Agnes

it/they, 19, 🇪🇪, gen blog- uninekits, oc blog- motherofsurgery

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[noontimeofday]

Based off this thing I saw where Simon gets pissy, shouts at Grace and throws something and Grace, being the sensitive guy he is, starts crying and Simon, not used to his words having any sort of power like that, instantly is like I'm the worst person ever. Grace has been nothing but kind and patient with him and here he is making him cry. He apologizes over and over again, sent into a baffling state of desperation and hysteria to try to make up for it.

Grace shows him mercy, sinking down and giving him a hug and a kiss to the forehead to talk him off the edge. He then tells Simon he still needs time to get over it and the hurtful words Simon said, but that Simon doesn't deserve to punish himself so severely, just be more controlled next time. The start of Simon learning hes the only one in control of himself, he can't make excuses here and he won't be punished severely which creates even more pressure for him to grow as person.

[ticktocktouko]

Currently obsessed with the idea of Markiplier being a youtuber within the Project Hail Mary universe. Like, aboard the ship contained with All Of Humanity's Knowledge contains Markiplier's entire YouTube channel (omitting iron lung in this case).

Grace himself was not active on that side of the internet, if at all, but his students certainly were. Any time the number 87 is mentioned the 6th grade class for several years proclaim "Was that the bite of 87!?!?". He needs to tell them to tone it down sometimes, but once he asked them where it was from and several students enthusiastically tell them about their favorite youtuber and start dishing out fnaf lore unprompted. Another one pipes up talking about his choose your own adventure videos and his creativity with YouTube as a medium.

Grace doesn't think about it too much, but after one incoming apocalypse, one chemical conscription to the space force, and 4 years comatose in space later, he stumbles upon the anomalous iron submarine full of blood floating in the middle of nowhere?????? and he cracks it open and not only is there an Entire Human Being (plus or minus an arm) in there, but inside the vessel us The YouTuber Markiplier!?!?!?!??!?! The Bite of 87 guy my kids love???? Huh!?!??!?!?

[mimblizzy]

I love how phm universe is just the perfect crossover canvas for any and all sci-fi media. You can just pull all the blorbos together. Yes YOU get saved and YOU get saved! EVERYONE GETS TO LIVE ON ERID!

Earth keeps getting new message beetles and new people just KEEP SHOWING UP in the background???

There's an asian looking guy with a robotic arm (Iron Lung) staring intently at a tree sapling? That's not Yao??? Who HOW??

Some people in red shirts (Star Trek) playing cards behind Ryland? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHERE DID THEY COME FROM

There's a cyborg guy (murderbot) that's apparently "just passing through" HUH

Wait that guy with the wheelbarrow full of potatoes... is- is that Mark Watney?? THE GUY WE LOST ON MARS?WHAT

Possibilities are endless you can just mash as many together as you want

Eridians just keep picking up dying humans in their neighboring star systems and don't know what to do with them except dumping them in the HumanBiosphere Tm

None of the humans can agree on what year the earth is at let alone the state its in? Some even say its gone?

[teddy-tj-dore-jace]

Markiplier - “How did I find out about BloodyMary”

Sir…stop staring into my soul please.

[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?

[witchesonacross]

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER

[mercyandmountainwater]

I’ve yet to see a bloodymary fic where Simon hears that Grace was in a coma and then immediately goes. “Oh no this poor researcher has no idea about the Quiet Rapture because it happened while he was asleep.” Then Rocky mentions how he’s been gone from his planet for decades and internally Simons inner monologue is…

Oh No these incredibly kind people have no idea that there isn’t a planet to get back too. We are stuck in a research vessel with dwindling resources, no allies, and I have no idea how these two will react to realizing how fucked we are but I’ve already pack bonded and now I need to keep all of us alive.”

[dunham-doodles]

First Shift

[pomilomi]

I just know Rocky would blow their minds

[lana-is-reading]

Alexa play Who Is She? by I Monster

this crossover is insane and i love it sm, i needed to add my own two bits into the sandbox, so here, eldritch AU be upon ye

part 2, part 3

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (1/?)

Part 2 / Part 3

[soapijabroni]

Tumblr gets first dibs on more fem macden

[edzhichn]

fortune teller cosplay "no,I'm not a human"

[placecebo]

Here we go lmao

This is a pale visitor x protagonist (sketch) comic. It's self-indulgent and will be featuring sexual scenes and some "mild" body horror (body horror is in future chapters). The sexual parts will be uploaded on my bluesky for obvious reasons, but I'll still put them censored here with a link.

It'll eventually be a classic protag -> visitor pipeline storyline.

Thank you for reading tehee =)

Preludes: one | two CH 1: part one | part two | part three | part four | part five CH 2: part one | part two | part three | part four

[parilan]

Званый ужин.