Socially Awkward and Crazy

I'm socially awkward and crazy, what more needs to be said? I'm 20 years old, and looking to one day take over the world or at the very least leave my mark on it.

[thenatsdorf]

Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats)

[massejasse]

Oh, the differns in his eyes..

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[joshsundquist]

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

[cell113]

This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard. Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?

[vganimefanatic]

John Sundquist. He is the OP too

[6lackranger]

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

[kaiju-emperor]

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

[cyberdramon]

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[ruffboi-mags]

Listen I will never stop stanning this fucking book, especially because these stories are SO FUN to read aloud.

source: I used to read them aloud to birdie and also did video recordings of a couple, at least one of which you can find linked on the appropriate myth on his blog. SO FUN.

[beacon-of-chaos]

I’ve had this on my read list for a while now, think it’s about time I got it.

[dungeonsandcartoons]

474 Sanctuary of the Moon Goddess (Daytime Map)

[partyoftwo]

Woods Set 1 (Free set)

Download thread on our patreon here!

[catchymemes]

[horse-on-a-porch]

I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”

[lireekuh]

Your comment just made me cry laughing

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[stagemanagerssaygo]

Accurate.

[prrofessionalcynic]

I laugh way too hard at this every time I see it it’s too real lmao

[feminismandmedia]

I looove Whose Line, but this is unreal

edit: I thought I was on my personal, but have a look at this, anyhow

-mod Aleksandr

[partyoftwo]

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[quicyapples]

[hellosaladd]

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[maxximoffed]

We want to go shopping.

Uncanny X-Men (2014) #15

[thembocoles]

Emma Frost, the cool mom.

[heroineimages]

Y’know, having grown up in an X-Men age when Emma’s only outfit was white heels and cloak with matching lingerie, seeing her with boxers and bed-head is incredibly refreshing.

[weisying]

mob psycho 100 ii » ripped apart ~someone is watching~ (ep. 01)

[beefmutual]

[bestgreekfoodintown]

[aidn]

oh no……………

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

THIS IS NOT A DOG IT IS A FURRY!

[koscheys]

i’ve seen this picture a lot lately, and usually with really negative remarks, so i wanted to clarify some things.

this is a picture from a charity fundraiser for a children’s hospital that furries had raised $3,000 dollars for.. and in 2013 numerous furry conventions raised $189,820 for charities like Therapy Pets, NARF (a native american rights fund), and many wildlife preserve funds and shelters.

so yeah this person is dressed in an anthropomorphic suit and they’re being pet by a little kid, but there’s nothing inherent sexually about this (which is what im assuming most people have concerns about). cosplayers know that people and kids approach you for pictures all the time, and honestly this isn’t that different. this is just a kid who thought they were seeing a giant stuffed animal walking around and probably got excited. chill out you guys its not like the furry is getting ready to whip out a massive animal dong and slap people with it.

[japan-esque]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING. FURRIES ARE THE BEST PEOPLE EVER AND GET NO CREDIT FOR IT OMG

[raygirlramblings]

Also like to point out that just this week the Texas Furry Fiesta convention 2015 raised $16,000 for the Centre for Animal Research and Education.

A bunch of people in animal costumes raised all that money to help care for big cats raised in captivity, many of whom had been abandoned, abused and illegally bred. Thanks to the furries those animals can continue to live peacefully with medical care, food and companionship for the rest of their natural lives.

I just felt it was an interesting piece of recent news to share on the subject :)

Furries are a-ok in my book.  Always have been.  Sure there are some psychos and creeps but if I judged every fandom by the psychos I’ve met in them I’d hate EVERYTHING.  Generally speaking all the furries I’ve ever encountered at cons or in the real world in general have been moderate, fun and HUGELY kind.

So, yeah. don’t be so quick to paint all furries with the same brush.

[not-a-space-alien]

The biggest furry convention (anthrocon) raised $30,000 for the national aviary last year. Charity seems to be something furries are good at. But of course we don’t hear about that because People In Costumes Weird

[swiftysway-deactivated20181020]

I L O V E T H IS

[randomslasher]

Furries have saved my butt before, dude. Furry fandom will commission you when no one else will and they’ll INSIST on paying decent prices. I’ve ranted about this before but when my back went out for like a month, I did an emergency commissions fundraiser and people were sending me $$ even knowing I wouldn’t be able to draw until I got better. They paid my rent. And they were patient angels about getting their art. 

Furries are phenomenally wonderful people. 

[achillesselfshipsalot]

Ya’ll are so quick to hate furries yet ignore the kind stuff half of the community does and honestly that’s kinda nasty.

[sashibunbun]

Don’t worry us long in the tooth greymuzzles are used to it. But yeah, the stereotypical idea fueled by places like Something Awful and 4chan, is basically a minority.

[sadwizardjessi]

Listen, I may give my friends who are furries a lot of shit but it’s all in jest. Furries are usually some of the nicest and most accepting people I’ve ever met

[morbart]

Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.

[morbart]

Less than a week later:

[chaoswolf1982]

So… @samus-aran-the-hunter … Nature vs. nurture?

[samus-aran-the-hunter]

I want one so bad… but I also want to kill it to stop it from turning into a Ridley…

But I can’t hurt a cute baby animal so I think… yeah. I think I’d raise it.

[ridley-of-death-187]

Think about it: you eventually get a pet Space Dragon!

Also, fortunately for you, it won’t be the Ridley you know, anyway.

[samus-aran-the-hunter]

I’m seeing nothing but benefits.

[chaoswolf1982]

There’s also the possibility of getting a partner when you next need to fight Ridley… so this time, the bastard won’t have the option of flying juuust out of reach like he tends to do… because now you can just jump on your friend’s back and chase his cowardly ass down!

[spidypool]

How To Appeal A Post When You Don’t Have The Appeal Button

Since the 17th about 12 of my posts where flagged as adult content and when I went to try and appeal it there was no appeal button. I went through their help and read the whole article. I even contacted support who then copied and pasted their help page not even trying to assist me.  All I know is that there was supposed to be a button for the original creator to click and allow up to appeal but there wasn’t.

On my computer:

On the app:

See no button for appeal.

It has taken me days to figure out this work around and I thought some other people out there might be having this issue.

Now here is how you appeal your post when you don’t have the appeal button

Now go through your blog and find all your pages with censored posts clicking on them to take you to the original post.

Take a look at the url.

See that number there? Copy it!

Open up a new page and type in this:

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/your url/

At the end paste that number.

When you hit enter you will get this:

The appeal button is finally there! Click it!

You’ll get this message and then you’ll click appeal again.

Your post is now being appealed.

You can check that it was fixed just by refreshing your blogs page.

And that’s it! I know it is stupid and ridiculous to do such a ridiculous back method but unfortunately it’s the only solution I’ve come up with.

Also no you can’t just use the weird sidebar dashboard to find it as any flagged posts don’t actually show up at all in it.

Anyways I hope this helps you guys.