Jimmy Condom, WISN Anchor

Official Tumblr blog for Jimmy Condom, News Anchor for WISN TV News. Coverage includes the Milwaukee City and Milwaukee County Areas. ——————— (To clarify: this is a roleplay blog! What I say here as the “Jimmy Condom” character does not reflect anything about the real WISNTVNews organization or their publicized content. Any and all posts pertaining to real-life people, such as James Corden, refers to fictional versions of these individuals created for entertainment purposes, and is not meant to be libelous in any way.)

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: I am in #TomodachiLifeLivingtheDream!

#tomodachilife #mii #nintendo #nintendogame #videogame #tomodachilifegame #gaming #thecroakerverse

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: I am #back in #Milwaukee. Normal #newsupdates will return. #imnevereatingcornagain #imgoingtopretendthisneverhappened #jamestrip

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: I’m at the #motel #again. Not looking #forward to getting my #Subaru #de-corned. #jamestrip #carthings

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: The #fields are #burning. #safe

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: I THINK I AM GOING TO BE #CRUCIFIED!

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: I have given the children the #slip and am now #hiding in a #warehouse. What in the #world is happening in this town? #fear #scared #jameswhy

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

UPDATE: There is not much #here to #defendmyselfwith. There is a small #lighter and a #pocketknife but that’s #it. #imreallyscared

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: I have given the children the #slip and am now #hiding in a #warehouse. What in the #world is happening in this town? #fear #scared #jameswhy

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: I AM BEING CHASED DOWN BY #CHILDREN WITH #SICKLES

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: Children are

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: There is no one at the #frontdesk of the #bedandbreakfast. The #doorframe is also #broken. There is #corn everywhere. Is #James really here? #suspicious #investigating #jamestrip

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

UPDATE: James isn’t here. I’m going to the #precinct and then I’m #leaving. #crushed #jamestrip

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: There is no one at the #frontdesk of the #bedandbreakfast. The #doorframe is also #broken. There is #corn everywhere. Is #James really here? #suspicious #investigating #jamestrip

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: The streets seem…oddly #empty. Too empty. Perhaps they are all at #home? There are only 900 or so #people #living here. Hopefully there are #officers at the local #precinct at this hour! #Jamessaidhedbeatabedandbreakfastacrosstown #imheadingtherenext #jamestrip

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: I have #decided that, after I #seeJames, I am going to make a #inquiry with the #town’s #police!

If the town’s #sign is to be believed, things should go #smoothly! I can only #hope as much. #stillunsettled #gatlinnebraska #jamestrip

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: I #hitsomething. #sinkingfeeling

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

UPDATE: Oh no. It’s. But. It’s. What? #concerning

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

THIS JUST IN: I #hitsomething. #sinkingfeeling

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: While I was trying to listen to #WeStayByJamiePaige on my #way to #seeJames, my #phonedata stopped #working! I must not have #downloadedit to my #applemusicaccount. Too bad! I’ll have to #listen to #somethingelse. Maybe #CONNECT:COMMUNE? #music #vocaloid #jamiep #jamestrip #jamescorden #flavorfoley #ihaventseenanothercarforawhile

[therealjimmycondommilwaukee]

BREAKING NEWS: I have #Arrived in #Nebraska! I am at a #motel. Here are some #pictures!

I plan to stay #anothernighthere and keep going #tomorrow! James can #waitfor me. If he wants #closure, it will be on #myterms. #motelpictures #travel #traveling #roadtrip #jamestrip #jamescorden