Guten Tag, mortal

Humpty Dumpty is not an egg.

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[immunewerecoyote]

oh my god I saw this on iFunny and now I’ve found it on Tumblr. Hope this works

[immunewerecoyote]

I did this and it actually happened. I was dreading my parents finding out about my suicidal thoughts and stuff, and they found out, and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be. And my mom gave me $20. She never gives out money. And I had a tasty lunch. Holy shit, it works

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Um, I hope people get some followers too.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[zervisislove]

Sorry but not taking that chance

[blueberry--trash-deactivated201]

Sorry my fellow followers but I shant risk my mum

[girlygamernoob2015]

Nope.

[markidad]

The risk is to great. I love you mom.

[hellooo-tricksters]

I cant not reblog this, sorry guys

[immunewerecoyote]

the chance is too good. There’s actually possibly someone planning to kill my mother. i can’t take that chance

[boota]

[imaginethe100]

not risking

[thequeenolympia-blog]

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Rowen Forrest, OC

[hopelxss]

and i’m gone…

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Bullet-Hollywood Undead

[trilllions]

[thequeenolympia-blog]

You just ruined TBBT for me.

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Shipping

Fangirl 1: Solangelo!

Fangirl 2: Percabeth!

Fangirl 3: PERACHEL!

Fangirl 1:

Fangirl 2:

Officer: So your saying she just fell off that cliff?

[percysolymp]

Litteraly me in my class….

Pls check out my instagram:) Its omgnationalday

[notsogrumpy-curls]

x

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Lemme guess... Alpha cure mom?

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Or if you're an obsessed PJO fangirl

[thequeenolympia-blog]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Um, more followers.... Let’s wait.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Okay. I’ve made my wish.

[immunewerecoyote]

CASSANDRA CLAIR TWEETED ME!!!

[thequeenolympia-blog]

*Clare.. Clair could be ECLAIR. 

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Five Stages Of Grief

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

I didn’t reach Acceptance, and never made it past Depression

[thequeenolympia-blog]

Everyday people do everyday things, but I can't be one of them.

Heroes, by Alesso (feat. Tove Lo)