nigey no-notes

i am nige. i make video games. i'm in my 30's so step off, children

[neopoints]

I can’t fucking open this jar of pickles I’m taking it to planet fitness to see someone stronger than me can

[neopoints]

[lord-palmerston]

hey guys what did i miss

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[lord-palmerston]

[ardellian]

[thebootydiaries]

male stand-up comedians: haha women be shopping! They be eating salad!

female stand-up comedians: haha hey look I’m a girl and I have sex! I’m crazyyy

me, 6 ft handsome man in the crowd: has anyone seen my foam cup? It fell out of my hand has anyone seen it? I want to recycle

[homomedia]

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

[halflifegifs]

[zsnes]

got that dick in the wind…. yeah baby!!!!!

[halflifegifs]

dont say that please thank you

[manyworldspress]

Graham J. Langridge, blueprints for commercial towing vehicle USCSS Nostromo. Included as a pullout in Alien Vault: The Definitive Story of the Making of the Film, by Ian Nathan (Voyageur Press, September 2011).

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[freegameplanet]

Infested is a funny NES styled pulp Sci-Fi horror adventure game with lots of ways to die as you attempt to escape an alien infested space ship.

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows & Mac)

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[welele]

Esa no te la esperabas.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Potion of Soft Your Sword

[excitementshewrote]

[mothcub]

[lunagames]

I feel the strong urge to kiss whoever wrote this.

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[gaycism]

[supposedlystacy]