my experience with horror games: a summary
me: *opens game*
me: *hesitantly walks around*
me: lmao this isn't tht bad
game: creepy noise
me: haha fuck this
me: *closes game*
noise dept.
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my experience with horror games: a summary
me: *opens game*
me: *hesitantly walks around*
me: lmao this isn't tht bad
game: creepy noise
me: haha fuck this
me: *closes game*
Orlesians: We need you to deal with the Qunari invasion. Inquisitor: But I already did something today!
new blog
ok goodbye!!
i forgot how overwhelming it was to speak to a lot of people and get very little responseÂ
small blogs are betterÂ
this blog is still repping 1000+ followers which is a far cry from the like .... 88 i have on my other blogÂ
this is incredible
Erin do u remember what your URL was before orderofthestarkid
yeah it was like something along the lines of erinmariemoonycriss or something of equal embarrassmentÂ
THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.Â
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.”Â
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
This makes a lot more sense
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
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You tried, Toothless, you tried xD
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Teens React To: THE LAST OF US — “What is this game?”
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