I Ate A Fridge Once

Raph Interactive Rp Blog § Better hide your pillows, I will eat them § I... 'm back. § n I have a boyfriend! //this blog is for the Fractured Family AU uwu//

[fanged-mlm]

Rock n roll mcdonalds was made for panicked lgbt only

[p1n1ng]

boyfriends who share one braincell are valid

[fanged-mlm]

*hands you a worm on a string* I love u

[forbiddnsky]

yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass

[raphie-doodle]

H

'm back, sorry it took awhile for me t' get back on here

[raphie-doodle]

Plans change, Raphael.

....I dunno what that means...

[raphie-doodle]

"He's at the lair"? Are you so sure about that?

I... I’m not so sure after ya sent this..

[raphie-doodle]

Wheres leo?

He’s at the lair..

[raphie-doodle]

Son, are you okay?

Mmm... just peachy.

[raphie-doodle]

Hi wheres leo?

Ey. Leo's at home n' Gettin' taken care of by Donnie. He's... safe. For the most part..

[raphie-doodle]

'Breaking News: Live Report'

'This is being broadcasted across all channels. We've hit a breakthrough with the police's tactic of swatting suspicious homes. The creature has been found and detained, and is being transported to police headquarters. They've told us it took eight tranquilizers and a tazer to detain the creature properly. We were unable to get a lot of footage of the beast as it was already being loaded into the detention vehicle when our camera crew arrived on the scene. But from what they had told us they had seen, it was "unconscious, very muscular, and covered in stitches, scars and bruises." They can confirm that this is the same creature from the Empire State Accident as the chief states:'

"The damn thing's shell was all torn up. it looked like it's healed a bit, but that thing still has the huge gap in the middle of it's shell or whatever it is that I remember from that night."

'The researchers in charge of testing this strange specimen will still have a DNA check test just to be sure. But other than that, what will become of this beast is classified and not to be released to the public until further notice. That's all for this report, thank you for tuning in-'

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[raphie-doodle]

Hey Raph, how’s the leadering been for ya?

It,,, hasn't been goin' at all right now. The only thing 'm leadin' recently is food into my mouth hahah,,,

[imtooaromanticforthis]

Incoming! 🏆it’s the lovable and kind person reward!🏆 this means someone thinks you’re very lovable and kind! Give this reward to six people you think deserve it! If you break the chain, nothing happens, don’t worry!

Thank you! @bumble-bitch-sanders @datfearlessfangirl @that-smol-tired-gay @yellow-red-food-reborn @bleepblopbloop56 @ihateitwhenyourejustvague

[foolblue]

kajskajskska gosh thankie kiddo!!

@dodos-in-damnation @repetitive-tautology @sortablue @dewdrop828 @spaladoon @murkat @silvahhauntah

[dewdrop828]

@sparrowofsong @ya-know-val @dodos-in-damnation @katie-the-noble-fangirl @bluethehamildork

[sylvevee-deactivated20230114]

Thank you!

@wolfbane37 @raphadooodle @bootyyyyshaker9000 @neonleon-thechampion @cowabungamiguel @hippno-therapy @inomu @wuilll @warriorprincess666 @genius-shelly @katie-the-noble-fangirl @raphie-doodle @babey-bluey

[raphie-doodle]

Thanks mum! 💖💖

@pancakesmoocher9000 @raphfucker9000 @babey-bluey @turtletangerine @don-tron9000 @caseycostco

[rbhvleo]

[raphie-doodle]

Wow his nose broke really fuckin’ easily.

[alansfanblog]

What?? Whose?? What happened???

[raphie-doodle]

Oh shit, this sent?? Thought I put it in drafts.

Nothing happened forget you saw this.

[turtletangerine]

RAPH WHAT? Are,,,are you guys okay? ?

[raphie-doodle]

Yeah bro we’re fine, m just on a walk. Nothin’ happened.

[turtletangerine]

Are,,,are you sure? You can tell me if anything’s wrong, dude..

[raphie-doodle]

Mmmmmhm.

[raphie-doodle]

Wow his nose broke really fuckin’ easily.

[alansfanblog]

What?? Whose?? What happened???

[raphie-doodle]

Oh shit, this sent?? Thought I put it in drafts.

Nothing happened forget you saw this.

[alansfanblog]

No no no, whose nose did you break and why?? Are you alright? You’re in no condition to be getting into fights, kiddo.

[raphie-doodle]

Mmnn