i wish i lived in the brooklyn nine nine universe

[accras]

Senegalese musician Sallilou on the Cas Cas, also known as Kashaka, is an instrument made by connecting two small, bean-filled gourds with a string. [x]

[d1lftaro]

New IT OC: Pennywise’s thot cousin THAT

[eddie--tozier-blog]

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I WAS CRYING

[harpyhormones]

also so damn many of you are absolutely fucking convinced that while musk is evil and malicious, hes a also actually a genius like look.... these do not have to go together

sometimes, often times, people in positions of vast wealth and power are complete, absolute fucking idiots

musk has decided that he likes the image of the genius scientist

but he is not responsible for the labors of his engineers

this is a man who tried to sell us all on the idea of the hyperloop, despite it being pointed out over and over and over by expert after expert after expert that it was completely and totally 100% unfeasible as a transit system because its carrying capacity is vastly too low for the size of the infrastructure commitment and its ridiculous cost

this is a man who greenlit sending a car into space without even sanitizing it first, which is standard practice for space programs around the world to avoid the potential of destroying undiscovered microorganism ecosystems on other celestial bodies

this is a man who got himself investigated by the fucking SEC because he tried to manipulate his own damn stock prices for the sake of a fucking weed joke

this is a man in his weird super long mid life crisis calling himself a fucking "meme necromancer" to try to be a cool kid

the man is a fucking idiot. buying himself the title of "chief engineer" does not magically grant him engineering ability or knowledge

buying a company with daddys blood money does not make him a competent or savvy CEO

tesla is a nightmare company for potential investors

the man is an absolute fucking idiot and its wild to see so many of you fall for his cheap aggrandizement

[roach-works]

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.

[theseancequeen]

My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”

[burnedbymarshmallow]

Really want to see this

[johanirae]

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

[patrickat]

Gee, I wonder what in the world happened just prior to 1945 that would have led to this conclusion.

[iguanamouth]

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

[lostflamefox]

i can’t wait for my skeleton to hatch

[61peepsonaroad]

Me too that would be so cool

[liberal-memes]

[a-book-of-creatures]

This format will never get old

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[procrastination202]

Monreal steak spice really should be a part of this conversation

[ciderandsawdust]

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

[h-o-r-n-g-r-y]

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

[the-tricksters-neophyte]

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Here’s how to make a Swedish fire log for those who are curious

and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.

[tanklawrence-deactivated2023051]

How cool is this

[happifying-things]

um, excuse me

[swarnpert]

love those little tomatoes that you keep your sewing pins in. why did they make them tomatoes?? we'll never know

[thunderscreech-deactivated20200]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Every time I hear news on Joe Biden I remember this headline

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[brokebooklover]

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

[bralnwashingquirk]

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

[worthyironman]

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

[prismatic-bell]

I went to a Hozier concert where he sent his manager out afterward to apologize to fans waiting to meet him. She was like “he’s not feeling great and he’s got a migraine and he’s really sorry” and everyone was like TELL HIM TO GET SOME SLEEP and like, sent her back inside with three dozen Zennial/Gen Z lesbians (okay and a couple of Millennials, I wasn’t the only one) giving her migraine tips to pass on.

The kids are getting back to the idea that we’re a community and should take care of each other, and I really love that.

[whatamidoingqueer]

wow i didn’t even realize this. like just last night, bernie sanders was holding a rally and sounded tired and a little hoarse. almost every comment was a variation of “donate so bernie can take a nap and have some water.”

i love that we’ve started romanticizing taking care of ourselves instead of hurting ourselves.