TheRealRedOne

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

[danghotyaois-blog]

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

[rat-cyng]

me when my shift @ work ends

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via amhaggerty)

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

stepping on something mushy and unidentified

[thismakeup]

[ruinedchildhood]

when you waiting for professors to post your final grades

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

deep sea documentaries have me like

[snailphobe]

I love Brendon Urie

[joywave77777]

miles and miles away…. Taylor Swift trembles. falls to the floor as profit…slips away from an already-successful artist’s fingertips….. how……. why…….. but the copyright laws…………. the money……

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[bitter-hazza-blog]

person: “where are you going????”

me: “I’m going to tell harry that its 2016″

[princetanaka]

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

[autisticfaraday-blog]

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

[totallyriddikulus]

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

[skellydun]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tinyteatattoo-deactivated201606]

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

[socalpeach]

courtney what the fuck

[petiteelfqueen-blog]

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

[redfingerfish]

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

[bogleech]

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

[monitorlizardappreciator]

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

I don’t trust men and never will

[sm-cg-deactivated20200616]

who hurt you that bad into not trusting half of the human population

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

men

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

yes but why