Hal... 2!
he is so bad
todays bird
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@thepumpkinjester
Hal... 2!
he is so bad
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
I’m crying.
i scheduled this a year ago..
Scheduling for every year
I never did get to show her…
This is the saddest post on tumblr
certified iconic post
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is the ultimate customization game, allowing you to personalize your dream home with a wide variety of furniture and decorations.
Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?
it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality
Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit
Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?
Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”
And one that abstained!
Someone: why do you carry that jellyfish around?
Me: excuse me? It's goochy
Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.
Let Harley have her milf.
Oxygen: *exists*
Humans: (deep fried image) *inhale*
I made Animal Crossing tarot cards :) To see more follow me on IG! @peachysuni
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
😬 grimacing + 😐 neutral
From Twitter
security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
why is this so fucking funny