joe mama

i eat 8 eggs every day

[2007saturnion]

ngl im trying to change the thread on my serger with my big meaty claws and im understanding the appeal of bobbin boys

[2007saturnion]

i feel like im in the show w1a recently at work just so many meetings about meetings to talk about talking im losing my mind like butter my butt and call me hugh bonneville atp

[2007saturnion]

hate that the nerds in school who said video game music is good for productivity were right bc why am i locked tf in at work listening to the time ripper boss theme on a loop

[velvet-verdandi]

[almostswagkid]

You've got your mother's eyes

[2007saturnion]

man fuck the wuthering heights movie not for any valid artistic criticisms just im reading all the limbus source materials and im to heathcliff and all the copies are checked out of the library and the waitlists on libby are insane too just skipping to don quixote or something i guess

[2007saturnion]

when i was in high school i was a thrower on the track team and there was a guy with steel toed sneakers and we would just drop the shotputs on his feet for fun sometimes

[2007saturnion]

genuinely how do you find a will to keep going anymore

[shitfactory924]

[kingofthehilltoday]

Hot take

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

limbus company is fun because the story of a book will mostly be adapted faithfully and tgen they'll hit you with "oh btw this character's highschool bully is now leader of a vigilante religious army who believe in the holiness of the flesh & the need to kill anyone with prosthetics, because she saw an alternate universe where she and he were together and that was why so now she hunts for a wish-granting bough BUT also his best friend ascended to (conditional) godhood and he has to kill the now-mutated-beyond-recognition bully to restore balance to the world" and you're just like yes project moon okay project moon

[divinettragedy]

Faithful adaptation of Wuthering Heights and then they hit you with “Oh also a Heathcliff from an alternate world is actively hunting this Heathcliff down because Catherine died in his timeline and he believes that all Heathcliffs from every world are to blame and so he actively hunts them down in order for the remaining Catherines to live happily but also he did some wacky shit and now there’s a ghost Catherine which is the embodiment of every Catherine from every timeline whom is doing the exact same thing as the Heathcliff except with Catherines and you need to defeat them less you seek to truly and completely perish. Oh also a bop plays during the fight” Yes Project Moon thank you Project Moon

[godisaboutasrealasthisdick]

and also heathcliff is odin from norse mythology now and this will not be the last time odin will be mentioned in the story and then catherine gets erased from Existence with only you and heathcliff able to remember her

[sour-gh0st]

guess who forgot social media exists and i can post my art in it

[windsandstar]

when ur between two worlds or something

[2007saturnion]

hate being american im listening to moby dick audiobook and there was this chapter where he kept talking about burghers (the social class) and my ears kept perking up like BURGER?

[almostswagkid]

"Still can't wake up, huh?"

[2007saturnion]

fuck it ao3 at the gym bc i forgot my headphones and i cant raw dog the treadmill without going insane

[2007saturnion]

watching too much british television i want fish and chips so bad fuck