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Team Name: Marissa and the Avengers. Team Mission: Fuck 'em up. Where do you fit in?

Go get em bois

Satan: I'm not totally useless

Satan: I can be used as a bad example

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People say Republicans can't be gay but that's obviously not true. They're all sucking the NRA's dick.

#so anyway please vote #and remember #jesus said love everyone #but he didn't say to let them mass murder you do to lack of common sense gun restrictions

Lilith, watching Beelzebub push a door that clearly says pull: you're not pushing hard enough

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Satan: my criminal record?

Satan: my only crime is killing it on the dance floor

Satan: well no, actually, I have killed a man

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july-skyy

Satan: I was banned from Yelp for including “the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask” in my Chuck E. Cheese review.

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Satan *starts a war*

Jesus *holding a camera* : you're doing amazing sweetie!!

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Jesus: Guess what I'm about to get?

Beezelbub: on my nerves

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Satan: Are you a top or a bottom?

Jesus: a pancake ain't done until it's flipped on both sides ;) ;)

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Satan: hey, looks like you dropped something

Jesus: what?

Satan: your standards. Hey, I'm satan

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Satan: handcuffs fucking hurt

Jesus: use silk rope next time ;)

Satan: don't think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope

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Jesus and Satan *stare into each other's eyes*

Beelzebub *opens a can of soda*

Satan: can you not? We're having a moment

Beelzebub: and I'm having a soda

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Satan: and how is the prettiest person in hell today?

Jesus: I don't know, how are you?

Satan *blushes*

Beelzebub, yelling across the chasm of doom: I'm fine thanks!

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Jesus: love yourself with and without filters. with and without make up. with and without a comprehensive understanding of the Geneva conventions...

#jesus #this is why i love him #seriously tho educate yourself on the geneca conventions so you can call your parents out on their bullshit

Jesus: Everyone deserves a partner who can eat 74 pizza rolls in one sitting. So yeah Satan is lucky to have me

#sometimes i think about eating salad #but then im like #pizza

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