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tallwife

Hal... 2!

avvocarlo

he is so bad

sharingneedles

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

fuckyeahpaganism

I’m crying.

for-fox-sakess

i scheduled this a year ago..

madasross

Scheduling for every year

mayoryon-blog

I never did get to show her…

dragguns

This is the saddest post on tumblr

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

bunchashapes

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is the ultimate customization game, allowing you to personalize your dream home with a wide variety of furniture and decorations.

politijohn

dad4god

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

seelcudoom

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

inadvisablyappliedmagic

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

eroticcannibal

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

snommelp

Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

kamchatka2054

And one that abstained!

Someone: why do you carry that jellyfish around?

Me: excuse me? It's goochy

dad-goth-official-deactivated20

autisticexpression

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.