Random Dialogue. Hypnotic Dick
Two 20′ish guys in an apartment having a discussion about life, while having beers
Male 1: Would you believe me if i say i have an Hypnotic Dick.
Male 2:..... What? Hypnotic Dick?
M1: Yeah Hypnotic Dick, a dick that would hypnotize you, and leave you dumbfounded.
M2: Yeah i can believe that, yeah But you? with an Hypnotic Dick? Nah
M1: Don’t i look like someone with and Hypnotic Dick?
male 2 look at his friend up and down
M2: Well not really, i can imagine an OK Dick and maybe, maaaaybe with luck, above average.
M1: well believe it or not, I have and Hypnotic Dick, or at least it Hypnotized one girl.
M2: Well dude if you want me to believe this fantasy of yours, give me some context, like how did it happened?
M1: Well this happened actually yesterday, Since you assholes were busy playing video games with out me...
M2: HEY! not my fault its not like i don't like RTS Games and Mobas.
M1: yes yes yes i get it. its ok, well since i dint went to play “MOBAS” with you guys, well as any semi depressed with a good job person would do i went to a Bar, and I wont make this long for you, I met a girl, we talked, we drink, we laughed and finally we dance,
Male 2 with a grin of disbelief in his face
M1: yes i know i don't dance, but heck i was bit drunk, nice drunk and well as you know as any good gentleman would do, i ask her back to my apartment, she gladly accepted and well you know kissing, expecting good things, just as we enter my apartment, we started taking our clothes off and in that simple second when u take ur shirt off and them comes down pants and boxers, well just stared at it.....
M2: like literally just stared at your dick?
M1: Yeah man she just stared at it for a while..I I I I I Kinda got a bit nervous and worried, i even asked her: Something wrong? , She dint even answered, she just stared at it....and she even tilted her head to the side.. at that moment i dint even think of covering my dick
Male 2 looks attentively to Male 1 as he talks and explains
M1:and i said do you wanna continue? and she just raised her hand and like shushing me, and and and I I I I was just taken back a moment there, and i kinda think my dick was like not hard anymore, i wasn't aroused i can tell you that, and I wont lie, she stared at it, like 8 or 10 min? and then she said, I’m done, she stood up and just wen away, with out a care she dint even look at me or kissed me or anything she just walked away....
M2: really? staring, wow I’m done, and she left? well I'm guessing 10 min is the longest you've been with a girl near you while being naked, so that deserves a toast
Male 2 chugs from his beer, while Male 1 covers his face with his hands, and drags his fingers across his eyes.
M1: like really man, like like I I I still cant believe it, she just stared at it, and like she wasn't drooling or anything, she dint look up or down, she just stared at it, and its not like I have a weird mole or something its pretty darn normal down there.
M2: Maybe that was it, maybe she seen some weird dick’s out there, she maybe just thought yours was like a thing of legend....
M1: Yeah maybe but... I I IIIII don't know. I’ve had other partners, and they were happy with it, but never i got a compliment or something out of it..... And now I’ve got this weird dreams
Males 2 eyes pop and stares at Male 1
M2: weird dreams? like what dude?
Male 1 Sighs and lowers his head
M1: Well its pretty straight forward, she just bangs on the door, I open the door and she rushes by sits down and just demands too see my dick.....and i stare all there all alone and next thing I know I’m naked and she is just staring at my dick, and the worse part, she is not even dressed sexy or is trying to alure me or to captivate me, she is just there sitting in this couch staring at me with hawk like eyes directly to my dick.... its mind wrecking at the very least.
M2: wait like in this couch our couch in our apartment.
Male 1 stares at his friend
M1: i never get why you always refer to my apartment as ours, i pay the rent i live alone here, I own the place.
M2: Yeah you take care of the boring stuff,I’m more the soul of the apartment with party's and getting her to accompany you for dinner so your not alone and depressed and sad....and kinda loser....
Male 1 look’s at male 2 with some like loss in his face he shakes his head and pats his friends back.
M1: yeah thank you just what i needed someone to steal my food and tell me i need him to not look like loser...... But seriously what do you think? do i need help or like talk it out with a psychologist of some kind?
M2: WOW WOW WOW, i think you already know the answer and well i do hate shrinks, I’m sure you know whats best to do.
M1: Well yeah i know whats best for me but i thought a friend like YOU could help find any type of answer....
So this Dialogue though not exactly like it was in my head, when i talked it out loud with myself playing the two Males, and thinking the reactions and voices they would have,
And its actually a first for me to do this, and well it was rather fun to do a Dialogue