Blue

🌈22, NY

[redlipstickresurrected]

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[tempestpaige]

my latest hobby is watching youtube videos on the history of defunct/closed disney theme park rides, and its funny how most of them start off like “in the mid to late 90s, former disney CEO michael eisner had too much money and a very bad idea”

[shaniatween]

[your-butthole]

i am sobbing

[aubr]

I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day

[amare-habeo]

[thunderstruck9]

Josef Scharl (German/American, 1896-1954), Klippen bei Truro (Cape Cod) [Cliffs at Truro (Cape Cod)], 1950. Oil on canvas, 40.5 x 56 cm.

via amare-habeo

[stefani-germanotta]

It’s perfectly harmless…when it’s dry. HOLES (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[luisonte]

[thighetician]

Australian Jumanji

[diquedavian]

never tell a pothead no 😭🙌🏽🍃

[7mangoes]

lmfaoooooOOOO

[te-amo-corazon]

she is me 😭

[dansamakeherdance]

This is smart as fuck

[sexwitsockson]

it’s not tho actually

[imsoshive]

Crackhead maneuvers

[glumshoe]

Pillow 1: beneath my head

Pillow 2: between my knees

Pillow 3: the huggin’ pillow

Pillow 4: against my back to anchor me to this plane of reality

[glumshoe]

pillows 5-8 do not have formalized roles but are able to arrange themselves into a nest as needed

[theshitneyspears]

who would win in a fight

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Dismissing Romeo and Juliet as dumb horny teens is OUT, crying because every attempt these children made to show love, kindness and tolerance in the face of senseless hate only led to more violence and death is IN

[moriarty]

queer eye (2018) is extremely wholesome

[newtgeiszler]

gays be like that

[zagreus]

[therealkphinz]

Top of the charts back in they hearts

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[fancybroom]

You guys are never gonna guess what I found again in North Carolina

Him….

[cryptid-sighting]

I had a dream about this jug the other night and I believe it summoned this post back to me