The Lemon Lime Spritzer

Welcome to my twisted mind. Or you know just appreciate the view. Ask me anything

[teathattast]

You can’t hide from the truth

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Because temperature affects the way your taste buds percieve flavour!!

For example:

Coors Light is marketed as the tastiest light beer… so long as it’s nearly frozen, when you cant taste shit.

Bourbon (hard liqour in general) tastes radically different when chilled vs warm.

Ever had frozen whipped cream? Literally grab a can (reddiwhip), & pop a bunch into a cup, cover it, throw it in a freezer for a few hours. It’s suddenly ice cream. Sweet, frozen, totally different taste. Same product.

Water tastes different due to the minerals in it, what’s added… literally the purity of it. Adjusting how your tongue recieves these various flavours with temperature is super neat!!

Ever had LaCroix? Hint of lime becomes hint of hint of lime when chilled.

[teathattast]

[artudes]

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[kontrollsysteme]

when she says “ooo” I die

[spicy-season]

They aired this!!!

[okayysophia]

Jamaican Adam and Eve😂😂😂

[venusncapricorn]

Ah She 👈🏾🍎! Ah She 👈🏾🍎! Ah She 👈🏾🍎! 😂😂

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[shaolinbynature]

Da’Vonne Once Said….

[luntfontanne]

Black Sails 2.10 - “XVIII” // Margaret Atwood, “Lusus Naturae” in Stone Mattress: Nine Wicked Tales // Once Upon a Time 3.13 - “Witch Hunt” // thefactsofthematter // Taylor Swift, “I Did Something Bad” // Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) dir. Kenneth Branagh, screenplay by Steph Lady & Frank Darabont // “No Good Deed” from Wicked // William Shakespeare, Richard III (I.i.28-31) // easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[feedsfairy]

“And as a child I’ve been bullied for being darkskinned, so much to a point where I wanted to be lighter. And it took me a while to really embrace it. But when I did, I was able to stand in all this chocolate, unapologetically.” 

- Da’Vonne to Bayleigh & Kevin

[akimbohimbo]

some playlists i’ve curated

when you want to be slutty but catholicism has repressed your sexuality (okay YEAH half of it is hozier and sufjan stevens, is anyone surprised?)

i’m sad and i need to fucking cry because i’ve been repressing my emotions my entire life 

i’m so emotionally drained and i need a breath of fresh air. all about that healing, luv 

i’m dealing with a toxic breakup and BOY OH BOY do i need to process it

the perfect playlist to slow-dance to in an open, empty field

i don’t regret loving you, but wow do i ever fucking miss you. you are my musical leitmotif; everything reminds me of you… of us.

I’M SO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT 

summer fling turned sour (it’s entirely in french, though)

i miss you and i promise i won’t ever forget you. (basically if shakespeare’s sonnet no. 55 was ever made into a playlist)

feelin’ absolutely BUCK-WILD tonight! the sun is gone, it’s pitch black, and all i want to do is scream in exhilaration! wow, i’m really feeling that night-time rush. is this how teens in movies feel?

a comprehensive wlw playlist featuring soft, yearning emotions, to anger, to sadness… truly an entire spectrum

Bad Bitch Bangerz

i’m gay and i’m in love with my roommate, but he’s sending me mixed signals and i don’t know what to do (truly any mlm who’s loved a confusing boy will be able to relate to it)

imagine how things could have been if we were still together and i didn’t run away

bitch, i’m a CRAB

things are changing and i’m alright with that

is it simply that the stresses and strains of a long-distance relationship are taking their toll?

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!

stuck in a painting 

they’re best listened to in order since i’m a nerd and i like it when my playlists make sense, sonically and in terms of narrative. also every image in my spotify were all taken by me! (yes, i have rainbow finger hands,,,,,,) 

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

[odinsblog]

[papa-mint]

Ain’t no justice it’s just us✊

[wwprice1]

😂😂😂

[victorious]

[spacevixenmusic]

fucking WASTED

[themightyglamazon]

In retrospect ….. grunge crush

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

[imfemalewarrior]

Society tries to police how Women behave and present ourselves by mocking us, belittling us, shaming us, or asking us what people will think of us. 

“What will your boyfriend/future husband/potential friends/employer/mother/grandmother/father/grandfather think?”

A very powerful way to reject this policing of us is to say we don’t care what people think, especially since that is often the way we are policed. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK