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That nickname is not sticking, Chris. I’m not evasive. I-.. might have this.. thing for a guy who happens to be a firefighter.

theprodigalchris

Ha! Knew it, and am unbelievably satisfied with myself. It's sticking and you know it's sticking.

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lilyargento

What are you, a sniffer dog?

Ha ha. Nope, no calendar. Why, are you?

theprodigalchris

No denying his godly abs. Why so evasive, Fetus Face? Something's got you pink.

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lilyargento

I think I said firefighters. Plural. And I wasn’t blushing like a schoolgirl.

theprodigalchris

Oh, good one, threw me off the scent there.

What is it, got one of those calendars? In love with Mr. December?

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lilyargento

I’ll let you know when I do.

What was what? Which word? There were a lot of words.

theprodigalchris

"Firefighter." This time without blushing like a schoolgirl.

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lilyargento

That’s almost as bad as our golf club idea, with the buttoned collar shirt and pressed trousers.

Consider me sold, purely on the cookies. A lot of people are too lazy to do anything about anthing. We’re all scared, and paranoid but we’re trusting the macho guys and girls. You know, you police and everything. Firefighters, the whole lot. Shits and giggles, I’m in.

theprodigalchris

Hey. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Hold on, hold on. What was that? Say that word again.

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lilyargento

You’re funny. The Fantastic Fetus Face, really? A rocket launcher, now you’re really going far with this. I think a lot of people would stick with mace and guns when it comes to Big Bad, since he’s human, not werewolf, or.. anything else like that. Guns will more than likely do the trick nicely. Yeah, sure, thank you, I’ll start carrying my rocket launcher around.

Oh, but I feel like I’m gonna have to.

theprodigalchris

Picky, picky. If you're into portability, poisoned blow darts are equally hilarious. But that absolutely requires full on bush warrior dress and face paint.

Join the paranoia club, we have enough cookies and weaponry to survive a zombie apocalypse. In theory. I've been too lazy to actually do anything about anything. But if you sign up, we can have our shits and giggles.

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lilyargento

You’re calling it that I’ll be soon facing the Reaper? Well, aren’t you optimistic, hmm? That’s okay, I have.. people I know that could help me, in that situation. If I ran. I’m a good runner. What would you suggest then?

.. should I even ask?

theprodigalchris

Nah, just an observation: this town is going to hell in a handbasket, and bad things don't just happen to bad people. Running's a viable option. Practical. But you know what's awesome? A rocket launcher. Picture it, haul out the popcorn: Big Bad himself versus The Fantastic Fetus Face with some heavy duty machinery. Tooooo be fair, I have been watching a bit too much television lately, but when I have good ideas, I have really good ideas.

Ha. Best not.