Man I Love Flowers

[animentality]

[astercontrol]

absolutely enthralled by the idea that for turkeys, "investigate pretty shiny object" is a more innate instinct than "drink water to survive." Truly i may be a turkey at heart

[zjofierose]

i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

[nadas-dirthalen]

the hero of ferelden vs hawke dragon age

[blackbackedjackal]

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

[victusinveritas]

[dreg-heap]

"Nobody pays attention to a guy in a high-viz vest" adage untrue in exactly one situation

[tanadrin]

I wonder if vets are amused by asking cat owners to administer medications in increasingly improbable ways. “Give this cat eye drops five times a day.” Like. I will. Of course I will; I care about my cat. But this is going to be some fucking looney tunes shenanigans once she figures out what’s going on.

[pudulogy]

writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught

[applejongho]

[segamascott]

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[totally-a-wizard]

Does Urag go-Shug mean NOTHING to you people??

[1percentcharge]

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

[hungry-joe]

Yeah that tracks

[what-even-is-thiss]

Man you could just do stuff back then huh

[triplesuns]

Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted

[bananahomo]

[paranoiac1963]

"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

[vetchtibbles]

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

don't listen to op. name yourself golf.

[moghedien]

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

[moghedien]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is real.

Satire publication The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with help from Sandy Hook families

Families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims say the satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones’ Infow

They claim they’re gonna turn it into a platform that raises awareness about gun violence and gun control.

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