> Stew in your own impotent aggravation.

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2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: 2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: s33rom1nd...

miildly iinebriiated? ii thiink that’2 beiing generou2. but yeah 2eriiou2ly how riidiiculou2 ii2 that. iit’2 not even any of theiir bu2iine22 and why would they want two know iin the fiir2t place.

2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: 2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: s33rom1nd...

al2o ii don’t thiink you’re a troll dii2a2ter e2peciially compared two the entiirety of twoniight. but iin general two ii thiink you’re doiing okay.

YEAH I TAKE THAT ALL BACK. WHEN I WASN'T COWERING IN UTTER FEAR OF MURDEROUS HIGHBLOODS FEASTING ON MY MARROW MY DISASTER LEVEL WAS DOWNGRADED TO A MERE "SERIOUS INCIDENT". BUT I'M ABOUT 96% CERTAIN I WAS PROPOSITIONED FOR HUGS BY COUNT SEA DIPSHIT AND SIR SWEATS-A-LOT AMONG THE MERRY BAND OF GAPING ASSHOLES TONIGHT. BLUHHH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO HOP IN THE TRAP AND SCRUB A LAYER OF FUCKING EPICUTICLE OFF.

ANYWAY LOOK IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. THEY GOT ALL FUCKED UP ON THAT NASTY FRUITY HUMAN SWILL AND CRASH-LANDED INTO OBNOXIOUS PIECE OF SHIT TERRITORY. ON ANY GIVEN DAY THEY'D GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR BARELY EXISTENT YET HILARIOUSLY PITIFUL LOVE LIFE. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

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2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: s33rom1nd replied to your post: JEGUS. I HAVE...

ju2t don’t a2k me about my quadrant2. plea2e.

OH NO BUT APPARENTLY THE MILDLY INEBRIATED, NOOKSNIFFING MASSES REALLY NEED TO KNOW: R OR B FOR KARKAT VANTAS, RESIDENT TROLL DISASTER AND PUSTULE ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE???

HAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ASKED YOU ABOUT THAT. THAT'S SO FUCKING POINTLESS AND UNNECESSARY. WHERE DO THOSE GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS SHIT, HONESTLY.

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s33rom1nd replied to your post: JEGUS. I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SECONDHAND...

K4RKL3S 1 P1TY YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH H4H4H4H4H4H4 >;]

TEREZI PLEASE. YOU SMELL A LITTLE LIKE WINDOW CLEANER AND I THINK I'M GETTING DRUNK OFF THE FUMES. IT'S PRETTY FOUL. TAKE A STEP BACK. OR FIVE.

2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: JEGUS. I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SECONDHAND...

oh thank gog 2omeone el2e who’2 2ober iif you weren’t already my be2t friiend you would be now.

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL VAGUELY INSULTED ABOUT THIS OR AT HOW FREELY YOU TOSS THAT WORD AROUND BUT IN THESE DARK TIMES I WILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.

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JEGUS. I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT THIS DEBILITATING UNTIL NOW. IT'S TRANSCENDING BOUNDARIES INTO ALL NEW AND EXCITING WAYS TO FEEL SHAME FOR DIPSHITS I CALL FRIENDS.

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HOLY FUCK NO

NO

NO TO THE POWER OF SHAMEGLOBES

THIS IS A BOOZTASTROPHE AND NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY.

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K4RKL3S DONT F1GHT 1T YOU LOV3 4LL OF US

H4V3 4N 4PPL3T1N1

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NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ENTICING APPLETINIS

I WILL FIGHT THIS

WITH EVERY LAST WHEEZING BREATH, WITH EVERY LAST OUNCE OF MY STRENGTH

I WILL FIGHT AGAINST WHATEVER BEWILDERING FORCES HAVE CAUSED EVERYONE TO RIP OFF THEIR SHIRTS AND FLASH THEIR DOMINANCE GLANDS LIKE A SAD PARODY OF FREAKY HUMAN MATING RITUALS ALL WHILE WAILING THE WRONG LYRICS TO BAHA MEN SONGS.

SERIOUSLY THE CHORUS IS LIKE THE SAME FIVE WORDS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SCREW THAT UP?

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HOLY FUCK NO

NO

NO TO THE POWER OF SHAMEGLOBES

THIS IS A BOOZTASTROPHE AND NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY.

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ShOuTy tRoEl l aYoU NeEd oTl lOsOsEn uPi! IoT CnA’T Be aHaElTy kEpPiNg aLl yOuR FeElInSg bOtTlReD Up. WoUlD YoU LiEk mE ToR HuG YoU As wLeE? =:o)

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OH SHIT.

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO GIVE.

ACTUALLY THAT'S COMPLETE AND UTTER HUMAN HORSESHIT I'M BASICALLY METAPHORICALLY CRAPPING MY PANTS HERE AND MY ENTIRE LIFE UP UNTIL THIS POINT HAS BEEN AN UNBROKEN CHAIN OF HUMILIATING FAILURE SO REALLY YOU'D BE DOING EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING LUSUS A FAVOR BY CULLING ME INTO SWEET SWEET OBLIVION.

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WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?

IT REEKS OF TEARS, BOXED WINE, AND FRUIT ROLL-UPS.

I AM KIND OF IMPRESSED BY THAT WEIRD LINGERING MIASMA OF SHAME AND FAINT REGRET IN THE ROOM

BUT MOSTLY FUCKING DISGUSTED.

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Terezi

I Think We Should Hug Karkat Too

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W3 C4N CORN3R H1M

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ill help

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D—> May I D—> Sort of stand against your hugging in such a way that I am an honorary member of the hug group D—> The group hug D—> Group

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HOLY FUCK NO

NO

NO TO THE POWER OF SHAMEGLOBES

THIS IS A BOOZTASTROPHE AND NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY.

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WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?

IT REEKS OF TEARS, BOXED WINE, AND FRUIT ROLL-UPS.

I AM KIND OF IMPRESSED BY THAT WEIRD LINGERING MIASMA OF SHAME AND FAINT REGRET IN THE ROOM

BUT MOSTLY FUCKING DISGUSTED.

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My goodness! *Eyes widen with wonderment.* Whoever this lad is he’s more powerful than nic cage in con air! And maybe even jake sully in avatar. 

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Ok no that’s just taking it too far. Killing some weird sky whale is not the same as overpowering a criminal mastermind and overcoming a reckless past to deliver a present to your daughter.

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My apologies john! I was merely making a statement of an exaggerated nature and i didn’t mean to imply that cameron poes actions were not noble. Im very much aware that its not even on the same scale.

But you have to admit that blue eruption is pretty fucking nifty!

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I'M ALSO OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF JOHN EGBERT, CAMERON POE, AND HIS PURE HEART.

I THINK YOU NEED TO REWATCH CON AIR UNTIL YOU'RE FULLY PLUNGED INTO THE DEPTHS OF HIS HEROIC NATURE AND TENACITY, BECAUSE YOU'RE OBJECTIVELY FUCKING WRONG DRAWING THOSE KIND OF COMPARISONS EVERY TIME YOU SEE A LITE-BRITE, ESPECIALLY FROM THIS ASSHOLE.

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sealovver replied to your post: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

im right there wwith you kar wwhat say you an me try to finish wwhat should havve happened a wwhile ago an take ovver this ovvergrowwn rock

WHAT

WHAT IS THERE EVEN TO TAKE OVER???

I JUST LIKENED THIS PLANET TO A BALL OF SHIT SPIRALING THROUGH THE DEEP VACUUM OF INTERGALACTIC SPACE.

IF YOU WANT TO BE EMPEROR OF TURDS GO FOR IT. FOR ONCE I THINK YOU'RE CUT OUT FOR THE JOB.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

THE SHEER VOLUME OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES REGARDING "EXTRATERRESTRIALS" (I.E. NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE OK. YOU GUYS HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH NEEDING BULLSHIT LABELS FOR EVERYTHING AND THAT NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT HERE) IS FUCKING ASTOUNDING.

SERIOUSLY, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN ANY FUCKING GALAXY OF ANY UNIVERSE WANTS TO TAKE OVER OR HARVEST YOU FOR FOOD OR WASTE PRECIOUS ENERGY AND MATERIALS TRYING TO BLOW THIS ROCK OF FOSSILIZED FECES TO SMITHEREENS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. NOT EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU AND YOUR NARCISSISTIC AND PRETTY LAUGHABLY SOFT HUMAN BRAINS. THAT SHIT IS LIKE GELATIN, BY THE WAY. FACE IT: YOUR PLANET IS NOT THAT GREAT. AND I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND GUESS YOU DON'T TASTE THAT GREAT EITHER BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRY THAT OUT AND FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU DON'T EAT EACH OTHER SO MY GOOGLE SEARCHES ARE KIND OF FLOPPING AROUND AND FAILING LIKE A SEADWELLER HERE. MAYBE I'M BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.

ANYWAY WE'RE NOT YOUR SCAPEGOATS FOR EVERY LITTLE GRUBSHITTING THING THAT GOES WRONG OR THAT YOU DON'T LIKE. WHY DON'T YOU OWN UP TO YOUR OWN THOUGHT CONTROL CAMPAIGNS FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIVES? MAYBE IF YOU ALL GOT A FEW CONSTRUCTIVE HOBBIES THE NEXT TIME YOU OR YOUR BLEATBEASTS SHIT IN THE FIELDS YOU WOULDN'T BE PISSING YOURSELF WITH EXCITEMENT AND RUNNING TO TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS ALL ABOUT IT. MIGHT I SUGGEST SCRAPBOOKING OR AMATEUR ASTRONOMY. THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD.

AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OFFENSIVE PIECE OF GARBAGE ANYWAY????

JUST

WOW

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE US OR SOMETHING?? IS THAT WHAT YOUR CULTURE THINKS OF US? THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. I'M FROTHING OVER HERE LIKE A CAPPUCCINO OF FRESH REVULSION AND INARTICULATE RAGE AND TOPPED OFF WITH SHIT FLIPPING OFF INTO A MYRIAD OF DIRECTIONS.

NO FUCK THIS.

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TH1S ON3 1S FOR YOU K4RKL3S

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THIS SHIRT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THE ENTIRE HEMOSPECTRUM TOOK TURNS PUKING ON IT. JUST TURN AFTER TURN IN THE KIND OF FUCKED UP HUMAN BACCHANALIAN ORGIES THAT SHOW UP ON MTV.

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farewell-toros replied to your post: farewell-toros replied to your post: YOU KNOW...

oH, uM OK, i GUESS I DIDN’T REALLY SEE IT AS ROMANTIC BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL PRETTY YOUNG AND JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BEFORE ADULTHOOD TOOK THEM, oVER AND MOST OF THE HATE SEEMED FAIRLY, uH PLATONIC, bUT YOU ARE THE ROMANTIC MOVIE EXPERT, sO YEAH

OK LET'S JUST BE HONEST HERE: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE EVEN IF IT WERE NAILED TO A PLANK OF WOOD AND THEN SAID PLANK HIT YOU SQUARE IN THE SNOUT A COUPLE TIMES.

OUR PROTAGONISTS WERE ON THE CUSP OF GODDAMN ADOLESCENCE HERE, TAV. TROLL WENDY WAS EXCRUCIATINGLY PALE FOR PUPA AND HE TREATED HER LIKE SHE WAS HIS OWN PERSONAL LUSUS AND THEN FUCKING REJECTED HER, BUT SINCE THE BOTH OF THEM WERE MASTERING THE ART OF ASSHOLATRY NEITHER OF THEM COULD PROPERLY ARTICULATE THEIR FEELINGS AND LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE OF IDIOTS PLAYING AN OLD-FASHIONED GAME OF WHO CAN RAM THEIR FISTS FARTHER DOWN THEIR CHITINOUS WINDHOLES.

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farewell-toros replied to your post: YOU KNOW WHAT, SIFTING THROUGH ALL THESE POSTS...

oH, kARKAT, i WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR, uH OPINION ON PUPA PAN (I SHORTENED THE TITLE BECAUSE THIS, rEPLY BOX WON’T FIT THE ENTIRE THING) tHOUGH IT IS NOT A ROMANTIC MOVIE, rEALLY SO YOU MAY NOT HAVE SEEN IT

HAHAHA

OH MAN

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

PUPA PAN IS RIFE WITH ROMANCE. THE TITLE CHARACTER FLITS AROUND IN HIS ADORABLY STUPID COSTUME SEEDING MURDEROUS JEALOUSY AND PITY AMONG EVERYONE HE ENCOUNTERS. HE WOULD GET "HELLA GIRLFRIENDS" AS THE "HIP" AND "FRESH" KIDS SAY IF HE TOOK HIS PRONGS OUT OF HIS OWN NOOK LONG ENOUGH TO ASCEND TO MATURITY AND PROPERLY FILL HIS GODDAMN QUADRANTS.

DOES HE?????

OF COURSE HE FUCKING DOESN'T, HE'S A STUNTED WRIGGLER.

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2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: 2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your photo: IN WHICH A...

ii know you have terriible ta2te but diid you reely have two 2hare iit wiith the entiire iinternet

WOW. THIS COMMENT IS SO RIDDLED WITH HORSESHIT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITHOUT A DIGGING IMPLEMENT ON HAND.

OK FIRSTLY, FUCK YOU; SECONDLY, YOU'RE WRONG, THE ONLY THING I HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN IS FRIENDS (I.E. YOU, YOU CHODE); THIRDLY, GLUB GLUB LICK YOUR OWN CRUSTY NEGLECTED NOOK.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, TROLL JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PURE MAGIC.

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2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your photo: IN WHICH A JADE-BLOOD FOOLISHLY ABANDONS HER...

oh jegu2

PROBLEM, "BRO"?

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IN WHICH A JADE-BLOOD FOOLISHLY ABANDONS HER DUTIES AS A GUARDIAN OF A MOTHER GRUB AND ABSCONDS TO THE SURFACE WHEREUPON SHE BECOMES A HANDMAIDEN TO A NOBLE TROLL WHO IS LATER ASSASSINATED IN PRIVATE FOR MOCKING A SUBJUGGLATOR'S HAIRPIECE LEAVING THE HANDMAIDEN TO DISGUISE HERSELF AS THE HIGHBLOODED LADY FOR PROTECTION AND ATTRACTING THE VIOLENT AFFECTIONS OF AN INJURISTOR WHO IN THE THROES OF BLACK PASSION DISCOVERS HER TRUE PLACE ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM LEADING THEM TO PERFORM A FULL BLOOD TRANSFUSION SO THAT THEY MAY LIVE IN CALIGINOUS BLISS; FEATURING THIRTY-TWO SWEAR WORDS, FIVE CASES OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY, AND THREE WILDLY INACCURATE MEDICAL PROCEDURES. ALRIGHT SO RAGS-TO-RICHES PLOTS ARE A LITTLE FUCKING TRITE AFTER A COUPLE THOUSAND SWEEPS OF CINEMA AND (SPOILER ALERT) ONLY ONE PERSON DIES AND IT'S NOT EVEN AS A DIRECT RESULT OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF A BEAUTIFULLY EXPLOSIVE KISMESISSITUDE BUT I WILL STILL DEFEND THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVIE. TROLL JENNIFER LOPEZ IS THE BEST.