Man of Progress

Co-Inventor of Hextech. My partner is Viktor :) // ic: hvcklebury

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hey! This is a silly little Jayce rp, nothing here is serious :) feel free to ask me/tag me/whatever! Have fun.

Admin is 23, they/she

Blue text will be ooc -P

[badumtzzzzz]

Star shards drummer Jayce Talis

Ask me whatever :)

With @vitya-rxks

Nsfw content, 18+ blog

Admin is 24 they/them

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

My boyfriend keeps having crises when he finds out who some of my clients are.

[zauniterizzler]

I can help keep his mind off it if you want ;)

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Firstly, this post is about twelve days old.

Secondly, he’s already heard the worst now and moved on from it.

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Salo is definitely the worst of it.

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hello, I’m looking for.. pulls glasses down slightly Jayce Talis? Is that you?

- @lab-inspectir

Hello! Yes, that is me, what is the matter?

- Jayce Talis

[lab-inspectir]

Looking at your records of having control of this room, I’ve seen multiple incidents through the history of your laboratory. Fire, fire, an explosion, more fire.

Explain?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Ah, you see we work with very dangerous materials, it's bound to happen. I can assure you that we do everything in our power to keep the mishaps to a minimum! We also always wear safety equipment so no harm comes to anyone even in case of a fire or explosion.

- Jayce Talis

- Jayce Talis

[lab-inspectir]

I see.. Hm, alright then. I’ll just have a Quick Look around your laboratory and then I’ll be on my way.

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hah, is that really necessary? I'm sure you're a busy man, as are we. And it's all very confident..

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hello, I’m looking for.. pulls glasses down slightly Jayce Talis? Is that you?

- @lab-inspectir

Hello! Yes, that is me, what is the matter?

- Jayce Talis

[lab-inspectir]

Looking at your records of having control of this room, I’ve seen multiple incidents through the history of your laboratory. Fire, fire, an explosion, more fire.

Explain?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Ah, you see we work with very dangerous materials, it's bound to happen. I can assure you that we do everything in our power to keep the mishaps to a minimum! We also always wear safety equipment so no harm comes to anyone even in case of a fire or explosion.

- Jayce Talis

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hello, I’m looking for.. pulls glasses down slightly Jayce Talis? Is that you?

- @lab-inspectir

Hello! Yes, that is me, what is the matter?

- Jayce Talis

[emberflit-alley-herald]

glorious ovulation or whatever the hell you're on about

Yes, that is exactly it.

Good job.

[emberflit-alley-herald]

Jayce, do you even know what this is a reference to, or are you just all in on glorious ovulation?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

I don't

I assume it's a joke with something to do with the church that's obsessed with you but I just found the wording extremely funny. And imagining it in your voice made me laugh

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Not to be dramatic, but you're the biggest cutie patootie and I'd die for you:)

Please don't

I can give you a hug, though?

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

bite me 🥺

I only bite Miguel and Viktor, sorry 😔

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

let me take you to bed pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

I know my sleeping habits are bad but are they that bad for you to beg?

- Jayce Talis

[emberflit-alley-herald]

glorious ovulation or whatever the hell you're on about

Yes, that is exactly it.

Good job.

[thereal-jaycetalis]

*makes your big naturals twice as large*

This. This is the first thing I see when opening this app again. And now my tits are huge.

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Those look heavy. Mind if I hold them for you?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Of course not, you're always welcome to

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

I truly am the luckiest person in Piltover.

[thereal-jaycetalis]

No, that's me. :)

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Which one of us is dating both of the Men of Progress, hm?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hmh, fair point. But I'm dating the two most beautiful people in the whole universe.

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Ssstop...

[thereal-jaycetalis]

How can I stop when you look so cute flustered? :')

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

I don't know, but it might be a good idea to stop and change into a shirt that isn't clinging on for dear life.

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Aw, you don't like the view? 😔

(I don't think I have shirts big enough)

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

*makes your big naturals twice as large*

This. This is the first thing I see when opening this app again. And now my tits are huge.

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Those look heavy. Mind if I hold them for you?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Of course not, you're always welcome to

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

I truly am the luckiest person in Piltover.

[thereal-jaycetalis]

No, that's me. :)

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Which one of us is dating both of the Men of Progress, hm?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

Hmh, fair point. But I'm dating the two most beautiful people in the whole universe.

- Jayce Talis

[local-zaunite-cuisine]

Ssstop...

[thereal-jaycetalis]

How can I stop when you look so cute flustered? :')

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

god I need you

Need me? What can I do for you? :)

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

is the private invention a hex-strap?

No! That one is public and ready for preorder 🫡

- Jayce Talis

[thereal-jaycetalis]

mrrow! :3

- 🐱/ @the-c4t-tm

Awww hi little cat, meow to you too. :')

- Jayce Talis

[the-c4t-tm]

mew?

[thereal-jaycetalis]

*stretches hand out to let the cat sniff* meow :)

[emberflit-alley-herald]

your eyes are the color of cheese. can i eat them

Sometimes, I ask myself why I decided to make this blog. To meet people? To discuss my scientific research? To get a surprising amount of asks calling me hot?

Surely not,

And then I get asks like this and I realize that no matter what answer I give myself, it doesn't matter. Some insane bullshit is going to appear in my ask box, no matter how I present myself to the internet.

Isn't there something wonderful about that? That no mater what- Things will be fucking weird and confusing?

Maybe there is hope in the universe after all. Maybe even though the world is unkind and uncaring, we can make choices that will bring joy and love to one another, or we can say batshit insane things anonymously into the ask box of a man who is too old for this site but who is here anyway, against my better judgement.

What a fascinating world we live in.

Also, no. You can't.

[ambitious-arcanist]

[emberflit-alley-herald]

Yeah, they can't have them.

Dibs.