I Am Haunted By Humans

Sophie. Also go by the name of Pukey. Bands ruin my life on a daily basis. Books and tv shows will be the absolute death of me.

[bebopfirefly]

this headline just delights me

[ticosorgana]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

the gays™ are coming

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

why stress her when you can undress her

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

When you overhear a guy flirting with a girl and she says “no thanks I’m gay”

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

I DON’T EVEN REALLY IDENTIFY WITH THIS BUT THE GIF IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO REBLOG

[r-skywalker]

this is the hottest thing i’ve ever seen

[younglemonade]

based on my true experiences

[miridai]

[sheabuttershawtyy]

We don’t deserve dogs

[tonydezz]

See that’s when you have to realize you gotta drop out of college and stay your ass home

[to-galgadot]

💜😍💜😍💜😍

[wonderswoman]

SHE DID THAT AGAIN  ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

[tylerposey]

Nothing’s gonna go back to the way it was. Not really. Stranger Things 2 (2017)

[origamidragonsandfairylights]

[colourblindedsouls]

THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

[chrispineofficial]

this dog that i dogsit for is an actual angel sent from heaven, evidence:

he’s 100 lbs and so gentle i don’t need any special collar or leash or harness to walk him, ever

he was meant to be a service dog but he was too shy so he became a rescue, can u even imagine

so well behaved he waits for me at the tops and bottoms of flights of stairs until i tell him it’s okay to go ahead up/down the next flight

he somehow communicates to his dads how much he loves me bc they tell me every time i leave and they come back he’s sad ?? my son !

he knows that if it rains or snows or he gets wet he needs to wait at the bottom of the stairs inside their condo to be towel dried

he is trained to towel dry himself; i hold out the towel and he wiggles his body through it back and forth until i dry his tail and that’s his signal to go ahead and go inside

he hangs out by my feet all evening making big impatient huffing noises until i go in the bedroom with him and sit up in bed doing whatever i’m doing so he can sleep by me

[chrispineofficial]

like i feel the need to reblog this post bc i neglected to include evidence:

loves pets and attention but is shy so once given pets and attention basically loses his mind and rubs his face all over you while not knowing what to do with his entire 100 lbs self

always a slut for chin scratches

spots of white on chest and toes and chin

will pretend to be scary at men when they come into the house until i reassure him it’s ok

other dogs Love him bc he’s so big and so sweet and so chill and it’s fun to walk the best looking dog who is also the nicest dog while everyone around you is like “wow ur dog is so cool” like thanks i made him

if u ask him ‘who’s a good boy?!?!’ he seems genuinely concerned it might not be him until you confirm such to be true

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

We don’t deserve dogs.

[cameronhvrley]

[shirleyjacksons]

how come straight women can do shit like “woman crush wednesday” and not have their Straight Credentials™ questioned but if a lesbian so much as looks at a man and agrees he’s moderately aesthetically pleasing, we have to all but swear on the bible in front of a judge that we’re actually gay

[shirleyjacksons]

me (a lesbian): i’m a lesbian

a straight person, crawling through my bedroom window at 3 in the morning: if you’re so “lesbian” then how come on the evening of january 17, 2017 you reblogged a picture of john boyega with the tags “i saw a man so beautiful i started crying” 👀👀👀 explain

[ohmyed]

love yourself original lyrics

[brainstatic]

Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas!

Employee: What if we did all of our movies…again. 

Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*

[rumiinatophat]