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Welp, my Xmas gift came early. Thanks, babe. #WheresTheHomeButton #iPhoneX #iPhone #Apple #OhYouFancy #PinkysOut #😍 #Rocha #Thanks #PostedFromOldPhone #😂 (at Naval Surface Warfare Center Port Hueneme Division)

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It’s been a while since she’s slept on my chest. #maleahandme #Rocha #daddysgirl #naptime #sleepytime (at Herzog Wine Cellars)

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My wrapping skills on point. #AssholeSon #Xmas #Christmas #Gifts #Wrapping #Tape #SpremDonor #IDidIt #Noel #Santa (at Snooky's Oxnard)

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You mad? 😂 #Raiders #TheFoldRule #TuckRule #Losers #805HolidayContest (at Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum)

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My purpose in life. #MaleahAndMe #Rocha #HappyHolidays #Xmas #ChristmasTree #InMyArms #AllSmiles #ohtheweatheroutsideisweather (at Heritage Square Oxnard)

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My head becomes a pillow #MaleahAndMe #Rocha #MLM (at The Lodge At Pebble Beach)

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Early morning silly faces #Lizards #FreshOffWork #MaleahAndMe #Rocha #ig (at Embassy Suites by Hilton Mandalay Beach Resort)

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Insert stereotypical Christmas quote here #Stockings #Garland #XmasTime #MLM #Rocha #MaleahAndMe #Family (at The Beverly Hills Hotel)

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Finally heading home #LongDay #thanksgiving #Family #Turkeyday #imhungryagain (at Camelot Room Bar)

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I’ll just let them slip out for thanksgiving lunch instead #Family #Thanksgiving #TurkeyDay (at Four Seasons Resort The Biltmore Santa Barbara)

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And the raider fans keep bringing the tuck rule #Plungers #Patriots #Winners (at Paragon Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Agoura Hills, CA)

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Today’s adventure #MaleahAndMe #FamilyDay #Bobcat #Study #Fossils #redchair #museum (at Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History)

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“While only one day of the year is dedicated solely to honoring our veterans, Americans must never forget the sacrifices that many of our fellow countrymen have made to defend our country and protect our freedoms.” #thankyouforyourservice #USMC #AirForce #USArmy #USNavy #USCoastGuard #USA #VeteransDay #UnitedStatesofAmerica #🇺🇸 (at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego)

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Trying to guess the weather here is So. Cal must have been to hard so she prepped for sun and rain #FlipFlops #Boots kinda weather #OnlyinSoCal #StayClassyOxnard #StayOffDrugs @stayclassyoxnard (at El Rodeo Night Club De Oxnard Ca)

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Good job this season @dodgers #nopostacabron #Dodgers #PincheDodgers #Astros #WorldSeries (at The Look Out Bar and Grill (Channel Islands))

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#congratulations #Astros (at Roxsbury Deli & Grill)