#1 apprentice

[justkillingthyme]

So many problems would be solved if you just gave Luke a gun

[theprofessorsapprentice]

agreed

[crazyplrpsexyman]

Claire vs. Layton Yaoi

Who do you want to have the kids?

Claire

Professor Yaoi

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

@clairefoley @professor-layton-yaoi

[theprofessorsapprentice]

you all better foaking remember that when I was left in the care of Henry and the Professor my hand snapped in half and now I’m stuck in a room…

the doornob is still missing

I just wanna go back home with my parents!!!!

[clairefoley]

I can't belive that the judge wasn't on my side when your doorknob is missing!!!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Your not actually Claire.. don't talk to me please

[theprofessorsapprentice]

I hate my brain... I just won't stop seeing that face. It's blank eyes stare at me in the dark. No matter where I look from it follows me. But then I turn the light on its gone.

I feel cold..

[crazyplrpsexyman]

Claire vs. Layton Yaoi

Who do you want to have the kids?

Claire

Professor Yaoi

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

@clairefoley @professor-layton-yaoi

[theprofessorsapprentice]

you all better foaking remember that when I was left in the care of Henry and the Professor my hand snapped in half and now I’m stuck in a room…

the doornob is still missing

I just wanna go back home with my parents!!!!

[randall-bratscot]

I don't care about any lore everyone else has, why don't I have my own baby assistant?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Because your a piece of shit that's why

[brendatriton]

@theprofessorsapprentice Luke, how are you? I haven’t heard news from you in a bit.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Mom can I go home? My hand was broken. Claire and the professor are still getting a divorce. I just wanna sit in my own room. Are you done going around the world for work?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Hey Luke! Nice to see you're on here too. It's me, Clive- though if my interactions with Henry have taught me anything, you're probably not the Luke I know, so I have to tell you I'm.. definitely not the Clive you know either.

It's still nice to see a familiar face here, though!

( @good-timeline-clive )

I-i uh... a good Clive? Listen, I'm not very trustworthy after the whole Future Luke situation.

If your really from the good timeline, what's your last name?

[good-timeline-clive]

Yeah, can't blame you there. Henry filled me in on some of the crap he's pulled.

My last name's Alba. I don't actually know what the other Clive's last name is, so hopefully that's a difference?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Few!! The other Clive's last name was Dove. Glad I had a good enough question to deduce if your were telling the truth or not. The professor apprentice never fails!!

I have some questions though, How did you get here?

[good-timeline-clive]

Dove, huh? Well, still a bird, then! And yeah, you did great.

How did I get on Tumblr? Well, actually, the Luke I know pestered me to start one because... well I don't actually know why. I think to be able to see what kind of things I'd do? Eh. Who knows, I'm here now.

If that wasn't what you were asking though uh.. oops?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

So did you not actually travel worlds? You're just using the internet to communicate.

Does that mean we can talk to other people.. Claire talks to us beyond the grave so...

Quick! Who else do you think we can talk to solve this mystery?

[good-timeline-clive]

No, I didn't travel worlds. The Luke I know is just in the other room still.

I think you know what I'm going to say on who can solve this mystery- the Professor! Or, maybe Claire herself. Or Dimitri. They all have better experience than me in this stuff, I'm just a reporter.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

@clairefoley @professorlaytonpuzzlingprofessor What do you think may be going on???

People from other worlds are communicating via the internet!! I think it's time we solved thus mystery!!!

[good-timeline-clive]

Heck yeah! It'll be nice to meet Claire, anyway- I barely talked to her. So if you see this, hello Claire!

Say, I wonder if your Professor is any different than mine?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Well considering your good there, I bet the professor is even better than there than he is here. After all he didn't have to lose brainchild with a mobile fortress.

Not going with the current convo but... may I ask about your parents?

[good-timeline-clive]

Lose a brainchild with a mobile fortress??? Okay, didn't know about that part.

You may! What do you want to know?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

I don't know about a brainchild with a mobile fortress. I think I meant child basically with a mobile fortress. But i think we'll never know, with auto-correct and all.

I want to know more about... your life... Are your parents still alive?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Hey Luke! Nice to see you're on here too. It's me, Clive- though if my interactions with Henry have taught me anything, you're probably not the Luke I know, so I have to tell you I'm.. definitely not the Clive you know either.

It's still nice to see a familiar face here, though!

( @good-timeline-clive )

I-i uh... a good Clive? Listen, I'm not very trustworthy after the whole Future Luke situation.

If your really from the good timeline, what's your last name?

[good-timeline-clive]

Yeah, can't blame you there. Henry filled me in on some of the crap he's pulled.

My last name's Alba. I don't actually know what the other Clive's last name is, so hopefully that's a difference?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Few!! The other Clive's last name was Dove. Glad I had a good enough question to deduce if your were telling the truth or not. The professor apprentice never fails!!

I have some questions though, How did you get here?

[good-timeline-clive]

Dove, huh? Well, still a bird, then! And yeah, you did great.

How did I get on Tumblr? Well, actually, the Luke I know pestered me to start one because... well I don't actually know why. I think to be able to see what kind of things I'd do? Eh. Who knows, I'm here now.

If that wasn't what you were asking though uh.. oops?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

So did you not actually travel worlds? You're just using the internet to communicate.

Does that mean we can talk to other people.. Claire talks to us beyond the grave so...

Quick! Who else do you think we can talk to solve this mystery?

[good-timeline-clive]

No, I didn't travel worlds. The Luke I know is just in the other room still.

I think you know what I'm going to say on who can solve this mystery- the Professor! Or, maybe Claire herself. Or Dimitri. They all have better experience than me in this stuff, I'm just a reporter.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

@clairefoley @professorlaytonpuzzlingprofessor What do you think may be going on???

People from other worlds are communicating via the internet!! I think it's time we solved thus mystery!!!

[good-timeline-clive]

Heck yeah! It'll be nice to meet Claire, anyway- I barely talked to her. So if you see this, hello Claire!

Say, I wonder if your Professor is any different than mine?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Well considering your good there, I bet the professor is even better than there than he is here. After all he didn't have to lose brainchild with a mobile fortress.

Not going with the current convo but... may I ask about your parents?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Hey Luke! Nice to see you're on here too. It's me, Clive- though if my interactions with Henry have taught me anything, you're probably not the Luke I know, so I have to tell you I'm.. definitely not the Clive you know either.

It's still nice to see a familiar face here, though!

( @good-timeline-clive )

I-i uh... a good Clive? Listen, I'm not very trustworthy after the whole Future Luke situation.

If your really from the good timeline, what's your last name?

[good-timeline-clive]

Yeah, can't blame you there. Henry filled me in on some of the crap he's pulled.

My last name's Alba. I don't actually know what the other Clive's last name is, so hopefully that's a difference?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Few!! The other Clive's last name was Dove. Glad I had a good enough question to deduce if your were telling the truth or not. The professor apprentice never fails!!

I have some questions though, How did you get here?

[good-timeline-clive]

Dove, huh? Well, still a bird, then! And yeah, you did great.

How did I get on Tumblr? Well, actually, the Luke I know pestered me to start one because... well I don't actually know why. I think to be able to see what kind of things I'd do? Eh. Who knows, I'm here now.

If that wasn't what you were asking though uh.. oops?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

So did you not actually travel worlds? You're just using the internet to communicate.

Does that mean we can talk to other people.. Claire talks to us beyond the grave so...

Quick! Who else do you think we can talk to solve this mystery?

[good-timeline-clive]

No, I didn't travel worlds. The Luke I know is just in the other room still.

I think you know what I'm going to say on who can solve this mystery- the Professor! Or, maybe Claire herself. Or Dimitri. They all have better experience than me in this stuff, I'm just a reporter.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

@clairefoley @professorlaytonpuzzlingprofessor What do you think may be going on???

People from other worlds are communicating via the internet!! I think it's time we solved thus mystery!!!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Hey Luke! Nice to see you're on here too. It's me, Clive- though if my interactions with Henry have taught me anything, you're probably not the Luke I know, so I have to tell you I'm.. definitely not the Clive you know either.

It's still nice to see a familiar face here, though!

( @good-timeline-clive )

I-i uh... a good Clive? Listen, I'm not very trustworthy after the whole Future Luke situation.

If your really from the good timeline, what's your last name?

[good-timeline-clive]

Yeah, can't blame you there. Henry filled me in on some of the crap he's pulled.

My last name's Alba. I don't actually know what the other Clive's last name is, so hopefully that's a difference?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Few!! The other Clive's last name was Dove. Glad I had a good enough question to deduce if your were telling the truth or not. The professor apprentice never fails!!

I have some questions though, How did you get here?

[good-timeline-clive]

Dove, huh? Well, still a bird, then! And yeah, you did great.

How did I get on Tumblr? Well, actually, the Luke I know pestered me to start one because... well I don't actually know why. I think to be able to see what kind of things I'd do? Eh. Who knows, I'm here now.

If that wasn't what you were asking though uh.. oops?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

So did you not actually travel worlds? You're just using the internet to communicate.

Does that mean we can talk to other people.. Claire talks to us beyond the grave so...

Quick! Who else do you think we can talk to solve this mystery?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Hey Luke! Nice to see you're on here too. It's me, Clive- though if my interactions with Henry have taught me anything, you're probably not the Luke I know, so I have to tell you I'm.. definitely not the Clive you know either.

It's still nice to see a familiar face here, though!

( @good-timeline-clive )

I-i uh... a good Clive? Listen, I'm not very trustworthy after the whole Future Luke situation.

If your really from the good timeline, what's your last name?

[good-timeline-clive]

Yeah, can't blame you there. Henry filled me in on some of the crap he's pulled.

My last name's Alba. I don't actually know what the other Clive's last name is, so hopefully that's a difference?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Few!! The other Clive's last name was Dove. Glad I had a good enough question to deduce if your were telling the truth or not. The professor apprentice never fails!!

I have some questions though, How did you get here?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

I think i should go to therapy

What do you all think? I would have to do it digitally because the doornob disappeared from my room at Henry's. And i think j heard a guy shot so I'm pretty content staying up in here.

Anyways enjoy my info dumping

Kinda wish i had a snack tho

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Hey Luke! Nice to see you're on here too. It's me, Clive- though if my interactions with Henry have taught me anything, you're probably not the Luke I know, so I have to tell you I'm.. definitely not the Clive you know either.

It's still nice to see a familiar face here, though!

( @good-timeline-clive )

I-i uh... a good Clive? Listen, I'm not very trustworthy after the whole Future Luke situation.

If your really from the good timeline, what's your last name?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

My middle name is GEORGE btw

Pronounced with a soft g... y'know just forget I ever posted this

[henry-led0re]

Suddenly I’m gaining a fascination for spirals. They’re so interesting! Wind up springs, scotch tape, mosquito repellent incense, even twisting vines. Conches, snail shells, ammonite fossils, they’re everywhere once you start to look for them!

Maybe I should start a collection…

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Are you feeling better today Henry? I'm glad to see you in better spirits. I actually have a few ammonite fossils in my possession if you'd like to have a look at them.

[henry-led0re]

A lot better! Getting a new hobby is really taking my mind off this. I guess I was being paranoid after all.

I’d love to see the fossils, thank you!

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Glad to hear it!

Here's one of my specimens! @theprofessorsapprentice since you asked to join us looking at spirals...

[theprofessorsapprentice]

They look so cool! Can I take one back to America

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Of course my boy! I'm glad to see you take an interest in such things as fossils. I'll, er, find a smaller one. This one might be a bit too large

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Are you calling me weak??? I have you know I can pick this up perfectly fi- *drops on hand*

Can you take me to the hospital

[henry-led0re]

LUKE YOUR HAND?? ?? ?

Hershel call 911 I’ll get the rock off him

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Luke! I'll call right away!

...

They're saying that it'll be faster to drive to A&E than to wait for an ambulance (damn tory budget cuts...). I'll get some ice, Luke, try to move your hand as little as possible, it'll be alright. Can you drive us there Henry?

[henry-led0re]

Surely. My car is outside, I’ll turn it on right now. Come in the driveway when you’re ready

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Thank so much Henry! It's all going to be okay Luke. We'll head to the hospital now. Try to hold this ice pack on your hand, I'll help you get into Henry's car when you're ready. I'm so sorry about all of this, my boy. I should've been more careful

[henry-led0re]

Are you okay back there you two? Sorry this is taking so long the hospital is pretty far—

KREESH KKKKKRRSHH

OH FUCK

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Luke! Are you ok my boy? Did the bump hurt your hand at all? Henry, what happened? Is it one of those damn pot holes? (Damn Tory budget cuts...)

[henry-led0re]

The—The windowpane broke, I think I ran into someone—oh god—

*pressing pedal* The car’s not moving… i think something is jamming the wheel

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Dad #2, Dad #4 I think I’m going to pass out…

[cassiecapgras]

@theprofessorsapprentice you should get a new hat, it doesn’t look very refined.

Here take this:

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Ewww no I hate that bitch

[definitely-future-luke]

:( I can't imagine why you hate me, bitch baby.

...

I heard you dropped a rock on your hand, that's rough. Er, would you like a donut? I have a bunch.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

I would like a refund for having to deal with you shit

[cassiecapgras]

@theprofessorsapprentice you should get a new hat, it doesn’t look very refined.

Here take this:

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Ewww no I hate that bitch