[theprincess831]

[itcantbejustme]

bad decisions = good stories

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

[gostle]

compare yourself only to your previous self

[doesntmakeitalright]

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[throwbackblr]

[sixpenceeeblog]

Sikh NYPD officers now have the uniform option of full turbans.

[expanding-reality]

Yay!

[sixpenceee]

I post new content on @sixpenceeeblog

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[russian-chaos-agent]

When the Roman soldier found out Jesus’ tomb was empty:

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[deletemurdock]

2007 was so important

[apologeticallyfat]

This is damn near satirical. It borderlines parody

[lunebae]

[peteneems]

[beyonslayed]

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

[vadersrespirator]

Cause he could feel it in the air.

[luisonte]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Everybody eats.” 🔊

[osha-whaatt]

such a pure video

[tyleroakley]

i love this