The Greatest King

I hate Kirby and the Rainbow Curse

[therealkingdedede]

I'm the greatest king around

Ain’t nobody better then me

Especially not Kirby and that there rainbow curse

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

I hate King Dedede man omfg

[waddle-doo-offical]

I'm sure he hates you to

[therealkingdedede]

I do

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

King Dedede is a whorey sassy sex lacking penis munching bitchy stripper

[therealkingdedede]

I don’t even know how to respond to this

[therealkingdedede]

I’m back bitchessssss

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

KING DEDEDE PLEASE SHUT UP OMFG

[therealkingdedede]

Guess who’s back

[therealkingdedede]

What do you need, King Dedede?

To stop being possessed every five minutes

[therealkingdedede]

Sire how many more times are you gonna get possessed, you get possessed every month- @waddle-doo-offical

I’m sure that this is the last time. Your king shall never be possessed again

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

King Dedede smells like shit

[waddle-doo-offical]

And you smell like mold

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

No I smell fucking wonderful

[therealkingdedede]

Nahh you smell like mold

[therealkingdedede]

Hey remember that this blog exists

I might of been a tad bit possessed for awhile but that’s all in the past in now your mighty king is back and even more amazing and awesome

[therealkingdedede]

i’m sure he had a great time hanging out with you, your grace! Anyone would be honored to spend time with you. Why do you seem so focused on impressing him?

Thank you my loyal subjects and I’m not focused on impressing met-anyone that is a crazy idea to even suggest

[therealkingdedede]

Sorry guys got possessed I’m back now though

[therealkingdedede]

Sire are you gay? Cause I've seen you with metta knight alot -@Waddle-doo-offical

Nonsense I have no romantic interest in anyone let alone my sworn partner meta. You subjects gossip to much.

….

Did..Umm..did meta knight seem to be haven a good time. You know hanging out. I mean I definitely don’t care. I just need to know it for political reasons..Ya politics. don’t worry about it

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

It's my fucking birthday so Im gonna play Mario Party fucking 6 on the GameCube

[therealkingdedede]

Happy belated birthday to my sworn enemy :D

[therealkingdedede]

*Pulls up in limo* Get in. We’re going shopping.

*get’s in* we better stop for food on the way

[therealkingdedede]

nobody better get any ideas today involving knives

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

I have gotten the confirmation from the king to be able to attack you. BEAM ATTACK

-@Waddle-doo-offical

Notice how I dont need confirmation to attack King dedede and I just do it whenever I want? That's because Im simply better then that Skanky slutty hoe whore

[therealkingdedede]

At least I have fans~

[kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse]

King Dedede should die in

[therealkingdedede]

I’m gonna need a Kirby to clobbah that there monster