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the fact that it’s on me to beg people for assignments… like I got ghosted by my manager for 3 days so now I have to invent things to do for 8 hours.

allegedly-human

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

#be so for real

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

#I was literally so excited to eat fruit this summer :(

lamignonette

octaviaabadassblakee

I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.

She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.

She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.

She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.

She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.

She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

oliviawebsite

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

absoluteconceptofbeauty

wheres the cocteau twins summer tweet

absoluteconceptofbeauty

carolsturka

how it feels to talk about anything at all

elumish

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

sandumilfshous

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

post-to-poll-pipeline

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

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Never had a smartphone

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#I didn’t get a smartphone until 2014 when I was 21 #I started with one of them brick Nokias and had various cheap flip phones until then.#I remember when I was a junior in high school my laptop broke and I entertained myself with a boom box and a portable dvd player #I listened to so much Bowie and Billie Joel that year it was great #I caught up with my parents’s entire dvd collection #they had so many movies from when Hollywood Video closed down

I love how the heat makes the trains just not work. This is why we need more money spent on infrastructure, it’s pretty common for it to reach 90+ degrees Fahrenheit in the summer here.

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

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#yes I do have friends that are 132

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

#310 pages is not a lot of pages…