Jetta Kreider

[fallingforautumnblog]

[girlinthepark]

Yossy Arefi. 

[carlytheprepster]

Santa’s workshop tonight 🎄🎅🏻❤️ Baking and decorating cookies for friends… and generous sampling for us.

[eyelet-and-gingham-deactivated2]

[coral]

[backdoorteenmom]

[morefunthanb4]

[thetexanbelle]

@me when I worked at target

[jovan]

[followmehome-deactivated2014070]

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

[toddisawarlock]

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

[mtrench]

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

[saintsinner-asstral]

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

[alwayssomewherebound]

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

[vis-aa]

[4-n-g-l-e-s]

x

[phimugv]

[style-and-stuffs]

[neekaisweird]

[therealjettakreider]

of shit.

[arxain]

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[fonzworthcutlass]

Everybody knows that one person that’s always lying on what they own

I found him lmao

[brimalandro]

bless him

[lezly-odair-deactivated20180124]

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

[postalofficepunk-deactivated201]

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

[mudiknives-deactivated20240615]

this is how I wanna think god would actually be.

[m-irlanda]

This comic is atheist approved in the area of cuteness