it's been cold for years

erin, 21, ace. i like to sleep, draw, walk around in cities, listen to the rain, and play video games.

[theprincesoferebor]

my experience with horror games: a summary

me: *opens game*

me: *hesitantly walks around*

me: lmao this isn't tht bad

game: creepy noise

me: haha fuck this

me: *closes game*

[incorrectdragonage]

Orlesians: We need you to deal with the Qunari invasion. Inquisitor: But I already did something today!

[theprincesoferebor]

new blog

[theprincesoferebor]

ok goodbye!!

[theprincesoferebor]

i forgot how overwhelming it was to speak to a lot of people and get very little response 

small blogs are better 

[parksandrings]

[theprincesoferebor]

this blog is still repping 1000+ followers which is a far cry from the like .... 88 i have on my other blog 

[theprincesoferebor]

this is incredible

[theprincesoferebor]

Erin do u remember what your URL was before orderofthestarkid

yeah it was like something along the lines of erinmariemoonycriss or something of equal embarrassment 

[factsinallcaps]

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This makes a lot more sense

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[wookieeleaks]

Bonus:

You tried, Toothless, you tried xD

[valrider-moved-deactivated20160]

[filled-with-tomorrows]

Today in the Unnecessarily Gendered Products: The Earth

[hiswhiskeybreath-deactivated201]

Teens React To: THE LAST OF US — “What is this game?”

[wintersebastian-deactivated2018]

Put on your war paint.

[cappellapalatina]