Morgan.

Sexiest Podcast Character — Round 8|Ζ (Final Round)

Who is sexier?

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)

Dr. Carlos "the Scientist" Dave Robles

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

EDIT: Carlos the Scientist is from Welcome to Night Vale.

With 55% of an incredible 14,319 votes, Carlos the Scientist has been deemed the Sexiest Fictional Podcast Character.

kronoose

Also Shout out to my fellow Carlos lovers who voted Glenn anyways

Wtnv was my first podcast and remains amongst my favourites

radisyn

Cheers to us for fighting so valiantly! It is incredible we got so far and I am ridiculously proud of us for our passion and drive and glennergy. A fight well fought indeed, old chaps! 🍻🥂 cheers to fighting for your sexy blorbo - and making some rad pals along the way 🥳 Glenn cannot be defeated in any way that matters and that doesn't somehow make him sexier 😎🎸🤘

#hell yes #congrats carlos

He wins in our hearts and that's what really matters 🤘🔥❤️

Sexiest Podcast Character — Round 8|Ζ (Final Round)

Who is sexier?

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)

Dr. Carlos "the Scientist" Dave Robles

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

EDIT: Carlos the Scientist is from Welcome to Night Vale.

babacontainsmultitudes

I've noticed that a lot of the arguments for Carlos seem to boil down to how "perfect" he is, whether it's his teeth or his hair or how "perfect" it would be for him to win this since Cecil won the sexyman contest. And hey, if that's genuinely what you find sexy, all the power to you.

But, you know what? Glenn isn't perfect, whatever that even means, not even close (heh). He's half blind and covered in scars and his hair is long and grey and the musculature of his body is uneven from the 20 years he spent in prison (a sacrifice *he* chose in order to ensure a better life for his son). He was severely neglected as a child, was never shown how to open up to others or treat his own grief with the time and care it deserves, and has spent the vast majority of his life struggling with addiction to mixed results. His wife died and his band kicked him out and for a long time he couldn't find the courage to tell his son about his second job because he's just that fucking ashamed of himself.

Not a single one of these traits makes him any less sexy. Quite the opposite, if you ask me! Glenn embodies the inherent eroticism of imperfection, of a body and soul of someone who has loved, and fought, and lost, and gained, and gotten better, and gotten worse, and lived, and died, and taken a hand at life that was turned against him from the start and perservered despite it all (perhaps not unlike how we have gotten him here, despite it all). Glenn isn't perfect, he's just a guy. A demon guy. A sexy demon guy. And he *does* deserve this.

nick-close

There’s something unapologetically raw about Glenn close. Because he’s someone you could MEET. He’s a fucked up guy who GENUINELY HAS GOOD INTENTIONS but just ends up fucking up all the time. To ME that raw and flawed messy energy is HOT.

There is sexiness in imperfection. There’s sexiness in guilt and pride and hubris. There’s sexiness in becoming a LITERAL monster after everything and then being asked to KEEP TRYING. Something about fighting and going to jail and losing your kid and being KILLED AND THEN NOT BEING RELEASED BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL BEING ASKED TO JUST IMPROVE WHILE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU’VE MADE (if they count as that) ARE SO FAR FROM YOU

There’s something about being asked to get better without a support system. Having to find your own amongst those damned to hell. Falling in love again despite it all. And then STILL falling into addiction and bad behaviours because love DOESN’T fix everything.

There’s something about being the first person to reassure your friend he’s a good father- and then he can’t look you in the eyes to say the same.

But you LOVE your kid. You love your kid so much. Your kid is the coolest dude you’ve ever met and you don’t know how you got so lucky. And you don’t know how to tell him that cool is unconditional when he’s so focused on impressing you.

Something about the only thing motivating Glenn to get out of prison and escape being the idea of seeing his son again. Something about realizing that isn’t YOUR kid. Something about threatening to beat up your friend because he shittalked the kid anyways.

Broken pieces and connections and mess. Love and pain and addiction and admiration. Doing better than your own father. Doing worse than your dead wife would. Living with that. Dying with that. Struggling to find your place again.

#glenn close dndads #morgan freeman dndads #the 10th hell is for men who say bitch and that's canon #this acc has always been ambiguously in and out of character and i intend to keep it that way.#who's speaking rn? you decide

Y'all are going to make me cry fr. The best thing to come out of this tournament is all the genuine Glenn appreciation. IDC if he wins or not, he's fought tooth and nail like he has his entire life, and that's sexy as hell either way. Glenn doesn't need to win to be sexy, all the guy does is lose and he's still the hottest guy in the 10 hells. Glenn Close for life 🤘🔥❤️

Sexiest Podcast Character — Round 8|Ζ (Final Round)

Who is sexier?

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)

Dr. Carlos "the Scientist" Dave Robles

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

EDIT: Carlos the Scientist is from Welcome to Night Vale.

#even david beat goliath #we shall sing a song of victory #Glenn Close DnDads #morgan freeman dndads

THE GAP IS CLOSING, GO VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Champion vs Unscripted Champion

Who is sexier?

Captain Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

With 50.3% of a whopping 10,537 votes, Glenn Close moves on to Round 8!

#glenn close dndads #morgan freeman dndads

DAMN RIGHT 🔥🔥🔥

macksartblock

hello!! if you Are drawing glenn to encourage ppl to vote him As The Sexiest may i have a glenn and morgan por favor ?

I’m on my break again but here a sample for you voters!!

#love this #VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

HOLY SHIT!!

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Champion vs Unscripted Champion

Who is sexier?

Captain Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

nesperus

hi guys vote glenn. he needs this. if he wins i’ll draw him shirtless

GUYS YOU HAVE TO VOTE GLENN

#thank you for doing your civic duty

Shoutout to biirbi. Doing the lord's work

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Champion vs Unscripted Champion

Who is sexier?

Captain Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

nesperus

hi guys vote glenn. he needs this. if he wins i’ll draw him shirtless

#yes this is my own post hi yall long time no see #morgan freeman dndads

GUYS YOU HAVE TO VOTE GLENN

my-fishstickers

Ranting about Morgan again because the latest episode made me mad. (Spoilers)

Hiii, it's Tumblr's number 1 Morgan Freeman fan again (not that one). You don't know it yet but I am it's true I think about her an abnormal amount for a character that's got less screentime than Agent Schmegan. Just finished the latest episode and it was hilarious and emotional and all those good things great job guys. BUT I'm still genuinely so disappointed and a little mad at the fact that Morgan was so overlooked this episode (s2 ep 45).

In an episode that was primarily about her family, Morgan was mentioned twice. 1. In reference to Glenn and Jodie's feud over her, and 2. At the end when she showed up defeated and in handcuffs Great acknowledgement of her existence as Glenn's partner and Nicky's mother and Taylors grandmother etc etc etc! /sarc

We've had two opportunities now in season two to see what Nicky and Morgan's relationship is like and to see her interact with her grandson, and neither time did the cast think to include her in the family dynamics. Back in her first s2 appearance she literally didn't acknowledge her grandson at all, not a single greeting to Taylor. I don't get it does she just suck?? Has she been a shitty mom this whole time or something?? So much is going on in the Close/Foster/Freeman family tree and Morgan has no thoughts on any of it I guess.

You'd think that after how integral she was to Glenn and Nicky's stories in season 1 it'd be, you know, a really big deal that she's back now and not dead and part of the family as we the audience know it. But nah, she's just a thing for two men to fight over now.

I genuinely don't know what Anthony is thinking, how he could go through all of those flashback scenes and not think to mention where Morgan might have been during the birth of her grandson or after?? I know this podcast is about dads but Jesus Christ even Jodie got a passing mention where is Grandma Morgan???

Trying to take inventory of all the Jodies on here. It's real interesting, actually. So you're like, 100% demon? Or are you even a Jodie. Weird questions, sorry. Been trying to wrap my head around everything.

- Morgan

Morgan? Hello, it's been a while!

Unless this is another reality, like what Well was talking about. If that's the case, hey! Nice to meet you.

Hey! Definitely another reality. I guess you've got your own Morgan huh?

Nice to meet you too man. How's hell?

That's right! Are you as cool as my reality's Morgan? I suppose the answer is probably yes, it's hard to imagine Morgan as anything but awesome.

Hell is doing fairly well. It's mostly business as usual, making sure everything runs smoothly. How's your reality? What do you do?

I'm cool as hell in every reality. Literally in this one, they've got snow down there now.

And my reality's alright! I guess. I was doing a bit of hate-demon slaying, but I'm... retired from that. In between jobs rn or whatever.

Snow in hell? I've got to see that. Mind if I visit sometime? I got a sudden urge to build a snowman.

#morgan freeman dndads #dndads versa

Not at all! That'd be sick. Technically you should probably ask my Jodie and my Glenn but eh.

- Morgan

Morgan? Hello, it's been a while!

Unless this is another reality, like what Well was talking about. If that's the case, hey! Nice to meet you.

Hey! Definitely another reality. I guess you've got your own Morgan huh?

Nice to meet you too man. How's hell?

That's right! Are you as cool as my reality's Morgan? I suppose the answer is probably yes, it's hard to imagine Morgan as anything but awesome.

Hell is doing fairly well. It's mostly business as usual, making sure everything runs smoothly. How's your reality? What do you do?

#dndads versa #morgan freeman dndads

I'm cool as hell in every reality. Literally in this one, they've got snow down there now.

And my reality's alright! I guess. I was doing a bit of hate-demon slaying, but I'm... retired from that. In between jobs rn or whatever.

- Morgan

Morgan? Hello, it's been a while!

Unless this is another reality, like what Well was talking about. If that's the case, hey! Nice to meet you.