ALL THE POWER, NONE OF THE RESPONSIBILITY

[theraphosida]

3 lasting first impressions I had with Jason that would later shape our entire relationship:

1. He scoffed at me when I told him, “I like your little outfit.” 2. The fact a sportsmanlike ass pat turned into a heated contest over who could spank the other harder (which is still ongoing). 3. The unspoken agreement we had concerning the radio station during our road trip, of which anytime anything by Kate Bush or Tainted Love by Soft Cell came on, I would wordlessly reach over to turn it up.

[theraphosida]

Love when I haven’t gotten home in awhile and Jason texts me to ask where I am and I send him an upside down Welcome To Delaware! sign.

[theraphosida]

Another day of laying in bed with my daughter and having her roll over after a very intense texting session to ask me why spiders have 8 legs and I tell her iunno and then she rolls back over.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Press, Newport News, Virginia, February 12, 1933

[entrywounds]

All I do is sit suspiciously. 

[theraphosida]

Popping on again to describe my confusion when being met with this upon clicking to view Jen’s answers.

[theraphosida]

This one was just funny, and made even funnier that I was honest about the answer.

[theraphosida]

Give this quiz and prove you are a true friend!

Sure.

[theraphosida]

Remembered one of the first conversations Jason and I had was when I called him boring, repeatedly, in many different ways.

[spiders-spiders-spiders]

coalcache submitted: So cool.

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