marzo 'jared' !

she,her / they,them / he,him | i enjoy things of the variety adult | professionally in schrodinger's employment

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[altorinaart]

«A Patchwork of Hope» 👎

[1captainjordan4]

Joel with his s11 skin for both @skelle404 and @weathered-and-worn !

[p4nishers]

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

[sparrow-olli]

This scene absolutely floored me. So much emotion in this moment. It's so beautiful!

[snoocupz]

Patron Saints Of One-Way Trips

If I had a nickel for every 2026 movie in which a handsome man gets send on a sui*ide mission I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[junosteeth]

I miss them where are they

[i-will-write]

[profmagix]

Trapped within an Abstract from a Moment of My Life.

Hi! This is my little fic inspired by Abstract (Psychopomp) by Hozier, and this is the accompanying piece to the final chapter :)

[tiger-lily-kitty]

Reniversary month fast approaches— less than a week away, in fact! Are you ready? More importantly— are you excited?! Because I am!

More information can be found here!

In this batch of Ren Diggity dogs, we have contributions made by these fabulous artists:

Constellorion_ on twt, @strayrainbow , @profmagix, @kojitheopossum , @viridian-artist, @olivewormz, @kyxuu, Oozyray on twt, @tuffguyss, @puscrankk

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

[venort]

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

[aegimeda]

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

[jesticutioner]

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

[phoenixtawnyflower]

(example: real life)

[kosmogrl]

hey, we’ll be ok

[umcytblrsexyman]

ROUND 2 POLL 9: JOEHILLS VS BIGBST4TZ2

Round 2 Poll 9

Joehills

Bigbst4tz2

Voting ended onJan 14

JOEHILLS: (Any)

Featured In:

Hermitcraft

BIGB: (He/Him)

Featured in:

The Life Series

[curiouslymyown]

Welcome to a big Hermitcraft (plus Jimmy and Martyn) event! All of the hermits (and Jimmy and Martyn) will be taking place in a hermit-specific activity (but Jimmy and Martyn will be there). Hope you enjoy this Hermitcraft event with all of the hermits on Hermitcraft (don’t forget Jimmy and Martyn)

[profmagix]

it brings me great joy and amusement because at this point they are honorary hermits and some hermits consider them hermits (or forget they aren't hermits), but they always remind you, the viewer, that they are NOT on hermitcraft

[maalidoesart]

father jud

[teenpunkblack-deactivated202512]

Remember, we aren’t just freeing Palestine, we’re freeing:

CONGO 🇨🇩

SUDAN🇸🇩

YEMEN🇾🇪

SYRIA🇸🇾

HAITI🇭🇹

PUERTO RICO🇵🇷

UKRAINE🇺🇦

TIGRAY

and HAWAI’I

I’ve been gathering resources for all these countries listed on Twitter, and I will do the same here. I will update this post with more information I find — i encourage everyone to do the same.

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption. Don’t give up, keep on fighting.

🇵🇸:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16hSogPulZskEYNeDQ06VsRxT6XJAwEYsGQCqfrM5hGs/mobilebasic

https://t.co/6wVuzqVCAC

http://gofundme.com/f/careforgaza

🇨🇩:

https://friendsofthecongo.org

https://www.actionagainsthunger.org

🇸🇩:

https://linktr.ee/TalkAboutSudan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=dafde36f-7ae1-48be-b0fd-0feb7658468b

🇾🇪:

http://gofund.me/3c569d5d

🇸🇾:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-refugee-and-earthquake-victim-children

🇭🇹:

https://theanalysis.news/haitian-ruling-families-create-and-kill-monsters/

🇵🇷:

TBA

🇺🇦:

https://t.co/CcL66xDLdO

https://www.jstor.org/stable/48633488

Tigray: TBA

Hawai’i: TBA

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[dancingwiththelostboys]

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

[thelawfulchaotic]

So, I’m a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But here’s the thing(s): 

1) Even someone who’s working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*’s got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member. 

2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally – and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be. 

3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response. 

4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still don’t know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You can’t, because they can’t prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you haven’t seen papers doesn’t mean they don’t exist! 

5) Don’t ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible. 

Love,

a very tired public defender