Mia bambina, o ciel!

Salutations, mia bella. ♥ You are speaking with the one and only Queen Turret; loving mother to all Turrets and eternal wife of his majesty, the Animal King Turret. We do sing requests if you so shall desire to us to. There shall be no hesitation, We can assure you. If you would rather inquire upon more trivial things, carry on your way and quickly ask what you wish to gain knowledge of. We are not one for petty conversations of the slow-minded. Grazie mille. ♥

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We and the King had a very wonderful Valentine's Day... ♥

He treated us to a very romantic evening... We cannot say that some Cores felt the same way.

It is so lovely to be loved, is it not, our children? ♥

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OKAY I KNOW HOW WE CAN SETTLE THIS.

STRIP POKER. 

OKAY BUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

THE LOSER

THAT’S TO SAY

WHOEVER’S CLOTHES ARE ALL OFF FIRST

GETS THE PRIZE.

ME.

OH

AND PINKY ISN’T WEARING ANY SO

OHH I GUESS HE WINS.

letsgetouttaherebabe.

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We are not entirely certain as to what this idea is about, but it sounds so repulsive. Strip poker? How animalistic.

...

We're certain our husband would enjoy it thoroughly.

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Ahhh~ I just thought I should let you know that you are just beautiful <3 Keep up the blog!

Oh, why thank you so much! ♥ We really appreciate the compliment. -bows to you-

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"Well, alright then." *looks at her watch* "I have to get Brittany now anyways. We are going on a date t' see the Rocky Horror Picture show. It's our favorite movie~"

Fancy that.

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You are so lovely. ;w;

Oh my, thank you so very kindly. ♥ -kisses your cheek gently, with a smile-

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"Then why are you- ya know what? I bet you sound like us. And I can prove that~ shall we sing?"

-raises her chin, quirking a brow in response- We are currently in the process of practicing our next performance, and do not have much time to spare. We apologize.

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*Is running down one of the catwalks and sees you, and stops immediately* "...Who are you and why do you look like m- Oh! I /think/ I should get out of here before the universe implodes because I am literally talking to the splitting image of myself!" *Backs away slowly*

-stares blankly at the other female, crossing her arms gently- We do not believe that you look anything like ourself. Nothing of the sort. 

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totallytheadventuresphere submitted:

(Casual scribble of boredom)

Oh my, We love it! This is quite adorable, thank you very much for this. ♥

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alisanas started following you

Thank you so very much for following us.

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scrutinysphere started following you

Thank you so very much. ♥

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"Do... I know you?"

We have briefly met, but not face to face. ... You were on your way, traveling upwards to the surface, as We sang your farewell.

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To all our new followers.

Thank you ever so kindly for taking your time to follow us. ♥  We appreciate it so very much, and will do our best to keep you enthralled.

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totallytheadventurecore started following you

We thank you kindly. ♥

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botherglados started following you

Greetings, Mother. ♥ We are honored to have you following us.

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H-Honey…

I’ve… I’ve been so busy.

I think they’re just sleeping, honestly.

…

Okay maybe not.

Honey, I’ll fix them- I promise.

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Miss Turret, may I request a hug?

Why of course you may. We are always willing to show affection to our fans. ♥ -pulls into a hug, humming gently-

(Such beautiful grammar, too!)

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mystieisinsane started following you

Our deepest gratitude. ♥