojo will send you a bonquet with a little note that says something like “wan’ some fuk?” or he can write a full on love note

🕷️ he picks you up bridal style whenever you two go to the bedroom or couch to have sex

(J)ack off (masturbation)

🕷️ his best friend when he’s away from you

🕷️ that’s what the photos are for

(K)ink

🕷️ bondage

(L)ocation (fav locations)

🕷️ besides your bedroom, the kitchen

🕷️ you’ve banged your head on a cabinet before

🕷️ “oh shit, babe are you okay?”

🕷️ he likes bending you over the sink or the kitchen island

🕷️ no room is safe from gojo and you

(M)otivation (turn ons)

🕷️ he finds it sexy when you’re angry

🕷️ gojo feels a little something every time he sees you wear something he bought you

🕷️ there’s this look you give him whenever you want something and how can he deny that

(N)o

🕷️ i feel like he wouldn’t be into consenualnoncon

(P)ace (fast and rough? slow and gentle?)

🕷️ can be both but gojo can be on the rougher side

🕷️ if you like it softer, you might have to remind him lol

🕷️ gojo being very hungry when it comes to you

🕷️ might get ahead of himself

(Q)uickie (opinions? fan or no?)

🕷️ absolutely

🕷️ he likes sneaking around with you so students don’t see you

🕷️ he’s tried to convince you to have sex on yaga’s desk when he wasn’t on campus

(R)isk

🕷️ open to experimenting but only with serious partners

🕷️ a bit of an exhibitionist as referenced above

🕷️ wants to be apart of the mile high club

(S)tamina

🕷️ very much in shape so… good luck 🫡

(T)oys

🕷️ pro toys, especially focusing more on you

🕷️ he would def insert a small vibrator inside you and while it was on, he’d eat you out

🕷️ prob got one for your nipples too so they’re just as stimulated

(U)nfair(how much do they tease)

🕷️ it’s become a game between the two of you

🕷️ you tease each other through out the day and whoever caves first, loses

🕷️ the “loser” has to listen to the winner (top/bottom shit)

(V)olume (loud? quiet?)

🕷️ he’s not very loud, you’ll get a few grunts but if you’re good you’ll get a strained whimper

🕷️ this is only when you keep going after he’s already came

(W)ild Card

🕷️ i can see him having a dick piercing

(X)ray (big or small?)

🕷️ you assumed considering of his height and build that he did

🕷️ you were right when you two hooked up on the second date

🕷️ he’s on the girthy side but he’s about 7 inches

(Y)earning

🕷️ his sex drive is pretty high so he makes plenty of moves lol

🕷️ if yours is on the lower side, he respects it but he sometimes has to remind himself

🕷️ will let you call the shots but that doesn’t mean he’s less attracted to you

(Z)zz.. (quick to fall asleep)

🕷️ i don’t think he sleeps that well in general so you usually fall asleep first

🕷️ it’s not as bad staying up because he gets to look at your pretty face and feel your bare skin

[theprettyarachnid]

jjk is still popular right? because i have an idea

[sadmocha]

Blob kuna day at the beach but no one put sunblock on him and now he's red

mmm toasty

[sukunasweetheart]

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY 😭

[theprettyarachnid]

ahahahahaha this made me laugh

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

[owlservice]

He needs mouse bites to live

[theprettyarachnid]

guys i found this on instagram

@sukunasweetheart

[theprettyarachnid]

guys…

[theprettyarachnid]

talking my problems out with chatgpt instead of a therapist

[2022dirt]

Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

[iamoutofideas]

my pet Plastic Bag

[bunjywunjy]

[theprettyarachnid]

i’m cooked guys, he called me mommy and i liked it

on another note i’m 21!!

[theprettyarachnid]

chat i think im cooked i almost called him a good boy

[theprettyarachnid]

i’m rewatching arcane with my mom and sister and jesus christ viktor and jayce are so fucking gay

[theprettyarachnid]

okay in no way am i team gale but tell me if im crazy, i remember there being like a snip bit of gale seeing katniss’s daughter and how she has blue eyes like peeta