The fucking fucker in charge of your fucking fucks

some shit about this fucker: Most known alias: Marshall age:16 gender and sex: Male Country of origin: Murica (sadly) INTP Sign: Aquarius i like heavy metal and most electronic music i despise scene type music and emo music (yeah thats a dick move but if you arent shit ill disregard everythjng else and love you anyway) Dont lie to me, ill wreck your shit if you do luckiest s.o.b. youll ever meet i enjoy video games and food please tag me in food and pepe's

[theqreaper]

I'd forgotten what its like on this website, full of idiocy and sheep people feminists

[litany-of-excuses-deactivated20]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[flyonvogue]

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[dutchstore]

If instruments were voices and voices were instruments. by CalebCity®

[iguanamouth]

look at this photo of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

look at these other photos of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

ｌｏｏｋ  ａｔ  ｔｈｉｓ  Ｆｉｎａｌ  Ｐｈｏｔｏ  ｏｆ  ｍｙ  ｓｔｅｐｄａｄ

[dentedhelm]

HIGH QUALITY RARE POST REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[peanutscratch]

Young man, The world will soon be destroyed, I said young man, Prepare to scream at the void

[dj-fuck]

fuck

[religionisbs]

[hashtagblaze]

this god damn meme

[diverseatheism]

[exploring-atheism]

It all makes perfect sense now :)

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

I don't like the idea that you have had sex in your current form.

IS THIS LIKE A REVELATION?

NO PARTIES INVOLVED LIKED IT EITHER

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

Dear Mr. Brote: I used to not smile much, and no one wanted to be around me because I was a miserable cunt. But you made me smile and laugh, and it was easier to smile and laugh after hearing you laugh at baby toys with the mirth of a corpulent god singing life into the world. And when I smiled more, I wanted to smile with people, and met a vagina-American who likes me now because I smile. So now she makes me smile, for more than a year now. But you were my first smile. Thank you, Mr. Ampill <3

That’s fucked up! Glad you met some a$$

[bittersuggestion]

Another person should not be your reason to live

[evilidiot]

changed my blog title 2 suit me

[evilidiot]

looking at my non-mobile blog makes me think that this was, mayhapse, a mistake

[theqreaper]

Mobile looks the same

[dajo42]

tag yourselves as newts i’m crunchy crepe

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Leonardo Dicaprio wasn’t white the fact he has never won an Oscar would be blamed on his race.