#1 dead scientist girlfriend @clairefoley - Tumblr Blog

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT BILL HAWKS IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE KILLED MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS NORMAL FUCKING MECHANICAL TIME MACHINE OUT AND HE KILLED MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND HE SAID HIS CLOCK WAS

this big

AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. BILL HAWKS YOU GOT A SMALL CLOCK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS POCKET WATCH EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HERES WHAT MY TIME MACHINE LOOKS LIKE.

explosion noise

THATS RIGHT BABY. TALL CLOCKS, NO MALFUNCTIONS, NO MOLECULAR INSTABILITY. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT WATCH. HE KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA KILL THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER AZRAN LAZER! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA KILL THE EARTH. IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM SHOOTING THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BRONEV, I KILLED THE MOON YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE AZRAN GGGGOLEMS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I KILL YOU TOO

In honor of pride month I will say one good thing about my ex-husband @professor-layton-yaoi

He has a big d-... tophat

#happy pride 🌈#yaoi #plrp #layton rp

crazyplrpsexyman

Claire vs. Layton Yaoi

Who do you want to have the kids?

Claire

Professor Yaoi

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

@clairefoley @professor-layton-yaoi

theprofessorsapprentice

you all better foaking remember that when I was left in the care of Henry and the Professor my hand snapped in half and now I’m stuck in a room…

the doornob is still missing

I just wanna go back home with my parents!!!!

clairefoley

I can't belive that the judge wasn't on my side when your doorknob is missing!!!

#layton rp #plrp #claire foley

clairefoley

You know what @professor-layton-yaoi I shouldn’t divorce you, let’s get re-married. I’ll join your polycule and we can raise the kids together.

professor-layton-yaoi

...really Claire? What brought this on? This is certainly out of left field...

clairefoley

April fools

I am considering alternate weekend custody, so don’t go breaking anymore hands or else

You know what @professor-layton-yaoi I shouldn’t divorce you, let’s get re-married. I’ll join your polycule and we can raise the kids together.

#It’s April 1st #claire foley #Layton rp #PLRP

I cannot belive that my poor pseudo son Luke, broke his HAND while spending time with Hershel.

AND THATS WHY LADIES AND GENTLMEN OF THE COURT I DESERVE FULL CUSTODY!

#claire foley #hershel layton #layton rp #luke triton #divorce arc

crazyplrpsexyman

Welcome to the losers round - A chance to reappear in round 3!

The goal of the game is to NOT have people vote for you. If you make it over 100% (after adding vote percentage each poll), you are dropped. This will continue until 6 are dropped and we have 4 extras to ad to round 3!

It starts tomorrow, so get ready!; @clairefoley @billhawks @randall-bratscot @carolinehawks @floorareinhold @barton-of-the-yard @dralainstahngun @greggslover @henry-led0re @akihirohinoceooflevel5

clairefoley

Remember everybody vote my good friend @billhawks!!!!

billhawks

everyone vote for my dead coworker out of pity or whatever

clairefoley

Remember folks vote for Bill Hawks to be re-elected as prime minister!!!

crazyplrpsexyman

Welcome to the losers round - A chance to reappear in round 3!

It starts tomorrow, so get ready!; @clairefoley @billhawks @randall-bratscot @carolinehawks @floorareinhold @barton-of-the-yard @dralainstahngun @greggslover @henry-led0re @akihirohinoceooflevel5

clairefoley

Remember everybody vote my good friend @billhawks!!!!

#reverse psychology

@professor-layton-yaoi I need the kids back

clairefoley

I may be sad that I’m not going to round two (looks like I’m keeping the kids Hershel) but at least @billhawks isn’t so I can sleep peacefully tonight

professor-layton-yaoi

:( Please Claire we need to talk about this. This whole tournament has gotten in the way of things. Can I at least get visitation?

clairefoley

Fine. Two hours, and we’ll talk about custody afterwards. Enjoy the fun kids @katrylayton @theprofessorsapprentice @floorareinhold @inspector-alfendi-layton

I may be sad that I’m not going to round two (looks like I’m keeping the kids Hershel) but at least @billhawks isn’t so I can sleep peacefully tonight

#crazy pl rp sexyman tournament #bill hawks

drandrewschraderthearchaeologist

Men love me. The British Museum fears me.

clairefoley

everybody loves me. @billhawks fears me

#claire foley #He does tho

jean-transcole

I started to work at McDonald's as Desmond Sycamore and after like a week I turned into Jean DesTranscole.

This is my real origin story, do not listen to what they say in canon. Level5 was paid by McDonald's to not tell you my real and actual sad sad backstory.

definitely-future-luke

Moral of the story: work at greggs to prevent a villian arc

clairefoley

Don’t work at sciency place if you don’t want to time travel 10 years and time travel back and die

#Moral of the story don’t be a female in professor layton

charity-layne

@definitely-future-luke I apologize. I shouldn’t pry into situations that have nothing to do with me.

As an apology, would you please come to my tea party? It’s by the Thames, and there’s a nice view.

definitely-future-luke

Hmm... Well, I was just engaged in a weird, patriotic, wizard battle with you, buuuuut I do love some tea...

Eh, what the hell. I'll come!

charity-layne

Thank you. What’s your favorite tea? Since moving here, I’ve started to grow accustomed to the culture of England. It’s quite different to that back home, but sometimes different is good.

definitely-future-luke

Hmm. I will admit that my favourite is some simple "English breakfast tea" as you Americans call it, with a side of greggs donuts.

... I am glad that you're becoming more settled here, I imagine that it is quite the change, moving all that way!

charity-layne

Yeah well it’s better than the death threats I used to get.

I lived near the coast back in America, so we’d go to the beach a lot when I was little. I used to be so scared of the water, but eventually I got over my fear and learned how to swim. Do you know how to swim? It’s quite fun.

definitely-future-luke

Death threats...? Well, I'm glad that's not happening over here?

...no, I never learned how to swim. Admittedly it's kind of embarrassing, considering I'm an adult.

charity-layne

Oh, that’s unfortunate that you don’t know how to swim.

Did you know it’s not recommended to swim in the Thames? Apparently it’s really dirty. As to be expected, it is a river after all.

Don’t worry about the death threats, my sister’s in prison now so they won’t be coming back.

definitely-future-luke

...oh. Well, I won't pry

Yes, the Thames is, frankly, filthy. That's why jellied eels are so expensive. They used to be a standard working class food, but the pollution in the Thames killed them all off, and now they're only really sold as a kind of expensive delicacy.

Wait what am I doing? Will Hawks be mad that I'm talking about eels with the person who literally just tried killing him? Oh well

charity-layne

Hey, don’t worry. My family is a mess, that much isn’t really a secret.

Speaking of secrets, could you keep one? There’s something I want to show you but you have to promise not to tell anyone.

definitely-future-luke

I kind of know better than to trust some random stranger, but since I've already drank your tea, if you've decided to poison me I'm kind of screwed. So yeah. At this point why not.

charity-layne

Ok.

*Throws Clive into the thames*

Have fun drowning!

definitely-future-luke

OH SHIT OG FUCK IM DROWNING AHHHHH