One Time One Of My Friends Shit His Pants On A Bet

Personal blog. Anything and everything. Check out TraitortotheEmpire for my Star Wars themed blog.

[stability]

[victorious]

[bang]

[thefandomdropout]

I hate everyone right now

[jehovahhthickness]

@mindlesshumor

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[hacker voice] I’m in

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[fuks]

When you leave dad at home alone with the kids #fail #getit #omg #lol #failvine #vinefail #hahaha #wow #insane #omfg

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[thereallyrealz]

Get owned children

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[only1600kids]

Michael J. Fox wearing first pair of power-lacing Nike Air Mags releasing Spring 2016

[thereallyrealz]

Retailing for only 100,000 dollars!

[only1600kids]

when you act impulsively and do something really stupid

[sunglasseshorse]

falling asleep on someone’s chest

wrapping your arms around each other

synching heartbeats and breathing slowly

falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear

forehead kissies and murmured affections

naps

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MONSTER TRUCKS

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“what do you do during the holidays?”

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Happy New Year, Tumblr. [x]

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do you ever lay in bed at 5am unable to sleep and wonder what would happen if you switched the theme songs from parks and rec and the office

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this is all i need in life

[thereallyrealz]

IT FITS SO GOOD

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Best. Vine. In. Existance.

[thereallyrealz]

Fear The Walking Dead

Travis: There’s no bodies, they couldn’t just get up and walk away.

The Walking Dead Fans: *Looks at the camera like you're on The Office*