jelf Is Now Another Year Older

we appreciate jelf

[therealjelfists]

if you cause discourse for fun jelf the elf doesnt accept you -regina george

[therealjelfists]

huhuhu

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[therealjelfists]

jelf the elf and dave fuckin strider share a birthday

-mod regina george

[therealjelfists]

jelfs birthday is TOMMOROW

-mod regina george

[ghostandpals]

fun fact about moi: back when i was around 13/14 years old my friends and i had this inside joke that one day i’d probably become a cult leader. this was just because i had a dark sense of humor and joked about sacrificing shit to god a lot, but

fast forward 4-5 years

looks @ half my fanbase

it actually did happen

[therealjelfists]

im a rhythm game expert

-regina george

[therealjelfists]

Quick PSA from Jelf

Also-https://resistbot.io/ it’s free and you can do the bot on facebook messenger if you don’t have service. Mod Rin ~i forgot my name since i never use this blog gfgfdgfd

[therealjelfists]

Perfect for all of the moments when you feel that someone needs jelf -Mod Velma

[therealjelfists]

-Mod Velma

[therealjelfists]

HEY GUYS WELCOME TO GAME THEORY TODAYS THEORY IS ABOUT HOW THE CANDLE QUEEN IS ALICE ANGEL They are both all rubberhose like?? They are both designed to look all nice and shit but no bitch???? THAT’S IT WE CRACKED THE CODE GUYS CANDLE QUEEN IS ALICE ANGEL BUT HEY THAT’S JUST A THEORY!!!! A GAME THEORY!! THANKS FOR WATCHING

[absolute-farciminibus-deactivat]

This can’t be a game theory thumbnail, the text and pictures aren’t at stupid angles

[taffy-glitch]

Also your theory is incredibly inaccurate to how GT actually is; you’re not reaching far enough into random mythology, science, and tiny game details.

[therealjelfists]

Oh my god?? 

[therealjelfists]

HEY GUYS WELCOME TO GAME THEORY TODAYS THEORY IS ABOUT HOW THE CANDLE QUEEN IS ALICE ANGEL They are both all rubberhose like?? They are both designed to look all nice and shit but no bitch???? THAT’S IT WE CRACKED THE CODE GUYS CANDLE QUEEN IS ALICE ANGEL BUT HEY THAT’S JUST A THEORY!!!! A GAME THEORY!! THANKS FOR WATCHING

[therealjelfists]

owo what's this?

UwU it’s jewf the elf Mod Velma

[therealjelfists]

The original caption was going to be “a lazy sailor jelf edit” but I spent way too much time on this -Mod Velma

[therealjelfists]

o k

owo

[therealjelfists]

it is I,,, the hecking sin bin

Oh my 

[therealjelfists]

Blame the person who sent the jelf x minion ask -Mod Velma

[therealjelfists]

Jelf x minions

I will grant your wish if you grant mine

Which is swiftly ending my life

-Mod Velma