Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore'

Abbie 25 Scottish I'm at that age now where people are asking "what are you doing with your life?" and I'm like mate I'm genuinely just here for a laugh Snapchat: abbie.stewart96 Instagram: abbie_stewart96

[falling-for-books]

When you no longer watch a show but still care about some of the characters

[falling-for-books]

When you no longer watch a show but still care about some of the characters

[falling-for-books]

Feel free to follow as I don’t use tumblr as much anymore ✌️

[falling-for-books]

Add me on PSN AbbieS-96

In need of new friends and game recommendations!

[falling-for-books]

Treated myself to a PS4 so get adding guys!

AbbieS-96

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

Adèle Haenel as Madeleine Beaulieu in ’Les Combattants’ (2014) dir. Thomas Cailley part 1 part 2 part 3

[nataliedormersource]

Celebrities driving Jaguar vehicles in Monaco — Natalie Dormer

[you-are-crazy-beautiful]

Me sitting in front of my laptop while Jodie goes back to her normal persona, thanking me for watching, after she has been telling me how in love with me she is, and how I am breaking her heart and making her feel so much pain

[behbuh]

lmao her shift is unmatched

[eadazuq-nara]

Jodie Comer reading a love letter from Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf for Pride Inside

[behbuh]

If only they’d shown V’s arm around eve 😔🤙

[villaneve-bridge]

Why just why I can’t date Jodie Comer

[yennciri]

Jodie Comer + zoom calls

[behbuh]

please, your honor, she is just an A1, certified goober

[villanellesprizefan]

Jodie Comer as Lesley in Her Big Chance for Talking Heads

[fleabaged]

After that monologue, i'm sending in an application for Jodie to be a MILF. Idc that she's 27; we're making exceptions

I’m rejecting your application. At this time.

ONE MILFY ROLE is NOT an acceptance but the POTENTIAL, surely, is being layed out. Let’s unpack.

First we have the Milf Role in question:

Almost a dream milf, actually. She’s kooky. Bit unhinged. Just how I like it.

But look at the subject out in the wild:

This is not milf material. This is twenty-something whoman who tells me I’m special but then leaves me on read and I let her do it because she’s a baddie. This woman HURTS my feelings and I GLADLY take it, she’s a millennial heartbreaker, surely, but not a milf yet.

A true milf be lookin like this in the wild:

Ass out, crocs on, not a care in the world.

This level of not giving a fuck I believe can only be unlocked once somewhere in your thirties.

Jodie Comer’s application at this time is processing and she is building her resumé but milf status has not been achieved.

Thank you all for reading.

[the-necessary-unnecessary]

Katie McCabe for the AVIVA Pride 2020 campaign