The 5th Kazekage

Welcome one and all, ask is open and I am available and willing to rp with anyone, Naruto Characters, OCs or other fandoms. This is an Unaffiliated Gaara. track tag: thereareonlyshinobi M!A(s): Accepting them. Relationship: check page (multishipper)

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jesus

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straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this

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stop spreading this rude ass meme

[thatdiva]

With over 13,000 followers, I really hope this post spreads. She had a heart transplant and years later, she faces organ rejection and chemo treatments. PLEASE boost this and DONATE. https://www.gofundme.com/7w8xt3vw

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{ ♔ } ‘’Ehh? What are you doing at the palace? I’ve never seen you before…’’

[there-are-only-shinobi]

“Palace? Is that was this place is.. I am rather lost.”

[rotaniah]

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Movie Marathon

Harry Potter

   Time- 19 hrs. and 40 mins

      Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

      Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

      Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

      Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

      Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two

    Recipes 

        Butterbeer

        Chocolate frogs 

        Pumpkin Pasties

        Treacle Tart

        Pumpkin Juice

        Florean Fortescue Butterbeer Ice Cream 

 Marvel

  Time- 29 hr

      Iron Man

      The Incredible Hulk

      Iron Man 2     

      Thor

      Captain America: The First Avenger

      The Avengers

      Iron Man 3

      Thor: The Dark World

      Captain America: The Winter Solider

      Guardians of the Galaxy

     Avengers: Age of Ultron      

Recipes

        Iron Man Drink

        Hulk Drink

        Captain America Drink

        Chicken Shwarma 

        Captain America Shield Cookies

        Hulk Cake Pops

        Tony Stark Drink

        Black Widow Popcorn

        Groot Cupcakes

        Gamora Cupcakes

        Thor Cupcakes

Star Wars

Time- 13 hrs and 12 mins

      Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace 

      Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones 

      Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith

      Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope

      Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back

      Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi

Recipes

        Lightsaber Pretzels 

        Princess Leia Cupcakes

        Severed Wampa Arm Cake

        Peanut Butter Carbonite Bars

        Death Star Oreo Truffles

        Star Wars Macarons

        BB-8 Cupcakes

Lord of the Rings

Time- 19 hrs and  39 mins

       Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

      The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

      The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

      The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

      The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

      The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Recipes

        Lembas Bread

        Seed Cake

        A Whole List of Recipes

        Beorn’s Honey Cake

Pirates of the Caribbean

Time- 9 hrs and 58 mins

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

      Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

      Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Recipes

        Rum Chocolate Cake

        Port Royal Punch

        Pirate’s Ale

Indiana Jones

Time- 8 hrs and 2 mins

      Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

      Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

      Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

      Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull

Recipes

        Pull Apart Monkey Brains

        Mummy Cookies

Jurassic Park

Time- 7 hrs and 53 mins

      Jurassic Park

      The Lost World: Jurassic Park

      Jurassic Park III

      Jurassic World

Recipes

        Amber Treats

        Dinosaur Eggs

        Dinosaur Claws

If anything is wrong please let me know! Thanks!

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Hard for me to believe that this is a real thing proposed.

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I dont understand what this picture means. Somebody help?

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Donald Trump wants to make Muslims wear ID badges

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wow

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holy shit

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Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

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Go anon and pretend to be my character's parents

Criticize their life choices, tell them you’re disappointed, be harsh, make them cry. Or you can just shower them with patently love. Either one.

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WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

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UNMUTE THIS

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Sounds to Soothe Anxiety

Cat Purring 

Thunderstorm (Close)

Thunderstorm (Far Away)

Ocean

Weightless

Wind Chimes 

Tibetan Bowls 

Nature (Images of River)

Space Ambient

Ambient Electronic

Human Heartbeat

“Native American” Style Flute/Drum (Images of Fire)

Rainforest

Celestial White Noise

Music to Help Combat Night Terror 

Winter Wind (Images of Trees and Snow + Cheesy Shakespeare Quote)

Autumn Wind

Howling Wind

Rain on Tin Roof

Rain on Tent

Traffic (Distant)

Traffic in the Rain (Close)

Fan

Distant Train 

Relaxing Trance/Electro

Chillstep (Relaxing Dubstep) (Vocals Used)

Relaxing “Chinese” Inspired Meditation

Soft Piano

Sad Violin and Piano

Instrumental 

Stormy Ocean

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PLEASE REBLOG, PEACEFUL PROTESTERS WATER CANNONED IN SOUTH KOREA (14/11/15)

The citizens of South Korea are currently being oppressed with brute force by the government, Please reblog and help spread the word and bring awareness to the current situation

The recap:

Korea’s current PM, Park Geun hye has proposed to make complete alterations to the nation-wide textbook, consiting of heavily biased views about past events in order to manipulate and warp both history and it’s citizens. The new textbook condemns the Korean independence movement as well as glazing over the dictatorship of her father, erasing the history of thousands who were abused over his dictatoship.

A group of protestors, consisting mainly of uni and young high school students has decided to gather at Gwanghwamun for a PEACEFUL PROTEST (met all regulations, has been reported/notified to the police PRIOR the protest) when all areas leading to the area was cut off by police.

They have since fired WATERCANNONS (WATCH VIDEO) laced with capsaicin/tear gas (X) and oil, blasting at random at protestors AS WELL as ambulances and other volunteers trying to give first aid. A man has been blased in the face and is in critical condition while many others are injured or currently are being brutally mishandled by police. The tear gas used by the government has been notified to consist dangerous levels of capsaicin and  465.75 LITRES has already been spent already in close proximity of the protestors in just few hours. (Korea is also undergoing the worst drought in 40 years. Yay) BUT MOST OF ALL, THE GOVERNMENT IS HEAVILY CENSORING ALL THIS. They have censored the most popular website naver.com, erased all of the news headlines and refused to broadcast the current situation in all national TV news channels. We have no way of communicating without the censorship of the Government without depending on SNS.

Please share and help us from being silenced by this dictatorship.

#Fucking_korea

(tag used by Koreans)  

#PrayforKorea

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

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@septicanimeinfection @bertyful @follow-the-reinbow @justabooklover

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[perissologist]

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[lord-palmerston]

you missed the best bit

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Netflix posted descriptive audio tracks on Daredevil FOUR DAYS after it was pointed out that a show about a visually impaired superhero wasn’t accessible to the visually impaired.

They’re posting descriptive audio tracks for four of their other shows in the coming weeks.

This is how you run a company.

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You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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I want a friend that will do this.. I’m the sad friend.

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I cry smile everytime i see this 

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@avonmex YOU ARE THE NICE FRIEND! I found you. Like Waldo but even cooler. MWahahahahaha

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@lilmissana you’d so do this, bro

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