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extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

#this is so real the children yearn to hackey.#there’s a group of boys in one of my hours who will get up and do it in the middle of lecture #not ideal #but I respect the dedication to the sport

everytime you think tumblr can’t get uglier and worse than it already is they drop a new update

#I don’t want half of my screen to be taken up by comments on a post I have not opened #I don’t give a fuck that someone I don’t know tagged their mutual & their mutual responded with 😭😭😭#shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up forever.#half my screen.#who the fuck looked at this and said yeah this is what the people want

Just got off the phone to schedule my top surgery consult yayayayayayayay everyone cheer !!!!

#the woman I spoke to on the phone is my new favorite person on the planet #Annie if you can hear me I love you

took a nap and dreamt that I posted this to my personal Facebook as my coming out post to my entire extended family

#pride #5 notes and I’ll do it for real

angelicguy

happy pride

#pride mo th

loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

#you forgot torturing yourself over that which can never be #and we can’t forget despairing over what might have been

my nephew (4) just said “I’m going to find all of your pants and I’m going to poop in them” and that’s the hardest threat I’ve ever heard in my fucking life

#absolutely have to start saying this

koiagain

okay So I Think

theprophecyforetold

heard this means that You Am

#huge if true

eptck

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

gaybladetheslewfoot

These are all me. Please be kind

I love when tv or movie characters have to be all sweaty for a scene bc then I get to imagine a crew member spraying them in the face with a little spray bottle before they start filming :-)

#it’s so silly

i was put on this earth to smoke out of my bedroom window

vetchtibbles

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

vetchtibbles

wait hey man wait whoah hey

theprophecyforetold

#all roads lead back to Noah Kahan #Spotify

queer-as-city-folk

Trans people deserve to grow old.

queer-as-city-folk

Within the past month, 2 trans college students were murdered.

Rest in Peace Juniper Blessing and Murray Foust

queer-as-city-folk

Juniper was 19 and stabbed to death doing her laundry at the University of Washington in Seattle

Murray was 22 when he went missing, he was found dead a month later, he was set to Graduate from Northern Kentucky University on May 9th

i-like-reblog-maps

What month were you born in?

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

#ohhhhhh this is good shit

just had the quiet feeling that im glad i never killed myself. huh.

#sort of flew right past me and I had to do a double take #can’t believe my brain would ever so nonchalantly think those words in that order #pretty neat

do macadamia nuts do anything besides be the worst part of one specific cookie

kosmogrl

do NOT listen to this song if you want to be happy

#this song fucks me up so catastrophically

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