Dinky

Won't You Take Me To Dinky Town Won't You Take Me To Dinky Town Won't You Take Me To Dinky Town Won't You Take Me To Dinky Town Won't You Take Me To Dinky Town

[therealdinky]

With October rolling around I just wanted to let youse all know dis blog’ll be jumpscare free. I’m saving ‘ems for in-person.

[therealmickeymouse-archive42069]

[therealmickeymouse-archive42069]

[bendobenderbendy]

sorry mr mouse! i dont know how to spell!

[therealmickeymouse-archive42069]

thats okay bemdy i forgive you for i also do not knwo how to spell

[therealfelixthecat]

Moods!

[therealdinky]

The joke is that it’s “i see you pee” it’s funny because it’s weird. Youse’d tell if youse weren’t a bunch of illiterate fucks.

[astraldemise]

do you have any plans on playing the uuuhhh..... kfc dating sim coming out soon? and yes... kfc as in the fried chicken place

excuse me ?

[astraldemise]

nevermind i cant actually bring myself to google this i cant have “kfc dating sim” in my search history i cant

[astraldemise]

[therealfelixthecat]

Felix begins gaming on his "nintendo swick"

[therealoswaldtherabbit]

Felix Felix Felix that’s a Pray Slaytion

[therealfelixthecat]

Oswald I Am Playing Formnight Like The Hip Young Cool Kids!

*Felix starts mashing buttons in the starting menu*

[therealoswaldtherabbit]

All save data has been deleted. Have a nice day.

[therealfelixthecat]

Oh Good New Game Plus!!!! Grab Your Controllers Everybody!! @spinelthefun

[spinelthefun]

Heck yeah!! Let’s play!!

[therealfelixthecat]

Oh Yeah Babbey!!! Felix starts the game and starts walking his character spongebob off a ledge repeatedly

Huh!!!! I Need To Level Up!!! My Gamer Skills!

[spinelthefun]

Have you tried control alt delete!!!

[therealfelixthecat]

Oh! The Kojima Code!!!

[spinelthefun]

Yeah!!! Try that!! I heard it unlocks the Luigi!!

[therealfelixthecat]

Loop Crate Here I Come!!!!!!!!

Felix gets stuck behind a rock while Spinel’s character Chills Out

[spinelthefun]

Uh Felix, you look sorta stuck! Get anything good from the loop crate that can help?? Maybe a sense of pride and accomplishment?? We need to progress to defeat the Bethesda!!

[therealfelixthecat]

Think We Need To Switch Over To Disc 2 To Keep Progressing!!!

[spinelthefun]

Probably yeah!! How could they put an entire game on disc??

[therealfelixthecat]

I Know I Couldn't!!!

[therealdinky]

Youse Controller Two Tubes A Toothpaste Tied To A TV Remote. Howse’At Even Working

[therealdinky]

Some elementary school in the middle of nowhere Midwest America asked me to come out and play some games with the kids

[therealdinky]

Accidentally exploded a dodgeball against a kids skull. He’s alright though.

[therealdinky]

Some elementary school in the middle of nowhere Midwest America asked me to come out and play some games with the kids

[magz-archive]

I’m just gonna make my own post here:

References for real american native names for writing and art, as many of the ones on main stream baby naming sites are made up or stereotypes -

native-languages.org: (North) American Native / central american native / south american native / carribean and west indies native / fake racist names to avoid

The context is important as well and there’s things you need to know:

red-face.us: common native american racism and stereotypes to avoid

native american authors and artists: top 10 list, lgbt and two-spirit native authors, native artists

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if there’s more info you want to add as a native person, please do, I have limited information as an sort-of-assimilated central american and west indies native mestizo

[magz-archive]

on that note, if you want to support another black native mestizo artist: here’s my patreon + my website

good luck, everyone, with your art and writing : )

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

Die.

[mettic]

This looks like a super move in a fighting game

[therealdinky]

At The Korean DMZ

Digging Up All The Landmines For Personal Use.

[therealdinky]

Goodnight Dinky Town

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Yeow~

Remember To Go To Your Abode.

Make Sure You Leave Out Your Sleepy Time Toad

For If You Forget

My Enforcers’ll Give Youse The Stick

And Surely We Don’t Want That

(We Don’t Want That)

Remember To Leave Out Your Dinkaroons

‘Fore I Turn Your Clothes To Balloons

My Boys Need Treasure To Plunder

Don’t Let Stinginess Be Your Final Blunder

And Surely We Don’t Want That

(We Don’t Want That)

And When The Sun Comes

(When The Sun Comes)

Remember To Let Your Refrigerators Run

(Let Your Refrigerators Run)

Because

(Because)

((Because))

Because~

I Ain’t Paying For No Air Conditioning Units

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Yeow~

[therealdinky]

iPhone 4

I Was Recently Convinced To Purchase An iPhone. The Fourth Specifically, Ignoring Subtypes.

Apparently It Has Been Outdated For Almost A Decade.

I Tried To Download A Game But Apple Forcibly Installed A Software Update That Makes My Phone Drain From 100% To 0% In Mere Moments.

This Is Apparently Legal.

You Can’t Force Someone To Sign A Contract That Enables You To Decimate The Product You Just Sold, But You Can Heavily Pressure Them Into It And Limit The Alternatives. The People In Charge Of Limiting Your Power Have No Incentive To Except Re-election (which you can actively manipulate if you control information), As A Matter Of Fact They Benefit From Actively Not Doing Their Job.

Why Do I Say All Of This? Well Lets Just Say It’s One Of The Fundamental Aspects Of The Dinkstitution

[therealfelixthecat]

Huh! Could Have Sworn We Supposed To Cartoons!!!! That All Just Seems Evil! Huh?!

[therealdinky]

Evil Is Subjective Felix Feline, Much Like How Some Prefer Their Steaks Well-Done.

Unless You’re Talking About Me, I’m Objectively Not Evil.

[therealdinky]

iPhone 4

I Was Recently Convinced To Purchase An iPhone. The Fourth Specifically, Ignoring Subtypes.

Apparently It Has Been Outdated For Almost A Decade.

I Tried To Download A Game But Apple Forcibly Installed A Software Update That Makes My Phone Drain From 100% To 0% In Mere Moments.

This Is Apparently Legal.

You Can’t Force Someone To Sign A Contract That Enables You To Decimate The Product You Just Sold, But You Can Heavily Pressure Them Into It And Limit The Alternatives. The People In Charge Of Limiting Your Power Have No Incentive To Except Re-election (which you can actively manipulate if you control information), As A Matter Of Fact They Benefit From Actively Not Doing Their Job.

Why Do I Say All Of This? Well Lets Just Say It’s One Of The Fundamental Aspects Of The Dinkstitution

[therealdinky]

September 4th, 2019’s Updates

As Of Right Now The Dinky Town To Dinkyville Transportation System Is Out Of Commission Due To An Unspecified Accident Involving Ink Remover Lifted From Where The Dip From “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988) Was Stored.

Johnny Test Fell Down A Flight Of Stairs, Unfortunately Douglas Returned To Save Him.

The Cast Of Camp Lazlo Have Been Detained On Suspicion Of Dinkaroon Counterfeiting.

I Have Lifted The Ban On Tubas. However Those Found In Possession Of Nail Polish Remover And A Tuba Will Be Fined. (Based Upon The 1997 Tuba Incident In Dinkyville Regarding “The Slam Cats” Dispute With Other Forgotten Cartoon “Sallary’s Galleries”).

I Have Come Into Possession Of The Physical Reel Of A Spiderman. However It Appears To Be A Bootleg.

[therealdinky]

With The New Faces Showing Up

I Don’t Have No Issues ‘Cept With Ricky Rat. But Well, That’s A Story For Another Time. Anyway, The Current Dinkyville Updates?

The Dinkaroon Conversion Rate Being 5,000+ To 1 USD Is A Myth. As You Surely Know Five Thousand Is Perfectly Capable Of Buying You Plenty Of Cookie Dough, Which If Converted To Molossia Currency, Is Worth Several Undefined USDs

Johnny Test Is Perfectly Safe And Sound Unfortunately.

His Dog Dougie Left So I’ve ‘Temporarily Supplanted’ Him With Another Doog Dog. This One’s Named Doorful I Think. Or Maybe Rugal. Had A Pop Culture Referencing Hare With ‘Im But That’s Been Sorted.

While Disney And Sony Been Bickering Over Spiderman I Got Myself My Own Spider. It’s Apparently Not Sapient Or A Man And Called A Costa Rican Zebra Knee Tarantula.

[therealfelixthecat]

D-Doucas?!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He’s Only A Boy!!!!!!!!! And A Dog!!!!!!!!! And A Sheep!!!!!!

[therealdinky]

Footrest Duty Is A Noble Aspiration And Far Beyond What Dudley Got. Well Now That I Think On It I Imagine Being A Footrest Is Actually Pretty Similar To Scurvy In Terms Of Desirability

Wouldn’t Know.

What I Do Know Is That Johnny Test And His Affiliates Are Not Covered Under The Dinkstitution. Nor The Bill Of Rights. That One Doesn’t Need Any Syllabic Manipulations As Bill Is Like... Well You Probably Get It.

[therealdinky]

With The New Faces Showing Up

I Don’t Have No Issues ‘Cept With Ricky Rat. But Well, That’s A Story For Another Time. Anyway, The Current Dinkyville Updates?

The Dinkaroon Conversion Rate Being 5,000+ To 1 USD Is A Myth. As You Surely Know Five Thousand Is Perfectly Capable Of Buying You Plenty Of Cookie Dough, Which If Converted To Molossia Currency, Is Worth Several Undefined USDs

Johnny Test Is Perfectly Safe And Sound Unfortunately.

His Dog Dougie Left So I’ve ‘Temporarily Supplanted’ Him With Another Doog Dog. This One’s Named Doorful I Think. Or Maybe Rugal. Had A Pop Culture Referencing Hare With ‘Im But That’s Been Sorted.

While Disney And Sony Been Bickering Over Spiderman I Got Myself My Own Spider. It’s Apparently Not Sapient Or A Man And Called A Costa Rican Zebra Knee Tarantula.

[therealoswaldtherabbit]

Felix

It’s pride month @therealfelixthecat

[therealfelixthecat]

I’m Feeling Pride Babbey! I’m Feeling Wrath Babbey!!! I’m Feeling Gluttony Babbey!!!!!!!

Gonna Hop In My Down With Cis Bus And Beat People Down To Steal Their Chicken Parm!!!!

[therealoswaldtherabbit]

I Alright???

[therealfelixthecat]

Better Be It’s Gay Crime Time!

No Cops At Pride Just My Meaty Paws!!!!

[therealdinky]

Nothing Wrong With A Police State

[therealdinky]

@therealoswaldtherabbit