sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order
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sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order
Only day you can reblog this
Ah-hinga-dinga-dergen 💀
thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group
thor: loki keeps stabbing me :(
gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello
loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group
loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him :(
nebula: so stab him harder????
It’s what he deserves
yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???
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WHERE IS HE NOW?? SOMEONE FIND HIM
But they value our lives even less
Ok but look:
I’m really screaming
he was planning on eating the baby 😭
Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.
Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)
Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm
This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them
It is also a way to stretch their jaw muscles when they are too tight, and to re-align their jaw if they bump in to something.
why is this Jeff Goldblum
This brings back so many…memories.😖😫😆Happy Easter!
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Bees Do So Much for the environment
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU
Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.
In 2001 There were officially licensed Gameboy Color accessories that allowed you to connect your Gameboy to a Singer sewing machine to stitch Super Mario designs on fabric
don’t ever duel me or my son again
Precure mineral water
Drink the fluid from a magical girl’s head and gAIN THEIR STRENGTH
LET US SUP FROM THE CEREMONIAL FACE ORBS, MY CHILDREN
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