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@zauniterizzler
Broke hearts back in Noxus, ready to find my place in Piltover/Zaun... prepared for anything ;)
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OOC// All fun and stuff, tell me if I overstep because even though I will try to carefully stay with people's blog boundaries I may still mess up! Just let me know
OOC is 18, suggestive asks are Okie dokie artichoke but I'd rather no NSFW plz and thank you :)
I’m giving @onlyvika @tismrizzzandrifles the silent treatment because these two insufferable morons, decided to play around with my painting supplies and destroy them and try to blame it on a dog
And now I have to buy new ones
I can certainly occupy your time away from them, ma'am ;) don't gotta worry about being lonley tonight...
What the Fuck is a Rizzler 🤔 🤔 🤔You are not a Cop are you
I could help you discover exactly what I am if you'd like, pinky. And i'm not an enforcer, but if that uniform is what gets you going I'd indulge...
I could eat you all day ;)
If mfs don’t stop ripping my fucking arm off I’m going to lose my mind.
Hey girl 👋 #running
This fish is making me cackle
Don't think I'm leaving you out, pretty ;)
- @zauniterizzler
I'm pretty???
Of fucking course you are. 😤 I married you for Kindred’s sake!
Don’t make me come over there missy.
Please put on a show for me ladies...
Don't think I'm leaving you out, pretty ;)
- @zauniterizzler
I'm pretty???
So pretty, baby :)
Oooh Bunny. You have all these ladies wanting you to destroy them. But that's not what you want is it?
You want a hand around your throat just as badly don't you.
#subsevikasupremacy
I think I need to sit my ass down to answer this one please hold.
:( I can fuck you to friday if needed! Don't underestimate the power of the switch energy!!!
you should invest in sitting on my face
Get in line with the rest of the thirsty anons.
I know I’m hot as hell but damn. I dunno if I can keep up with all this demand. Can’t yall take care of shit yourself? I only got one good hand but I can still rub one out if I need to.
I hit that first, know your place anons 😏
...your married right? I'll have to send her a message next ;)
Hc that Capella is hypersexual
// she is, she’s not in a position to peruse anyone romantically because of her ‘sponsors’. But she is one lusty lady, given that the other person shows interest and is of the age of consent other than that she’s not very picky in general.
And I wondered why we got on so well 😏
Hey there smartly pants... You willing to help me out with a new invention? The idea is practically throbbing with future possibilities ;)
- @zauniterizzler
Of course! Although I’d have to set up a meeting with you to discuss such future projects.
The ideas just swell, pretty boy, soemthing I like to call a Hexstrap...
It's a very practical invention 😌
Is it? I’m excited to know how his invention will help the future of Piltover.
Well let's get on it! Ill draw you a little diagram yeah? You can help me out from there??
Hey there smartly pants... You willing to help me out with a new invention? The idea is practically throbbing with future possibilities ;)
- @zauniterizzler
Of course! Although I’d have to set up a meeting with you to discuss such future projects.
The ideas just swell, pretty boy, soemthing I like to call a Hexstrap...
It's a very practical invention 😌
Hey sweetheart, you free for me anytime soon? I've been craving you recently...
- @zauniterizzler
Hmm… I could make time in my schedule for a visit sugar…
I’m free this evening if you’d let me wine and dine you ;)
Wine and dine away, pretty lady ;)
Something troubling you recently professor? I'd love to help you destress...
- @zauniterizzler
Well, now that you mention it, I have been rather tense. Plus, I’ve been sneezing. It must be all this pollen. I could use a cup of tea.
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Or I could offer a massage if you prefer?
Ah, it has been brought to my attention that this may be an attempt to make a pass on me! I must say, while I appreciate your kindness, I’m certain this energy could be put to much better use if directed elsewhere!
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Well... I suppose the hexstrap industry does need some development in its creation 🤔
I'll hit jayce up... maybe Viktor? I'll see whose more agreeable
Don't worry though, I'll still have time for you ;)
Wonderful idea! I was not made aware that those two are working on a new invention. A ‘hex-strap’, you say? Fascinating. I must ask, what is its purpose? Perhaps it relates to weightlifting? Or is it a type of belt?
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Well, it's a... belt I suppose...
I'd be glad to give you a demonstration of its capabilities once it's done :)
Something troubling you recently professor? I'd love to help you destress...
- @zauniterizzler
Well, now that you mention it, I have been rather tense. Plus, I’ve been sneezing. It must be all this pollen. I could use a cup of tea.
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Or I could offer a massage if you prefer?
Ah, it has been brought to my attention that this may be an attempt to make a pass on me! I must say, while I appreciate your kindness, I’m certain this energy could be put to much better use if directed elsewhere!
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Well... I suppose the hexstrap industry does need some development in its creation 🤔
I'll hit jayce up... maybe Viktor? I'll see whose more agreeable
Don't worry though, I'll still have time for you ;)
Something troubling you recently professor? I'd love to help you destress...
- @zauniterizzler
Well, now that you mention it, I have been rather tense. Plus, I’ve been sneezing. It must be all this pollen. I could use a cup of tea.
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Or I could offer a massage if you prefer?
hi you're so hot can you tell me to kill myself
......are you okay?....hey powder, sil,help
Don't kill yourself your so hot bbg
hi skibiddi
I could skibiddi your sigma ;)
