Ask Batman

Batman gives advice and answers questions. We’re back baby!

[therapeuticbatman]

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hey guys! i finally have a working computer again now, despite it being a bit finicky so i’m coming back! i don’t currently have any other mods so it’ll probably be a bit slow, so i hope you’ll have patience with me : )

[therapeuticbatman]

How are you? its been while since we have heard from you. Is everything all right?

Yes thank you! Sorry I haven’t been active I just honestly don’t know how to reply to asks with pictures from mobile and I didn’t have a computer until I moved into this new place with friends. One of them has a computer I may be able to borrow.

[rose-in-my-heart]

oh, I hope you can borrow computer. You have good blog! Missing you!  <3 @therapeuticbatman

[therapeuticbatman]

Thank you!!! It's really sweet of you to check up on me I really appreciate it! And thank you for the compliment : )

[therapeuticbatman]

How are you? its been while since we have heard from you. Is everything all right?

Yes thank you! Sorry I haven't been active I just honestly don't know how to reply to asks with pictures from mobile and I didn't have a computer until I moved into this new place with friends. One of them has a computer I may be able to borrow.

[therapeuticbatman]

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My computer is busted and I just want y'all to know this blog is just sleeping, not Dead. We finally have enough followers for mod Nyx' event and they have their computer and will do it sometime, hopefully soon. Unfortunately they're a highschooler and they're struggling with their schedule so it may be awhile. That's all. Sorry for the delay I've also been super busy, even before my computer went, and every time I set aside time for questions something went awry, and since I basically run this blog myself it's been suffering for it. My apologies, again, for the wait. Thanks to all of you who stuck with us. When we hit the next event number, if I'm in a stable place and have the time (and the computer), I'm going to do my event I've been saving and I think you'll all enjoy it!

[therapeuticbatman]

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Mod Morgan here again! I have good news! I finally have regular access to a computer again so after work today I plan on answering most of the questions in the inbox if not all!

[therapeuticbatman]

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I got kicked out of the house (I'm staying with friends until I have enough saved for an apartment) but I won't have access to a computer without going to the library for a little while probably so consider this blog on hiatus. I'm real sorry about this and how turbulent this blog has been but I'm working hard to be stable again. Thank you for your patience.

[therapeuticbatman]

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Hey guys mod Morgan here again! I'm sorry I couldn't get around to the questions again I've been doing college, work training, helping some friends move, and gearing up to take a grey hound from California to Texas to pick up another friend and move her here after she's emancipated. I was sort of lying to myself by thinking I could answer questions every few days haha I promise I'll get around to all of them (and actually set up a queue now that I have enough piled up) but I can't honestly say I'll be able to check, answer, and queue your questions every few days, or even once a week anymore. I'll try harder to space them out and have at least a somewhat steady stream of content, and once again I'm really sorry about letting this blog sort of fall apart recently. If you want to give me a hand, send in a few questions! If I get enough I'll be able to start up a once a day queue! If I can't get to them today I promise I'll get to them soon!!! Once again, I'm super sorry about this blogs half assed pell-mell content. The other mods have a lot less time than me. Mod Jason is on a semi permanent hiatus and mod Nyx has been super busy so it's basically just me running this blog right now. I'll have better comic scans/cartoon screenshots soon too, and our next event should be pretty funny, since it's mod Nyx's idea and not mine haha /TL;DR mod Morgan is running the blog mostly alone rn and is super busy. If I get enough asks I'll be able to start a queue, and I promise to get to them soon if not tonight. The next event should be fun and the post quality will improve soon when I have time to search for scans and screenshots./ Thanks to everyone who's stuck with us! Like, this isn't just a formality. I really appreciate you, and I can see a lot of the people who've been regularly sending in questions, and who are always the first few to like posts. Your support really means a lot to me, especially because I can't run a normal ask blog with drawings so I have to stick with this haha I promise to do better as soon as my friends are settled, and feel free to send me a direct message anytime! /TL;DR thank you to the people who've stuck with us I appreciate every one of you/ I'd once again like to apologize, this time for the stupid long post and the fact that I don't know how to use read mores on mobile lol just know you won't see a lot of these, if you ever see one again. Thank you one last time for your patience and continued support through this tough patch in my life! You're all great and I promise to try harder!!! (I will reblog this one more time this evening just to make sure most everyone sees it but that's it)

[therapeuticbatman]

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Sorry guys the last when I installed the last update it kicked me off of tumblr I haven’t been able to get back on until the newest update. I’ll answer all the asks in the inbox when I get back from college (Edit: sorry for this actual literal lie but I will get around to it I swear)

[therapeuticbatman]

Cats or dogs? Which one is better?

I’d say I’m a dog person

[therapeuticbatman]

Batman, Batman! Dare or truth?

I won’t reveal my secret identity, but dare

[therapeuticbatman]

Who is your favorite member of the Justice league? (Besides yourself)

wonder woman, obviously. 

[therapeuticbatman]

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At 147 followers, we're three followers away from our next event, mod Nyx's event! Be sure to send in questions so we can make more posts!!!

[therapeuticbatman]

Today's my 21st birthday! Could I have a hug?

sure thing I’m just crouching on this giant building keeping watch over all of Gotham come on up whenever

[therapeuticbatman]

Batman, I had mild epilepsy seizure just moment ago. Now I feel little sick and tired. Can you watch over me before I feel better and can go back home?

of course

[therapeuticbatman]

Hi Batdad I have a question. I want a cat and I think it would help with my depression too but my parents don't want a cat. What should I do?

this is one of those unfortunate things where there might not be a way for you to get what you want. i suggest asking your parents why they don’t want a cat. do they not want a litter box in the house? do they think you won’t be responsible and clean up after and feed it? if you can talk to your parents and convince them that there are more pros than cons to getting a cat, they might give in. if you know they won’t, however, i suggest asking for a fish. sometimes just having responsibility to an animal and something to talk to can help a lot with depression. knowing that you have to get up and feed the fish and clean it’s tank is a good motivator. also, in a proper ten gallon tank with a filter, goldfish can live over a decade, and betas live up to five years. they’re both very easy to care for.

I’ll give our cat Alfred a pet from you.

[therapeuticbatman]

Do you ever mix up your kid's names?

Nope i never do James. Er-I mean barbra, uh Megan…Eric?

[therapeuticbatman]

can you teach me how to dougie?

You ask me to dougie? This is a strictly dabbing household you fool.