Do No Harm But Take No Shit

“Old stories are like old friends, she used to say. You have to visit them from time to time.”

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[datasoong47]

[entreri]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[okthisway]

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

[teaboot]

ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

[iliothermia]

Never forget the time I accidentally burnt my challah and left it in the woods and someone posted a pic on twitter and hundreds of thousands of people saw it. And then someone linked me it and said "this reminded me of you" and I had to tell them it was me

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[squirrel-stowaway]

🚨the lore drops are connecting!!! 🚨

[haleyusesherwords]

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[byjove]

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

[cheese-wiz-for-bones]

that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.

[byjove]

she has been practicing since she was very young

[merimaybe]

What a dignified and shapely beast…

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[my-dailydreams]

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat: